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Updating old sayings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat.

Modern version : If you splash when you go for a slash. Please be dapper and wipe the crapper

What pearls of wisdom can you put a modern twist on ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat.

Modern version : If you splash when you go for a slash. Please be dapper and wipe the crapper

What pearls of wisdom can you put a modern twist on ?"

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Fuckin snatch his hand off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat other people the way you'd like to be treated yourself.

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You reap what you sew.

Don't be a cunt or Karma will bite you on the arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Getting your cock milked in Penge beats choking the chicken on your own.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pride comes before a fall = Serves yer right ya twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red sky at night shepherds delight.

Your sheep are on fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

keep em coming x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Romeo Romeo where for art thou Romeo.

Hi Fancy a Fuck KiK me

Geraldo Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Any more ?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When life gives you limes....drink tequila

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

a bird in the hand is worth two in a bush

think we need to update it as not many birds with bushes now

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

"a bird in the hand is worth two in a bush

think we need to update it as not many birds with bushes now

in your hand, the raven, it's worth two in the shaven?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Red sky at night shepherds delight.

Your sheep are on fire

Red sky in the morning

Well you did get a warning.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Home is where the debt is

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

the customer is always right

the customer is always obnoxious

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By *ngieandMrManCouple over a year ago

hereford

A friend in need is a...

fucking pest, get rid of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the eye doesn't see, the foot trips over.

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my head.

Jesus saves. But Lineker puts it in on the rebound.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Treat other people the way you'd like to be treated yourself.

Don't be a cunt."

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

[Removed by poster at 07/04/15 13:52:40]

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Where there's a Will , there's a relative....

If at first you don't suck-seed .... Suck a bit harder!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When life gives you lime make lemons out of it and squirt it in his eyes..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When life gives you lime you paint that shit gold!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's always someone worse off than you.

Stop being such a whiny little bitch!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

If at first you don't succeed, don't worry the benefits will buy your fags.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Essentially finger blasting Dvp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If a jobs worth doing, get someone in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too many cooks......on the bloody tele!

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