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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't know if it's just me but my little man is a stubborn fucker!
He plays when he wants, not when I want! However, when I am asleep, I have some of the stiffest hard ons that seem to be there for ages...
Anyone else have have this??
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All men get night stiffies about 3 times a night. That's normal.
As for other times you may be stressed or depressed and not know it. Have a chat with your GP... Before blowing money on blue pills you may not need x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I found a stiff one in the night I'd be inclined to enjoy it 
Agreed though it does sound psychological, it can be caused by many things though and may be worth a trip to the doctors to rule out any medical reasons.
Relax, don't put pressure on yourself and know that it is very common I'm sure, it's just not something most guys are open about x |
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"How do you know if you're asleep? 
You can feel it pulsating and throbbing...  "
Ah so when I roll over in the night and think for a second "how the hell did that fishing rod get in the bed?"......that sort of thing? |
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"How do you know if you're asleep?
the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught..  "
I once came back from the shower to find Mr N laying nonchalantly in bed with three toilet roll holders balanced on top of one another under the duvet |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"How do you know if you're asleep?
the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught.. "
Night time Boners can be a lifesaver you know.
I've lost count of the times I would have rolled out of bed and landed on the carelessly places bear trap I'd been de-rusting hours before, had it not been for a raging woody acting like a stabiliser on a child's bike! 
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"How do you know if you're asleep?
the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught..
Night time Boners can be a lifesaver you know.
I've lost count of the times I would have rolled out of bed and landed on the carelessly places bear trap I'd been de-rusting hours before, had it not been for a raging woody acting like a stabiliser on a child's bike!
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Yours would be more like a bloody great stake! |
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"How do you know if you're asleep?
the duvet gets pushed off, creates a terrible draught..
I once came back from the shower to find Mr N laying nonchalantly in bed with three toilet roll holders balanced on top of one another under the duvet "
bloody teasing that is.. |
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You do have to wonder why we've evolved to get an erection whilst we sleep.. maybe somewhere in our distant ancestry, there was a need to be ready for a woman to sneak into your cave and jump your bones |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You do have to wonder why we've evolved to get an erection whilst we sleep.. maybe somewhere in our distant ancestry, there was a need to be ready for a woman to sneak into your cave and jump your bones "
Maybe in ancient times it was a sword that would spear intruders and keep you safe even whilst sleeping! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You do have to wonder why we've evolved to get an erection whilst we sleep.. maybe somewhere in our distant ancestry, there was a need to be ready for a woman to sneak into your cave and jump your bones
Maybe in ancient times it was a sword that would spear intruders and keep you safe even whilst sleeping! "
Maybe that's it, maybe I'm a time traveller in my sleep  or I could be taking the piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You do have to wonder why we've evolved to get an erection whilst we sleep.. maybe somewhere in our distant ancestry, there was a need to be ready for a woman to sneak into your cave and jump your bones
Maybe in ancient times it was a sword that would spear intruders and keep you safe even whilst sleeping! "
You know the old phrase "The penis mightier than the sword" |
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Not read the thread. If you get normal erections at night, then have issues at other times, it's worth dealing with the causes. Relax more, which is a skill like any other, cut stress as well as do exercise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happens to us all at times fella...happened to me on a meet once 
She turned out to be a cunt and told everyone like it was a joke....that was a confidence knocker...for about a day.
One good lady is all it took to resolve the issue though.....
If its not physical...as it doesn't seem to be....have a right good think what might be causing it and confront the issue |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Happens to us all at times fella...happened to me on a meet once
She turned out to be a cunt and told everyone like it was a joke....that was a confidence knocker...for about a day.
One good lady is all it took to resolve the issue though.....
If its not physical...as it doesn't seem to be....have a right good think what might be causing it and confront the issue "
Some can be insensitive at times can't they?
I have it on good authority that I am not broken, so that gives me a psychological boost
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