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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any good old wives tales for cramps? I'd be forever in your debt
Yellow Crayons..Everything feels better after eating a Yellow Crayon 
Gimp"
Shit, I've only got orange n blue ones.  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Any good old wives tales for cramps? I'd be forever in your debt"
Aside from the hot water bottle and pain killers, keeping hydrated can help to ease them.
Drinking plenty of water helps you to stop retaining water and feeling bloated. Drinking warm/ hot water does something scientific to the blood flow which can help ease cramps.
Also fresh ginger in a mug full of boiling water can be helpful.
If you haven't got any ginger try sprinkling some cinnamon on an apple. Cinnamon is an old cure. My mother used to chew on a cinnamon stick.
None of these are quick remedies unfortunately. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any good old wives tales for cramps? I'd be forever in your debt
Aside from the hot water bottle and pain killers, keeping hydrated can help to ease them.
Drinking plenty of water helps you to stop retaining water and feeling bloated. Drinking warm/ hot water does something scientific to the blood flow which can help ease cramps.
Also fresh ginger in a mug full of boiling water can be helpful.
If you haven't got any ginger try sprinkling some cinnamon on an apple. Cinnamon is an old cure. My mother used to chew on a cinnamon stick.
None of these are quick remedies unfortunately. "
All will suffer my inane babbling whilst I seek comfort  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any good old wives tales for cramps? I'd be forever in your debt"
We'll J's on codeine phosphate from the Dr as they're really bad, not sure they helping with the pain but they knock her out! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Any good old wives tales for cramps? I'd be forever in your debt
Aside from the hot water bottle and pain killers, keeping hydrated can help to ease them.
Drinking plenty of water helps you to stop retaining water and feeling bloated. Drinking warm/ hot water does something scientific to the blood flow which can help ease cramps.
Also fresh ginger in a mug full of boiling water can be helpful.
If you haven't got any ginger try sprinkling some cinnamon on an apple. Cinnamon is an old cure. My mother used to chew on a cinnamon stick.
None of these are quick remedies unfortunately.
All will suffer my inane babbling whilst I seek comfort "
You babble away lol just try and ensure someone is listening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any good old wives tales for cramps? I'd be forever in your debt
Yellow Crayons..Everything feels better after eating a Yellow Crayon
Gimp
Shit, I've only got orange n blue ones. "
Step away from the Blue...Slowly Slowly does it..No need to Panic.
If all else fails you can get a part in the next Smurf film 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At work as usual, won't be home until around 6am.
I can't even hear my bed calling as I'm so far away from it, but if any sexy young lady would like to warm it up for me ready for my return, they will be rewarded when I get home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any good old wives tales for cramps? I'd be forever in your debt"
Root ginger. chop, boil with a little water and drink the remains sweetened with a little sugar. Old wives recipe. Let me know if it works for you as I've used it over the years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stuck at work
*Don't work at a glue factory   "
Actually you make the strongest glue in the world...Never seen a baby fall apart before have you ? Lol
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I'm all itchy so can't sleep. Mum used a new washing powder on my duvet cover and it's the only one I've got and I'm too cold to sleep without it! I'm still recovering from that cold I had last week!
I'm sure I'll get tired enough to sleep through the itchiness soon though |
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