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over a year ago
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I'm just feeding the ducks in park..Sat here watching them...They are rather randy today...lots of males chasing females...sometimes 2 males, then I look up n there's a black crow hovering...its like some kind of duck swinging club lol  |
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"I'm just feeding the ducks in park..Sat here watching them...They are rather randy today...lots of males chasing females...sometimes 2 males, then I look up n there's a black crow hovering...its like some kind of duck swinging club lol "
Does a duck get a hard on ? and if so how big is it  lol |
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"I'm just feeding the ducks in park..Sat here watching them...They are rather randy today...lots of males chasing females...sometimes 2 males, then I look up n there's a black crow hovering...its like some kind of duck swinging club lol
Does a duck get a hard on ? and if so how big is it lol"
The biggest one in relation to its size and most complicated, also the female has the most complicated vagina this is to avoid being knocked up by a drake she doesn't want.
Drake this time of year only thinks about sex, and if they haven't a mate they'll rape someone else's, actually having a mate for a drake is very exhausting business as he's fighting off gangs of bachelor drakes. |
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"I'm just feeding the ducks in park..Sat here watching them...They are rather randy today...lots of males chasing females...sometimes 2 males, then I look up n there's a black crow hovering...its like some kind of duck swinging club lol
Does a duck get a hard on ? and if so how big is it lol
The biggest one in relation to its size and most complicated, also the female has the most complicated vagina this is to avoid being knocked up by a drake she doesn't want.
Drake this time of year only thinks about sex, and if they haven't a mate they'll rape someone else's, actually having a mate for a drake is very exhausting business as he's fighting off gangs of bachelor drakes."
Wow. 
Glad I'm not a duck. |
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Ducks are known for being right hoe bag's, have no morals what soever.
That's why you always see three ducks. Always two males and a female.
Dirty bitch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Irony is once the chosen drake has mated and the eggs are laid he fucks off and join the rest of the gang to find somebody elses mate.
Its tough being a duck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ducks can be right bastards, the drakes sometimes kill ducklings too."
They can and do drown the females too if the ratio is too high and a gang of drakes all pile onto her forcing her underwater. |
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"I'm just feeding the ducks in park..Sat here watching them...They are rather randy today...lots of males chasing females...sometimes 2 males, then I look up n there's a black crow hovering...its like some kind of duck swinging club lol
Does a duck get a hard on ? and if so how big is it lol
The biggest one in relation to its size and most complicated, also the female has the most complicated vagina this is to avoid being knocked up by a drake she doesn't want.
Drake this time of year only thinks about sex, and if they haven't a mate they'll rape someone else's, actually having a mate for a drake is very exhausting business as he's fighting off gangs of bachelor drakes."
that explain what was going on this morning then |
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Mallards are weird - the gender ration is about 7 males to each female. This is totally unlike any other species of duck. The lake near where I live is littered with dead females at this time of year - they've been gang-raped and have been drowned in the process. Last year a scientific paper was published describing how a male mallard was seen to copulate for over 30 minutes with another male - who happened to be dead. It was the first known incidence of homosexual necrophilia in ducks. |
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"I'm just feeding the ducks in park..Sat here watching them...They are rather randy today...lots of males chasing females...sometimes 2 males, then I look up n there's a black crow hovering...its like some kind of duck swinging club lol
Does a duck get a hard on ? and if so how big is it lol
The biggest one in relation to its size and most complicated, also the female has the most complicated vagina this is to avoid being knocked up by a drake she doesn't want.
Drake this time of year only thinks about sex, and if they haven't a mate they'll rape someone else's, actually having a mate for a drake is very exhausting business as he's fighting off gangs of bachelor drakes.
that explain what was going on this morning then "
Drakes will frequently gang rape ducks, I saw some in the road last year on a country lane. About 8 drakes had a duck pinned and wouldn't even move for the car. I had to get out and chase them off to carry on. 
I didn't fancy having to sit and wait and watch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ducks are known for being right hoe bag's, have no morals what soever.
That's why you always see three ducks. Always two males and a female.
Dirty bitch "
lucky you mean!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ducks are known for being right hoe bag's, have no morals what soever.
That's why you always see three ducks. Always two males and a female.
Dirty bitch "
Can I come back as a duck! |
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By *icky999Man
over a year ago
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"I'm just feeding the ducks in park..Sat here watching them...They are rather randy today...lots of males chasing females...sometimes 2 males, then I look up n there's a black crow hovering...its like some kind of duck swinging club lol "
think you'll find the black crows been taking in a room and its the fat white geese hovering |
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