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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If cats always land on their feet and bread and butter always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a slice of bread and butter to a cats back? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"If cats always land on their feet and bread and butter always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a slice of bread and butter to a cats back?"
Mine would think it was a paratrooper! Sodding thing jumped out of a 2nd floor window in may already  (Thats the thin can not the new fat un)  |
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"If cats always land on their feet and bread and butter always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a slice of bread and butter to a cats back?"
Some snotty git would report you to the RSPCA, you'd be featured on youtube and be reviled by the entire planet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If cats always land on their feet and bread and butter always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a slice of bread and butter to a cats back?
Some snotty git would report you to the RSPCA, you'd be featured on youtube and be reviled by the entire planet."
I said if you... not if I did! my cats would probably lie down and lick all the butter off, then parade around the living room till the dog releived them of the bread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If cats always land on their feet and bread and butter always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a slice of bread and butter to a cats back?"
christ !!!
round here thats a lot of bread and butter .
the kin things are bloody everywhere.
Now then...wheres the marmite to stick on the bread and butter....?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Aw BB don't you know Anything?!
If you were watching Genius on BBC2 about 10pm you would have seen the idea of edible sticky tape- double-sided, for fixing broken food!  |
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By *usterMan
over a year ago
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"Aw BB don't you know Anything?!
If you were watching Genius on BBC2 about 10pm you would have seen the idea of edible sticky tape- double-sided, for fixing broken food! "
I thought it's for fixing dentures? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Aw BB don't you know Anything?!
If you were watching Genius on BBC2 about 10pm you would have seen the idea of edible sticky tape- double-sided, for fixing broken food!
I thought it's for fixing dentures?"
Way beyond my realm of knowledge darling!
Only have 1 filling! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If cats always land on their feet and bread and butter always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a slice of bread and butter to a cats back?"
It all depends how high you dropped the cat from. The higher up they are the more likely they are to realign their bodies to land feet first. Too high and you risk making cat jam on the pavement. Too low and they will land awkwardly and the bread will fall off. But at just the right height it will cause the cat/jam butty subject to endlessy spin in mid air for eternity due to the conflict of interests of cat feet and jammy bread!...now lets see which gulible sod ends up in the daily mail for trying this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw BB don't you know Anything?!
If you were watching Genius on BBC2 about 10pm you would have seen the idea of edible sticky tape- double-sided, for fixing broken food! "
The girl who wanted colour coded aisles in supermarkets was fookin gorgeous. I'd like to pair my pink love sword with her pink love tunnel anytime!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If cats always land on their feet and bread and butter always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a slice of bread and butter to a cats back?
It all depends how high you dropped the cat from. The higher up they are the more likely they are to realign their bodies to land feet first. Too high and you risk making cat jam on the pavement. Too low and they will land awkwardly and the bread will fall off. But at just the right height it will cause the cat/jam butty subject to endlessy spin in mid air for eternity due to the conflict of interests of cat feet and jammy bread!...now lets see which gulible sod ends up in the daily mail for trying this!"
Boo! No cat chucking I said nothing about throwing them, just strapping bread and butter to 'em! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awwwwwwwww
go on...spoil me fun why dontcha
I would have a field day round here....mind. i have to catch the little buggas first and they quicker than me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boo! No cat chucking I said nothing about throwing them, just strapping bread and butter to 'em!"
Oh thats easy... You just get that not very amused look that cats like to give their owners. The one they give when you spend 20 quid on a scratching post and activity centre when its obvious to them that the sofa is far more convenient! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Way beyond my realm of knowledge darling!
Only have 1 filling!
Would you like a second filling?
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I would hope it was a little longer than a second, Mushy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wwhat would hit the ground first. A cat with a slice of buttered toast strapped to it's back or the equivalent weight in a feather filled pillow both dropped from 100 feet???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If cats always land on their feet and bread and butter always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a slice of bread and butter to a cats back?"
Murphy's law would turn into Sod's law |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wwhat would hit the ground first. A cat with a slice of buttered toast strapped to it's back or the equivalent weight in a feather filled pillow both dropped from 100 feet???? "
Me owww! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If cats always land on their feet and bread and butter always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap a slice of bread and butter to a cats back?"
I can't see any problem.
Cat's ALWAYS land on their feet ( you say )and bread n butter ALWAYS lands butter side down.
So you put the bread n butter on the cat's back butter side down and the result is Cat lands on feet with b and b on it's back.
simples |
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