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How to begin first message..?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why would a message that begins with 'Hi' or 'Hello' be deleted, unless that's all the message said?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't message them then! They're obviously so far up their own arse that they've forgotten what is commonly used as the opening of any piece of dialog between two people. I would suggest that there are quite a few other words laid out in some kind of sensible pattern after the initial Hello to warrant a response though, if there are, I'm sure you'll get a reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why would a message that begins with 'Hi' or 'Hello' be deleted, unless that's all the message said?"

it's a totally normal way to begin a message, I think what people are saying they hit delete for is when that's the entire message with nothing else in it. I certainly often start my messages with Hi or Hello so I wouldn't criticise anyone for doing the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

True...that's what I thought, all introductions whether written or spoken usually start with Hi, hello etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry didn't read the opening post that closely. If their profile actually says that they'll delete anything starting with Hi (as opposed to that being the whole message) then I'd avoid messaging them in any case because they sound bizarre!

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By *ythenshawefredMan over a year ago

stockport

Think it is more of a

How's things

And that's all that gets on people's nerves opposed to hi then a message with decent content

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it....just send what you like...don't jump through any hoops for them...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You don't go up to someone and just say Hi and walk off and say nothing else...why should it be any different in sending a message to someone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry didn't read the opening post that closely. If their profile actually says that they'll delete anything starting with Hi (as opposed to that being the whole message) then I'd avoid messaging them in any case because they sound bizarre! "

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You have to stand out on here both single females and men I like messages where they make me proper belly laugh

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

I have no idea! We will read every message that comes into our in box (not that many

) and while we ignore those that are clearly just chancing their arm we don't make demands as to how a message should start and I think if anyone does they are o be avoided.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

the vale

clearly the ones that don't want hello want fancy a fuck

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

Read their profile. If it does state the type of message which will interest them, then write them such a message if you are still interested. If you are then not interested then don't send a message

If there is nothing on their profile about a message preference then just send a message saying, "wanna f**k"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'."

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I was you I wouldnt make my messages sound like job applications im not saying thats what your messages sound like... Then again its up to you what your messages should sound like..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet? "

Why aye man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet? "

Sut Mae cariad??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get women on here.

Even if someone sends me a shite message as long as it's polite and they're my type I reply. Some women expect a 5 page essay on why they should meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But if she says how messages should be written I would pass her by they're the ones that send three word messages.. I give their messages a good hard delete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet?

Sut Mae cariad??

Da iawn, diolch

This could catch on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In real life she would hardly go out to a club and have rules on how she should be talked too #HEADUPYOUROWNARSE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet?

Sut Mae cariad??

Da iawn, diolch

This could catch on "

Dzien dobry.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"In real life she would hardly go out to a club and have rules on how she should be talked too #HEADUPYOUROWNARSE"

I do....my rule is treat me with respect and respect will be given back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In real life she would hardly go out to a club and have rules on how she should be talked too #HEADUPYOUROWNARSE

I do....my rule is treat me with respect and respect will be given back "

I know.. That'd be everyones' rule

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet?

Sut Mae cariad??

Da iawn, diolch

This could catch on

Dzien dobry."

Bardo dobrze dzieki

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet?

Sut Mae cariad??

Da iawn, diolch

This could catch on

Dzien dobry.

Bardo dobrze dzieki "

You missed a 'z' from bardzo...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet?

Sut Mae cariad??

Da iawn, diolch

This could catch on

Dzien dobry.

Bardo dobrze dzieki

You missed a 'z' from bardzo...

Damn!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet?

Sut Mae cariad??

Da iawn, diolch

This could catch on

Dzien dobry.

Bardo dobrze dzieki

You missed a 'z' from bardzo...

Damn!!!

Don't you just hate the Polish grammar police!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

Start your message any way you wish. You can't be all things to all women. Be you. If they don't reply it's no skin off your nose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For those profiles I begin with 'eh up me duck, how's it goin?'.

Ooh now there's an idea, regional variations! Alreeet pet?

Sut Mae cariad??

Da iawn, diolch

This could catch on

Dzien dobry.

Bardo dobrze dzieki

You missed a 'z' from bardzo...

Damn!!!

Don't you just hate the Polish grammar police!

Lol. Guess I just don't know how to start a first message??

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

The first word could be hello, then follow with something interesting...leaving it at hello probably won't get you anywhere..

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Try this...

Hello!

Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You're all I've ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

Ladies would this work?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Try this...

Hello!

Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You're all I've ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

Ladies would this work?"

Howard. It's really NOT what they say.

It's WHO says it. Believe.

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Try this...

Hello!

Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You're all I've ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

Ladies would this work?"

No, "wanna f**k", is much better. 90% of the guys here can't have got it wrong

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Try this...

Hello!

Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You're all I've ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

Ladies would this work?

Howard. It's really NOT what they say.

It's WHO says it. Believe."

So anyway is it worth me sending this to YOU then?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Try this...

Hello!

Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You're all I've ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

Ladies would this work?

Howard. It's really NOT what they say.

It's WHO says it. Believe."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lmao...thanks guys n gals your are stupendous xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bonjour? all reet cock? eh up me duck? lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Try this...

Hello!

Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You're all I've ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

Ladies would this work?

Howard. It's really NOT what they say.

It's WHO says it. Believe.

So anyway is it worth me sending this to YOU then?

You might just want to whistle.

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

You might just want to whistle.

This made me laugh. A couple times received just Hi in a message. So I have replied..

Ho...It's off to work we go. ...Your turn now, it is Kareoke messages ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It doesn't matter what you say in the message, 99% of the time they will be deleted or ignored lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

"
when i joined i thought cut n paste was a decorating term then i caught on and send the same message about 100 times a day.

"Hi im a cockwomble and id love to to know if you fancy my cocksnot up your fartpipe." i get about 2-3 replies a day!

But after reading some of these im gonna add "fancy a fuck" to the end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I say keep it short and straight to the point. I've written essays upon essays in the past which simply get deleted without any acknowledgment what so ever.

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Try this...

Hello!

Is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smile

You're all I've ever wanted

And my arms are open wide

Ladies would this work?

Howard. It's really NOT what they say.

It's WHO says it. Believe.

So anyway is it worth me sending this to YOU then?

You might just want to whistle.

Spoil sport

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Tailored to the profile, one size does not fit all.

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

How about this then?

You're once, twice

Three times a lady

And I love you

I love you

Fancy a fuck?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I find talking about my human skin lampshade collection and telling them they're next if they don't answer usually works.

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

"Don't message them then! They're obviously so far up their own arse that they've forgotten what is commonly used as the opening of any piece of dialog between two people. I would suggest that there are quite a few other words laid out in some kind of sensible pattern after the initial Hello to warrant a response though, if there are, I'm sure you'll get a reply

We reply to all messages even the ones that just say hi.....and yes...often that is the total message.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tailored to the profile, one size does not fit all."
need green paint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This works for us:

Ahoy there you proles, I'll call you Tittyfillibuster and CockymcDongle,

I'd like to Sit on your face, fart and wriggle/jizz my nut spuff over your furry merkin / send endless emails then run away when you ask to prove I am real (delete as appropriate).

We're a good looking/average/troll-scaring couple where the wife has (enter positive bodily asset) and he has (enter massively over-generous cock measurement).

Sense of humour essential/vital if you see me naked/ entirely absent as we're up our own arses.

When you decide you want to shag us, as is inevitable, feel free to contact us and we'll enter you into the next prize draw/ our considerations for sexual liaison/Crufts.

Your's with deepest and utmost respect etc etc.

Charles and Camilla.

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"I say keep it short and straight to the point. I've written essays upon essays in the past which simply get deleted without any acknowledgment what so ever. "

Concise, positive, polite, informative and showing evidence that you've read the profile. It's really not difficult and much more likely to get a reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I say keep it short and straight to the point. I've written essays upon essays in the past which simply get deleted without any acknowledgment what so ever.

Concise, positive, polite, informative and showing evidence that you've read the profile. It's really not difficult and much more likely to get a reply"
and a code word works! Always look out for them, or skip to the bottom!

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"I say keep it short and straight to the point. I've written essays upon essays in the past which simply get deleted without any acknowledgment what so ever.

Concise, positive, polite, informative and showing evidence that you've read the profile. It's really not difficult and much more likely to get a replyand a code word works! Always look out for them, or skip to the bottom!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I say keep it short and straight to the point. I've written essays upon essays in the past which simply get deleted without any acknowledgment what so ever.

Concise, positive, polite, informative and showing evidence that you've read the profile. It's really not difficult and much more likely to get a reply"

Tried, tested and unfortunately still no results.

Now I have a generic question I ask to establish whether they will chat or not lol.

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"I say keep it short and straight to the point. I've written essays upon essays in the past which simply get deleted without any acknowledgment what so ever.

Concise, positive, polite, informative and showing evidence that you've read the profile. It's really not difficult and much more likely to get a reply

Tried, tested and unfortunately still no results.

Now I have a generic question I ask to establish whether they will chat or not lol."

The precursor to a decent well crafted message is a well crafted profile.

Many if not most ladies go straight to the profile on getting a message, and if that's not fit for purpose, then no dice..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

Still having a piss on forum?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dear sir or madam

It has come to my attention that....

[cut and paste message here]

Respectfully yours

[cut and paste name and phone number here]

Then I may be slightly less up to date than most... not to mention less successful

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

No message, just several attached dick pics

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"Dear sir or madam

It has come to my attention that....

[cut and paste message here]

Respectfully yours

[cut and paste name and phone number here]

Then I may be slightly less up to date than most... not to mention less successful"

This should work every time

Are you sure you put the right phone number in?

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By *eshzMan over a year ago

0151

OP may I suggest just start with a Hi or hello and introduce yourself as if you were speaking to a person in flesh. I think if you feel comfortable just state the purpose of you contacting them... please if possible... don't just mention along the following lines... I saw your pictures... you're hot... I want to smash you/ have sex with you. You would never speak like that to a person in a face-to-face conversation right... so why do that here. This is just my suggestion, others perhaps will advice differently and you will obtain better results following them, but this is mine. Hope it helps bud. All the best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

when i joined i thought cut n paste was a decorating term then i caught on and send the same message about 100 times a day.

"Hi im a cockwomble and id love to to know if you fancy my cocksnot up your fartpipe." i get about 2-3 replies a day!

But after reading some of these im gonna add "fancy a fuck" to the end

thank you for using cockwomble!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear sir or madam

It has come to my attention that....

[cut and paste message here]

Respectfully yours

[cut and paste name and phone number here]

Then I may be slightly less up to date than most... not to mention less successful

This should work every time

Are you sure you put the right phone number in? "

No chance - if somebody answered I might have to talk to them, then I couldn't complain about getting no replies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

when i joined i thought cut n paste was a decorating term then i caught on and send the same message about 100 times a day.

"Hi im a cockwomble and id love to to know if you fancy my cocksnot up your fartpipe." i get about 2-3 replies a day!

But after reading some of these im gonna add "fancy a fuck" to the end

thank you for using cockwomble!! X

"
thank you x made ne chuckle when i was on the bus!!

fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

I've got your kids. Send money.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol I did a test today. I send msgs to 5 profiles and one replied with no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

E.g... Come here let me use your mouth for a minute...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I delete all but the really witty/ funny/ different messages.

I'll glance at them and if it's

Hi, how's u - it goes. So does Hi, have a look at my profile and Hi I'm in your area...

Another no-no for me is arrogance - assuming that becsuse they've sent a cock pic I'll fall over at their feet.

Also HATE text speak/bad grammar and spelling mistakes, yes I am a fussy bitch!!

I've hidden my profile now (I hope! ) as clearly very few of the people messaging me had read the intro.

So try to be different would be my advice and read and refer to the profile.

Good luck. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if it just says hi, then i bin it, but not if thats the start,x

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

I've got your kids. Send money."

I ain't got no kids; you got someone else's; write to them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So many ladies on here get inundated with messages every day. I have noticed lots of them now say if a message starts off with a Hi or Hello they bin straight away.

How should I start my introductory message..? Love, light and peace.

when i joined i thought cut n paste was a decorating term then i caught on and send the same message about 100 times a day.

"Hi im a cockwomble and id love to to know if you fancy my cocksnot up your fartpipe." i get about 2-3 replies a day!

But after reading some of these im gonna add "fancy a fuck" to the end

thank you for using cockwomble!! X

thank you x made ne chuckle when i was on the bus!!

fancy a fuck

was the same too this morning on the bus reading your post earlier! !

lol!!....xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have to stand out on here both single females and men I like messages where they make me proper belly laugh

Yes. This!

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