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Years and years ago my mum used to have a dark brown carpet... (lol, how trendy eh?) and she was taking a bucket of diluted bleach out the patio door at the back and she tripped and dropped the whole bucket of bleach onto the carpet. The lounge was 31 feet long, so an expensive carpet.
So, brown carpet at that bit went ORANGE!! Not been able to afford a new carpet she did the same to the rest of it.
So, me and dad went out to school/work in the morning and left a brown carpet and came back to find an orange carpet.....WTF? lol.
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A few years back my next door neighbour's dog got a bottle out of the cupboard, some how managed to bite the top off and then proceeded to roll in the spilled carpet cleaner.
After a bath he was fine apart from one thing!
His balls were burnt LOL! They were red raw, he used to 'lie' down in the garden with his bum in the air to get a breeze on his nads. His face was a picture, cross-eyed chilled out face, tongue hanging out.
The grossest thing was about a week later I was in my neighbours for a drink and he presented me with a perfectly formed dog scrotum that his poor pooch had shed!!!
Minging but funny LOL.  |
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