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Ok, who farted,

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman over a year ago

West Midlands

Because it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dog.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It.was the cat....honest

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By *wiggy2112Woman over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

my son in the car .....puke puke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was him

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I did, but it was in the jacuzzi so I think I got away with it

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman over a year ago

West Midlands

Maybe it was me lol

Don't you just love to fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my daughter - she is awful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whoever smelt it dealt it

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman over a year ago

West Midlands

"Whoever smelt it dealt it

Yay xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Whoever smelt it dealt it

Whoever denied it supplied it

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

A good long fart in the morning clears the airways

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

"A good long fart in the morning clears the airways

what breakfast show do you listen to?

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman over a year ago

West Midlands

"A good long fart in the morning clears the airways

what breakfast show do you listen to?"

Fart FM lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Whoever smelt it dealt it

Whoever denied it supplied it

Whoever said the rhyme did the crime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I could fart

I am in pain am broken

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fart and it doesn't smell I'm so disappointed

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

"A good long fart in the morning clears the airways

what breakfast show do you listen to?

Fart FM lol "

ah commercial, not radio bum or radio poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colonel Mustard in the Library with the candlestick...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't fart ......

I do love puffs

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By *ot monkey71Couple over a year ago

middlesbrough

"my son in the car .....puke puke

I know what you mean, ours always waits until we're trapped in the car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Methane and hydrogen burn well

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By *eembabyWoman over a year ago

Brum

Loud an proud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cleared the doorway of hmv, it was bad, nuclear style lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A good long fart in the morning clears the airways

and the room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Colonel Mustard in the Library with the candlestick..."

thats my favorite postion

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By *aaLaaWoman over a year ago

Pontesbury

Me, and I had egg sandwiches for lunch!

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By *errygTV/TS over a year ago

denton

my dad said to me fart next to the scruffy one they will get the blame, or next to a gang of schoolkids

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By *arkstaffsMan over a year ago

Rugeley

No farting in church..

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman over a year ago

West Midlands

" No farting in church.."

I have done

Not today tho

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By *wiggy2112Woman over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

"my son in the car .....puke puke

I know what you mean, ours always waits until we're trapped in the car

don't know how old yours are but mines 21 dirty git lol

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

Farts are like Quality street made for sharing

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By *arkstaffsMan over a year ago

Rugeley

Always satisfying to quietly drop out a real humdinger in a crowded pub and observe the arguing over who did it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Loud an proud

Since becoming an anal lover that's me too

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did, but it was in the jacuzzi so I think I got away with it

I didn't think the power was turned on?

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By *r Man.Man over a year ago

London

Whys everyone looking at me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its lingering somewhat dont you think

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By *ere-for-my-convenience OP Woman over a year ago

West Midlands

"Whys everyone looking at me!"

It WAS you!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

I prefered place to fart is in an aircraft hold doorway, the poor sod inside stacking the bags has to endure the smell till it dissapates.

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