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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I really can't stand them and worry they will enter my bum hole!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't sit on an ant's nest

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Champagne corks are great for bumholes

Or superglue

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

There doesn't need to be one! They are scattered everywhere, roaming around grrrr

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By *ozzy87Man  over a year ago

Crawley

Now I'm thinking of Archer quotes.

"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ants in ya pants make your belly button dance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Champagne corks are great for bumholes

Or superglue "

Champagne cork! Now there's an idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really can't stand them and worry they will enter my bum hole!! "

Good excuse to go plug shopping!

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"Champagne corks are great for bumholes

Or superglue

Champagne cork! Now there's an idea "

Can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's that time of year - I hate them too but can't say I've ever worried about them going in my bum - I was going to do some naked sunbathing and think will keep my pants on lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I really can't stand them and worry they will enter my bum hole!!

Good excuse to go plug shopping! "

I'm actually looking for some new jewlled butt plugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's that time of year - I hate them too but can't say I've ever worried about them going in my bum - I was going to do some naked sunbathing and think will keep my pants on lol"

Well mine are off and I'm conscious of them crawling on me and up my bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Champagne corks are great for bumholes

Or superglue

Champagne cork! Now there's an idea

Can I watch "

Invite is in the post

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you put vaseline on your bum they will slide off - or get stuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks ants. Thants.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get a magnifying glass and relive your childhood pretend its a deathray!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks ants. Thants. "

Never thought I would find another fan! You have never suffered from Helvettica Syndrome I take it?

Do you access to any Bumcivilian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you put vaseline on your bum they will slide off - or get stuck lol"

What about coconut oil!?

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

Tenbury Wells


"If you put vaseline on your bum they will slide off - or get stuck lol

What about coconut oil!? "

Too much like a Bounty bar

Close to the bum and all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you put vaseline on your bum they will slide off - or get stuck lol

What about coconut oil!? "

Perfect - unless they like coconut and try to lick it off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If they saw your arse, think the ants would get scared. They'd think it's another total eclipse hahaha

(Jooooking)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If they saw your arse, think the ants would get scared. They'd think it's another total eclipse hahaha

(Jooooking)"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well you could always use a butt plug if you're worried

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well you could always use a butt plug if you're worried "
if only I had it with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watch the red ants, they bite

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Watch the red ants, they bite

Her"

I know!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Watch the red ants, they bite

Her

I know!! "

I'm scared!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watch the red ants, they bite

Her

I know!!

I'm scared! "

Fear ye not. It's only formic acid (when they bite) so keep a dock leaf handy to take the sting away.

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

Surely you would feel them tickle before they entered?

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By *randmrsminxyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

we had ants on are dec

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're amazing creatures. Did a bit of gardening the other day, picked up a slab and there were all these perfect tunnels underneath that they had carved out.

Amazing stuff!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Surely you would feel them tickle before they entered? "

Not if Iv nodded off

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

We get giant ants in the woods near us. The nests they make can be 3 ft high. Ewwwww it's horrible just thinking about them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Iv just had a spider bloody crawl on me ahhhhh help I hate creepys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks ants. Thants.

Never thought I would find another fan! You have never suffered from Helvettica Syndrome I take it?

Do you access to any Bumcivilian?"

Nope....had a case of cobbles once though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks ants. Thants. "

Bless you ants. Blants.

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By *icky999Man  over a year ago

warrington

Its not ants its dec you wanna keep an eye on. Looks the type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watch the red ants, they bite

Her

I know!!

I'm scared!

Fear ye not. It's only formic acid (when they bite) so keep a dock leaf handy to take the sting away."

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