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over a year ago
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"I remember knowing of a girl years ago that actually looked liked a "moomin"  "
Loved moomins, remember getting a book as a reading prize in middle school.  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Cheesy balls.
What to go with the cheesy cock and fishy fanny?
Your cheesy cock made me laugh earlier today. "
Well I'm glad I made someone laugh today...if I die tonight I can think well I made Jim laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheesy balls.
What to go with the cheesy cock and fishy fanny?
Your cheesy cock made me laugh earlier today.
Well I'm glad I made someone laugh today...if I die tonight I can think well I made Jim laugh "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bollocks thread....yes let's just talk utter bollocks...I mean it's not as if that's new on the forums "
Yip yip wibble wibble hatstand! Right said Fred |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheesy balls.
What to go with the cheesy cock and fishy fanny?
Your cheesy cock made me laugh earlier today.
Well I'm glad I made someone laugh today...if I die tonight I can think well I made Jim laugh "
if you die tonight will you come and be naughty with me so i can prove that there is an afterlife?  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Cheesy balls.
What to go with the cheesy cock and fishy fanny?
Your cheesy cock made me laugh earlier today.
Well I'm glad I made someone laugh today...if I die tonight I can think well I made Jim laugh if you die tonight will you come and be naughty with me so i can prove that there is an afterlife? "
Ermmm no  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ohhh no problem monkey sox. your best bet is to follow your rubber duck . go right past the Christmas tree. then ya need..........................hang on let me think. yaaa , ya wanna follow your saxafone till ya reach the Y fronts and then bobs your teapot . alright ice-cream cone!
then what you want to do my china teapot is ice cream cone that top hat question and put it in your umbrella stand. ok snowflake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheesy balls.
What to go with the cheesy cock and fishy fanny?
Your cheesy cock made me laugh earlier today.
Well I'm glad I made someone laugh today...if I die tonight I can think well I made Jim laugh if you die tonight will you come and be naughty with me so i can prove that there is an afterlife? "
but no weird stuff! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ohhh no problem monkey sox. your best bet is to follow your rubber duck . go right past the Christmas tree. then ya need..........................hang on let me think. yaaa , ya wanna follow your saxafone till ya reach the Y fronts and then bobs your teapot . alright ice-cream cone!
then what you want to do my china teapot is ice cream cone that top hat question and put it in your umbrella stand. ok snowflake "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheesy balls.
What to go with the cheesy cock and fishy fanny?
Your cheesy cock made me laugh earlier today.
Well I'm glad I made someone laugh today...if I die tonight I can think well I made Jim laugh if you die tonight will you come and be naughty with me so i can prove that there is an afterlife?
Ermmm no "
was only gonna ask for lotto numbers and national winner! You said talk bollocks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, I went for a walk up to Williamsons park in Lancaster today...beautiful place, all landscaped woodland and ponds etc and climbed up to one of the higher little secluded parts of the park and just lay down using my rucksack as a pillow.
As the sun dipped and the light slowly faded five or six tiny flys appear, nothing much, the type of thing that gets in your eye when cycling down the canal you know....and they start flying random little patterns a few feet above me and it gets me thinking....why? Why here? Is it that I'm on the spot they would have been flying their random little flights anyhow? Or perhaps it's the imperceptible warmth I'm putting up to them?
And why ate they flying those patterns? They never seem to meet so I don't think they're mating...perhaps then a mating dance? Do flys do that? Do these particular flys do that? Do any? Do they know what they're doing and why? Does it make sense to them?
Are we the same? Living the random little dances of our lives? All dancing to slightly different patterns, all very different, but all making some sort of sense to us as people, but to the casual observer all essentially random yet the same as each other? I don't know...but still, the flys entertain me a while as I mull it over....
Much of the stuff we do is senseless and needless really, yet we do it...why? Does the thing that drives the fly to fly that pattern drive us to make our choices?
Then, from the darkening park....a bunch of f**king teenagers start shouting and being generally obnoxious....what t***s!
Time to go home...I'm gonna go back to that spot soon, see if my flys come out.
Or not.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ohhh no problem monkey sox. your best bet is to follow your rubber duck . go right past the Christmas tree. then ya need..........................hang on let me think. yaaa , ya wanna follow your saxafone till ya reach the Y fronts and then bobs your teapot . alright ice-cream cone!
then what you want to do my china teapot is ice cream cone that top hat question and put it in your umbrella stand. ok snowflake "
i like to make them into a sandwhich |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember knowing of a girl years ago that actually looked liked a "moomin"
Do you know there's a new moomin film coming out
Nooooooo way "
Yeah lol seen the trailer for it today at the cinema |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I went for a walk up to Williamsons park in Lancaster today...beautiful place, all landscaped woodland and ponds etc and climbed up to one of the higher little secluded parts of the park and just lay down using my rucksack as a pillow.
As the sun dipped and the light slowly faded five or six tiny flys appear, nothing much, the type of thing that gets in your eye when cycling down the canal you know....and they start flying random little patterns a few feet above me and it gets me thinking....why? Why here? Is it that I'm on the spot they would have been flying their random little flights anyhow? Or perhaps it's the imperceptible warmth I'm putting up to them?
And why ate they flying those patterns? They never seem to meet so I don't think they're mating...perhaps then a mating dance? Do flys do that? Do these particular flys do that? Do any? Do they know what they're doing and why? Does it make sense to them?
Are we the same? Living the random little dances of our lives? All dancing to slightly different patterns, all very different, but all making some sort of sense to us as people, but to the casual observer all essentially random yet the same as each other? I don't know...but still, the flys entertain me a while as I mull it over....
Much of the stuff we do is senseless and needless really, yet we do it...why? Does the thing that drives the fly to fly that pattern drive us to make our choices?
Then, from the darkening park....a bunch of f**king teenagers start shouting and being generally obnoxious....what t***s!
Time to go home...I'm gonna go back to that spot soon, see if my flys come out.
Or not. If you stand in cow shit they will
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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Posted a pic of my tits in a FB group, and the convo got round to a 3some with me and a chick eating bacon and melted cheese of a guys body.
Unfortunately the only guys in that group are in America.
So I am just crying into my spiced rum and now cause I really fancy summat with cheese and bacon without the hassle of walking out my front door.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm on my way home from spending a couple of days with the in laws and the hard truth has just hit me. ....a damning realisation that there is no wine in at home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm on my way home from spending a couple of days with the in laws and the hard truth has just hit me. ....a damning realisation that there is no wine in at home
Oh no quick find an open offie
Will have to detour past the garage i think "
Bottle of Cabernet Shiraz now cracked open and I'm blaming it all on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was going to write something and I got distracted by a teenager talking about golf. I can't play golf,I'd like to but I have arthritis so I can't. I'd like to ski too but my knees are dodgy so no joy there either. Ooh! I remember what I was going to say now,anyone see Eastenders last night? No? Me neither,it's a pile of shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm on my way home from spending a couple of days with the in laws and the hard truth has just hit me. ....a damning realisation that there is no wine in at home
Oh no quick find an open offie
Will have to detour past the garage i think
Bottle of Cabernet Shiraz now cracked open and I'm blaming it all on you "
So unfair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we got mice in the outside wall space - i am hoping thats bollocks 
Oh no where is Tom when you need him
Can you hear them in the wall or something? "
yes - not tonight but the two previous nights - can hear them moving along - apparently they can get in through a hole as thin as a pencil and they come in a t night to keep warm - we found a possible place but no way we believe a mouse could get in - so we put a stone in to see if they shift it or if it stops them - |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"we got mice in the outside wall space - i am hoping thats bollocks
Oh no where is Tom when you need him
Can you hear them in the wall or something?
yes - not tonight but the two previous nights - can hear them moving along - apparently they can get in through a hole as thin as a pencil and they come in a t night to keep warm - we found a possible place but no way we believe a mouse could get in - so we put a stone in to see if they shift it or if it stops them - "
Oh I hope you have mice are horrible x. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like a few bollocks slapping against my ass now
A few?? I can gather some up.. in a Tesco's carrier bag ok? "
Ya can fook right off with those shears! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like a few bollocks slapping against my ass now
A few?? I can gather some up.. in a Tesco's carrier bag ok? a bag for life please  "
Ballbag for life. |
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