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"Being poorly and having no one to take care of me "And when I say take care, I mean fetch me juice and pass the remote control... | |||
"Being poorly and having no one to take care of me "I was just on a train that went to Birmingham but got off at Milton Keynes. If only I knew sooner  | |||
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"Being poorly and having no one to take care of me
And when I say take care, I mean fetch me juice and pass the remote control..."Sorry to say this but unless you are dying in the next hour no man is passing over the remote control. | |||
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"Being poorly and having no one to take care of me
And when I say take care, I mean fetch me juice and pass the remote control...
Sorry to say this but unless you are dying in the next hour no man is passing over the remote control. "My mum had this problem. My dad kept falling asleep guarding the remote, whilst watching rubbish shows. Solution? Buy a second Sky remote!  | |||
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Party political broadcasts - they're just so boring ! | |||
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"Self service tills!?? " . Yea, goodness knows how many jobs they've done away with, and you end up waiting for clearance from an employee to buy booze. One of the big shops I go to hardly had any of these tills about 10 years ago, now about one third of the check-out area has them. Not be long till NO check-out employees. | |||
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"Being poorly and having no one to take care of me
And when I say take care, I mean fetch me juice and pass the remote control...
Sorry to say this but unless you are dying in the next hour no man is passing over the remote control. "especially if he's got it to take another pic of his cock beside it! x | |||
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"Self service tills!?? . Yea, goodness knows how many jobs they've done away with, and you end up waiting for clearance from an employee to buy booze. One of the big shops I go to hardly had any of these tills about 10 years ago, now about one third of the check-out area has them. Not be long till NO check-out employees." I work on these and prefer them to working on checkouts. It's the sign of the times unfortunately so I try to make sure it's as easy as possible for my customers, such as watching for who has age restricted products and deal with them in advance. It does help that our ones allow you to keep scanning after putting through alcohol etc. Also, I don't understand customers who say they hate them, but continue to use them regularly! | |||
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"Self service tills!?? . Yea, goodness knows how many jobs they've done away with, and you end up waiting for clearance from an employee to buy booze. One of the big shops I go to hardly had any of these tills about 10 years ago, now about one third of the check-out area has them. Not be long till NO check-out employees. I work on these and prefer them to working on checkouts. It's the sign of the times unfortunately so I try to make sure it's as easy as possible for my customers, such as watching for who has age restricted products and deal with them in advance. It does help that our ones allow you to keep scanning after putting through alcohol etc. Also, I don't understand customers who say they hate them, but continue to use them regularly!" I have to use them, my local supermarket has 2 manned tills, that are never manned (or womanned for that matter). The rest are hybrid things that can get turned into manned tills but never are. Its all self scan tills! And I hate it!! | |||
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"Self service tills!?? . Yea, goodness knows how many jobs they've done away with, and you end up waiting for clearance from an employee to buy booze. One of the big shops I go to hardly had any of these tills about 10 years ago, now about one third of the check-out area has them. Not be long till NO check-out employees." It's not so much the tills ,but the voice!. Would drive me nuts working next to that all day!."Please remove,blah blah . . " | |||
"Self service tills!?? . Yea, goodness knows how many jobs they've done away with, and you end up waiting for clearance from an employee to buy booze. One of the big shops I go to hardly had any of these tills about 10 years ago, now about one third of the check-out area has them. Not be long till NO check-out employees. It's not so much the tills ,but the voice!. Would drive me nuts working next to that all day!."Please remove,blah blah . . "" I do hear that voice in my sleep sometimes. I know the machines that well, I even know when it's going to happen, much to the amusement of customers lol. | |||
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"Marmite Losing my digestive in my tea "
Marmite..what's the point of it?
Losing my ginger nut in my tea | |||
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Drivers that do 60 mph and get overtaken by trucks
Drivers who take forever to overtake a truck cos they don't want to go over 65mph
Drivers who like to stick to 70 or 80 mph then decide to not move across to let you past
Drivers towing caravans
Drivers leaving spaces in front of them big enough for other cars to slip in causing me to slow down
oh..... and carrots | |||
"Marmite Losing my digestive in my tea
Marmite..what's the point of it?
Losing my ginger nut in my tea "I know some ginger nuts that my evil twin would love to dunk in scalding tea ! | |||
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"Drivers who stay at 40mph wherever they go
Drivers that do 60 mph and get overtaken by trucks
Drivers who take forever to overtake a truck cos they don't want to go over 65mph
Drivers who like to stick to 70 or 80 mph then decide to not move across to let you past
Drivers towing caravans
Drivers leaving spaces in front of them big enough for other cars to slip in causing me to slow down
oh..... and carrots "Mine would be eejits who zig zig from one lane to the other overtaking (dual carraigway) everyone on a 30/40mph speed limit, came across PLENTY who do this. WHY drive like this, it's a 30/40mph, it's NOT a damn race. Eejits who when coming on to the motorway dicide to go from the on-ramp to fast lane in one swift (manic like) manouver, and normally don't indicate. Then you get eejits that do the opposite of this and cut you up in the process. Drivers that take up 2 spaces in a car park or have made little attempt in parking there car (looks like it's been abandoned) Drivers who don't indicate. Drivers who think they can intimidate you by driving close/near to your bumper, I WILL slow down and sit at the speed limit (30/40mph zones), why are you in a rush, ffs no need to bully me. Drivers who drive 4x4 that have never seen ANY off-road/mud in there days. Why get a 4x4 when your just using it on regular roads, like all the rest of us, yes, we see you perched up a bit higher etc. | |||
"Today I hate my Bra... "Take it off (with proof) - please! Xxx | |||
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"photos of women bent over when they have brown stained arse cracks.. yak !" Thats some image you just painted in my mind there... Haha | |||
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"People parking in parent and child spaces when they don't have children with them grrrrr. " | |||
But what about hand bags
What the seat on your bike made of
Ffs stop trying to catch me out  | |||
"cucumber sandwiches..iv never seen the point in eating them" why | |||
"Celery Mushrooms" lovee mushrooms | |||
"Night duty
Bananas 
"Wowzers | |||
"Marmite Turkish Delight (good call) Scallops" nooo love turkish delights and parma violets | |||
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"Shoes weird I know!! Ironing The word slacks What do you hate?" Liars Creepy crawlers Sprouts Unpacking | |||
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"Drivers who stay at 40mph wherever they go
Drivers that do 60 mph and get overtaken by trucks
Drivers who take forever to overtake a truck cos they don't want to go over 65mph
...i hate drivers that break the speed limit and complain about those who don't
Drivers who like to stick to 70 or 80 mph then decide to not move across to let you past
Drivers towing caravans
Drivers leaving spaces in front of them big enough for other cars to slip in causing me to slow down
oh..... and carrots " | |||
" Drivers who drive 4x4 that have never seen ANY off-road/mud in there days. Why get a 4x4 when your just using it on regular roads, like all the rest of us, yes, we see you perched up a bit higher etc. " I seen a 4x4 with a sticker on the back saying "You can go fast, I can go offroad!",,,,I kept thinking well get off the fecking road you willy dribble!
Also a road can never be a 30/40 mph road, its either one or the other,
if its 30, do 30, not 29!
if its 40, do 40, not 39!
...you get where I am going with this
lol
One thing I never do, is get close and intimidate others, that's just wreckless, that and undertaking, drivers that do that annoy me too! | |||
"People who when they find out your a vegaterian start asking what you miss eating then start going through all the things they think you may have that's leather I have no idea why some people just can't accept I own NO leathet shoes
But what about hand bags
What the seat on your bike made of
Ffs stop trying to catch me out "I'm pretty ssure you can be a vegetarian and own leather. That's veganism isnt it? If not, I've been a terrible vege for last 10 year | |||
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"Having a cock "I wouldn't be without mine but can see it from your point of view, presumably cocks on others are ok | |||
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"Friends leaving the forums because they are sick of (insert un-namable people here) being arsey. " Naming and shaming should be allowed , would make the site so much better | |||
"Tripe No shows People who ask to borrow money Conservatives Stupid people - Not sure what you mean here " | |||
"Friends leaving the forums because they are sick of (insert un-namable people here) being arsey. Naming and shaming should be allowed , would make the site so much better" I blame paulmax for this post...or is that not what you mean | |||
"Friends leaving the forums because they are sick of (insert un-namable people here) being arsey. " Opinions are just opinions Everyone's got one Just like a bumhole | |||
"Marmite Losing my digestive in my tea
Marmite..what's the point of it?
Losing my ginger nut in my tea "Great minds. | |||
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"People who when they find out your a vegaterian start asking what you miss eating then start going through all the things they think you may have that's leather I have no idea why some people just can't accept I own NO leathet shoes
But what about hand bags
What the seat on your bike made of
Ffs stop trying to catch me out
I'm pretty ssure you can be a vegetarian and own leather. That's veganism isnt it? If not, I've been a terrible vege for last 10 year"You can eat and wear what you like Me personally can't see the point in not eating an animal if your going to wear it but that's just my opinion | |||
"People parking in parent and child spaces when they don't have children with them grrrrr. " I tried to get my mum to park in one of them,when I was out with her . . | |||
"Shit drivers. " except me... | |||
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"Unread...deleted "Lol spot on Buddy | |||
"Liver and queue jumpers "Is that jumpers made out of liver? | |||
" Drivers who drive 4x4 that have never seen ANY off-road/mud in there days. Why get a 4x4 when your just using it on regular roads, like all the rest of us, yes, we see you perched up a bit higher etc. I seen a 4x4 with a sticker on the back saying "You can go fast, I can go offroad!",,,,I kept thinking well get off the fecking road you willy dribble!
Also a road can never be a 30/40 mph road, its either one or the other,
if its 30, do 30, not 29!
if its 40, do 40, not 39!
...you get where I am going with this
lol
One thing I never do, is get close and intimidate others, that's just wreckless, that and undertaking, drivers that do that annoy me too! "I meant 30 OR 40 mph zones. Yea, hate the overtaking then undertaking, from one lane to another, going like a manic, nor any indication either. I think to myself "WHY", who are they trying to impress | |||
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"I hate racism" I'm with you on that. | |||
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