That reminds me of something awful that happened last week...
I was sat in the garden with my dad and step mum.. and I was trying to tan my legs.. I said to my step mum "I need one of those things that turns you round so I can get a tan all over and not just in one place"..
She said "What, a spit?" Then turns to my dad and said "Your daughter wants to be spit-roasted!"
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"That reminds me of something awful that happened last week...
I was sat in the garden with my dad and step mum.. and I was trying to tan my legs.. I said to my step mum "I need one of those things that turns you round so I can get a tan all over and not just in one place"..
She said "What, a spit?" Then turns to my dad and said "Your daughter wants to be spit-roasted!"
I wanted to die! "
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That made me laugh. Lamb for me please! |
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My Sunday dinner will consist of Pilau Rice and Chicken Tikka Masala and will be consumed during highlights of the Chinese Grand Prix
One of the benefits of DJing at an Indian Restaurant (as I did last night) is that I am always invited to take food home  |
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"That reminds me of something awful that happened last week...
I was sat in the garden with my dad and step mum.. and I was trying to tan my legs.. I said to my step mum "I need one of those things that turns you round so I can get a tan all over and not just in one place"..
She said "What, a spit?" Then turns to my dad and said "Your daughter wants to be spit-roasted!"
I wanted to die! "
Mmmmmmm spit roast  |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"What are you planning to have
Beef
Pork
Lamb
or something a little bit naughtier like a
Spit roast  "
Pork but quite like the idea of a spit roast too... Greedy girl
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