I'm being incredibly lazy here but does anyone know the main pledges each party is making?
I have pretty much zero interest in politics so just want a completely broken down guide as to who is promising what. |
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"I'm being incredibly lazy here but does anyone know the main pledges each party is making?
I have pretty much zero interest in politics so just want a completely broken down guide as to who is promising what."
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The Tories are the terminators before they evolved into robots.
Labour are 20 years behind the Tories evolutionary speaking.
The liberals are rich people who are troubled by having a conscience.
The ukip party are speculators who've seen an opening in Tory policy.
The green party don't give a fuck about money! And will have you washing in rivers and walking everywhere!.
I'm voting for the anarchists! |
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"I'm being incredibly lazy here but does anyone know the main pledges each party is making?
I have pretty much zero interest in politics so just want a completely broken down guide as to who is promising what..
The Tories are the terminators before they evolved into robots.
Labour are 20 years behind the Tories evolutionary speaking.
The liberals are rich people who are troubled by having a conscience.
The ukip party are speculators who've seen an opening in Tory policy.
The green party don't give a fuck about money! And will have you washing in rivers and walking everywhere!.
I'm voting for the anarchists!"
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"I'm being incredibly lazy here but does anyone know the main pledges each party is making?
I have pretty much zero interest in politics so just want a completely broken down guide as to who is promising what..
The Tories are the terminators before they evolved into robots.
Labour are 20 years behind the Tories evolutionary speaking.
The liberals are rich people who are troubled by having a conscience.
The ukip party are speculators who've seen an opening in Tory policy.
The green party don't give a fuck about money! And will have you washing in rivers and walking everywhere!.
I'm voting for the anarchists!"
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