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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So Hollywood gobshite Gwyneth Paltrow was at it again recently recommending a spa treatment which involved treating your vagina (past the vulva and labia) to a deep steam clean.
Pretty much as soon as this blog was written doctors were advising women not to try the treatment, with one leading OB-GYN, a Dr Gunter, saying that it was like 'a cigarette for the vagina' 
So what makes these influential know it all film stars spout this stuff, and what makes some women actually think they know what they're talking about? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There has been a woman in the media recently talking about this to keep it looking younger
Gwyneth has obviously jumped on the fanny bandwagon "
It's so dangerous, it completely messes with the pathogens and good bacteria and can cause infections |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses "
Exactly this  |
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The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses. "
Squirt it up your bum instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah, steam is for sissies, when real women want a deep clean is a bottle of Domestos and a freshly boiled kettle all over your bits. That'll sort most things out down there "
I prefer Dettol myself  |
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"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses.
Squirt it up your bum instead "
My shit smells of roses already |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses. "
 I just snorted at air freshener for your flange |
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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago
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"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses. "
Two consecutive posts you have used the word "flange" interesting nautical connotations and a word I have not heard for a long time. |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"Nah, steam is for sissies, when real women want a deep clean is a bottle of Domestos and a freshly boiled kettle all over your bits. That'll sort most things out down there
I prefer Dettol myself "
Dettol doesn't get the limescale off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it like one of those kersher window cleaners sold on shopping channel?
Or sticking a vape ciggy up your twat?  "
Is that like a kercher pressure washer |
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"The Americans are renouned for douching etc. I remember living in the states and they sold douches with chemical scents etc a bit like an air freshener for your flange. I just thought no way am I squirting that up me fanny for it to smell of roses.
Two consecutive posts you have used the word "flange" interesting nautical connotations and a word I have not heard for a long time."
Yep I refer to my vagina as flange as well as other words but I'm in a flange mood tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses "
Flora ? |
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"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses
Flora ? "
Yep skin flora... The microorganisms that live on the skin. Not to mixed up with the margarine |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses
Flora ?
Yep skin flora... The microorganisms that live on the skin. Not to mixed up with the margarine "
Yeah if you're growing margarine in there, get it checked out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thing is though lets say someone reads the blog and thinks 'what a great idea I shall book myself in for one straightaway!', then gets a nasty (not that there's a nice!) case of bacterial vaginosis because of it. Can they blame the spa? The blog? Or ultimately themselves for not looking into the procedure properly? |
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Steamed mussels are rather pleasant, with a decent sauce and some crusty bread.
I see no physical benefits to steaming your vulva, other than parting with money.
If you must, sit on a kettle spout; it may alter your mindset. |
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"Nah, steam is for sissies, when real women want a deep clean is a bottle of Domestos and a freshly boiled kettle all over your bits. That'll sort most things out down there "
nah get the Karcher pressure washer on it |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"Nah, steam is for sissies, when real women want a deep clean is a bottle of Domestos and a freshly boiled kettle all over your bits. That'll sort most things out down there
nah get the Karcher pressure washer on it "
Well they do have a lot of "specialist" attachments.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mind you I have seen some ladies on here who seem to be having a jolly good clean out with a marrow. "
Sometimes you need a marrow to reach the places other vegetables can't reach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses
Exactly this "
Sorry, but I discovered last year that this is not always true.
She was young fit blonde as well, bummer |
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"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses
Exactly this
Sorry, but I discovered last year that this is not always true.
She was young fit blonde as well, bummer"
Weii if the pussy smells bumming her sounds good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would have thought it would unbalance the natural flora inside. A vagina is self cleaning it doesn't need a steam bath,it's not like sinuses
Exactly this
Sorry, but I discovered last year that this is not always true.
She was young fit blonde as well, bummer
Weii if the pussy smells bumming her sounds good "
NO just NO  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it smells like trout...
get the fuck out...
If it tastes like chicken-keep on lickin'
*courtesy of Facebook*"
thank you i just had horrible thoughts of fishy fannys and dirty arses! lickin chicken sounds a lot better! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it smells like trout...
get the fuck out...
If it tastes like chicken-keep on lickin'
*courtesy of Facebook*thank you i just had horrible thoughts of fishy fannys and dirty arses! lickin chicken sounds a lot better! "
giggidy ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a big thing in Asia, like a deep clean "
Yes I saw it in some erotic Bollywood type film once a lady was having her lady parts smoked with incense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I just point out for reasons of health
and safety, if your vagina is steaming of its own accord you need to ask the gent to slow down "
Giggles ''Sex is on Fire'' indeed |
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