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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
"
Is that a doctor Seuss rhyme? |
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"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
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Drug users?
So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?
Odd one that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Northerners.
Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.
xx
It's the humour. I just don't get it. "
I think you will find they were joking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead People.
Gimp
Fuss pot. "
Dont get me wrong im sure there are some really nice Dead people but all the ones ive met before are Smelly and it takes Hours to wash the bits off after.
Gimp |
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"Northerners.
Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.
xx
It's the humour. I just don't get it. "
Is it cos I mumble through my flat cap ?
Humour has almost ceased to be regional.
Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Jason MaCintyre and Michael Manford. |
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"Northerners.
Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.
xx
It's the humour. I just don't get it.
I think you will find they were joking "
I think you will find no one has taken it seriously. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
Drug users?
So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?
Odd one that."
Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Northerners.
Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.
xx
It's the humour. I just don't get it.
Is it cos I mumble through my flat cap ?
Humour has almost ceased to be regional.
Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Jason MaCintyre and Michael Manford. "
It's because your whippet looks at him funny like. |
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"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
Drug users?
So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?
Odd one that.
Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now "
No I'm just making a point.
You obviously mean illegal drugs!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
Drug users?
So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?
Odd one that.
Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now
No I'm just making a point.
You obviously mean illegal drugs!
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Well if it's that obvious, why the post? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
Drug users?
So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?
Odd one that."
Niomi Campbell ?
Kate moss?
.. Richard bacon? Hehe
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"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
Drug users?
So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?
Odd one that.
Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now
No I'm just making a point.
You obviously mean illegal drugs!
Well if it's that obvious, why the post? "
Why does anyone post anything anywhere? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men
I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever meet men!!
EVER! "
Hi I just saw your profile and I know you said........ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a list of types that you will never meet/play with?
Mine is
Friends of daughters
Daughters of friends
Friends moms
Moms friends
Mates exes
Exes mates
Any one too young to remember the Berlin wall coming down
Anyone old enough to remember the Berlin wall being built
Drug users
Serial abusers
And anyone with a cock
Drug users?
So you won't meet people who drink coffee or alcohol or take prescription medicines?
Odd one that.
Aaaaaand there it is the I'll take this literally just to be pedantic message, do you feel better now
No I'm just making a point.
You obviously mean illegal drugs!
Well if it's that obvious, why the post?
Why does anyone post anything anywhere?"
Boredom or to prove someone wrong |
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"Men
I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever meet men!!
EVER!
Hi I just saw your profile and I know you said........ "
It's true
I'm just here to Bake cakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really unpicky, in the whole wide wonderful world there are only two types of people I won't shag
1. Men
2. People I don't fancy
Actually I just realised everyone in category 1. also falls into category 2. So make that just one type I'd day no to. x |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?"
Don't you have a portable lab for testing their hair?
Everyone has one of those, don't they?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?"
Because they listen to Coldplay, read the sun and bang on about being a Tory badum it's I'm here all week lol |
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"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?"
Good point.
Quite possible to be a 'drug user' and not be defined by it, also it's possible to not be a 'drug user' and still be undesirable to some. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?
Good point.
Quite possible to be a 'drug user' and not be defined by it, also it's possible to not be a 'drug user' and still be undesirable to some."
TVs - not our thing I'm afraid. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?
Good point.
Quite possible to be a 'drug user' and not be defined by it, also it's possible to not be a 'drug user' and still be undesirable to some.
TVs - not our thing I'm afraid."
Ohhh you have left yourself open to the "there are some good programes on sometimes" people, just wait lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just picking up on the drug use one. How would you know. Unless they neck a pill or start snorting on a meet how do you know if they are drug users or not?"
I'm guessing it's using drugs on a meet.
I could've had read the sun in the morning , voted Tory at lunchtime and listened to a Coldplay cd in the car in my way round to meet you but unless I started singing yellow you'd be none the wiser. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Northerners.
Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.
xx
It's the humour. I just don't get it.
Is it cos I mumble through my flat cap ?
Humour has almost ceased to be regional.
Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Jason MaCintyre and Michael Manford.
It's because your whippet looks at him funny like."
And it's the smell of gravy. Even if you promise not to have gravy on the day of a meet I can still taste it when kissing and the smell seeps through your skin. And you don't want me to describe what oral is like when you go all fancy with your onion gravy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhh Erdington!
Jeremy Kyle country!
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To be fair, I live there, I don't come from there, and I don't know any part of this fair city that is any worse or better, visitors think its a healthy city because everyone wearing track suits lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Northerners.
Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.
xx
It's the humour. I just don't get it.
I think you will find they were joking
I think you will find no one has taken it seriously."
Yorkshire folk do. But they're all thick in the 'ead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Northerners.
Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.
xx
It's the humour. I just don't get it.
I think you will find they were joking
I think you will find no one has taken it seriously.
Yorkshire folk do. But they're all thick in the 'ead. "
thick i'th'head, surely? |
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"Northerners.
Can't take the competition or the pace? I understand.
xx
It's the humour. I just don't get it.
Is it cos I mumble through my flat cap ?
Humour has almost ceased to be regional.
Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Jason MaCintyre and Michael Manford.
It's because your whippet looks at him funny like.
And it's the smell of gravy. Even if you promise not to have gravy on the day of a meet I can still taste it when kissing and the smell seeps through your skin. And you don't want me to describe what oral is like when you go all fancy with your onion gravy. "
I know where you're coming from with that. I question the gravy.
Jellied eel touch tho ........... I mean. |
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