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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my dieing wish would simpley to be
not to die while my kids are still young and need me
when they are grown up and happy with their own families i'll be ready to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh good I am ready for this
But it's going to be a long time before I am ready to say that"
I hope you dont say that while your on a jumbo jet with me! Id already be under enough pressure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After last weekend at Butlins, I'm going to request that after I've been cooked down the Crem, I want my kids and my mates to take my urn to an adult weekend at each of Butlins sites at Skeggy, Minehead and Bognor Regis. I'll hopefully leave enough cash to get the beer in, but they've got to promise not to get too pissed and leave me on a bar somewhere
Then when thats done I want to go to a farewell swingers party, where I want to be placed on the mantlepiece while a massive orgy goes ahead in front of me.
Once that's done, I want my ashes to go into some shotgun cartridges and one of my mates will blast me up into the skies where I walk my dog on Perranporth dunes.
I'll be a happy bunny then
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