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goodbye everyone :-(
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man flu has it's grip of me and I don't think I will see tomorrow  "
something has got to be done about this. Too many good men going down and not in a good way.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aaaw poor little boys, don't see many women dying of a little sniffle... And we're the weaker sex..... xx
Got you're medicine, and some tissues, dinner is on, I'll be right there honey, hehe! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I reckon he's laid prostrate in a face-full of his own snot next to a mountain of spent tissue......
Nowt unusual there then.....  "
Eeeeeeeeww! Don't listen to the meanies Fred! Call me later and I'll tell you a bedtime story with a cup of warm milk, a teddy and cuddles. Always works with my kids!  |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
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"Aaaw poor little boys, don't see many women dying of a little sniffle... And we're the weaker sex..... xx
Got you're medicine, and some tissues, dinner is on, I'll be right there honey, hehe!"
Suck it up or die quieter x |
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"Get the tissues out..
He is too ill for a wank 
As a man you know when you're really ill when you don't even want to masturbate "
That's only cos your scared of getting Vicky vapour rub on ya know
Ps other ointments are available ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man flu has it's grip of me and I don't think I will see tomorrow "
Ffs man up ,
I had man flu, broken leg, sore eye , cut on finger, when I was your age and I still went to work did a 23 hour day , 7 days a week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been pronounced dead!!!
Bet your all sorry you thought I was crying wolf now arnt ya hmmmmm "
You would do anything to get out of getting a beer in ya tight git 
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man-flu, my arse!!
Us ladies call that a head cold. Man up! "
its not fun having man flu..its serious shit..i had it a few weeks ago and went thru a whole box of lemsips..not good.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sombody sing soft kittie
Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr Purr Purr
Now shut up whining. It's a cold."
Knock knock penny. Knock knock penny. Knock knock penny.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been pronounced dead!!!
Bet your all sorry you thought I was crying wolf now arnt ya hmmmmm "
Like jesus, risen from the dead.
And at easter too, coincidence???
Actually has anyone seen fireblade and jesus in the same room????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I broke my collar bone last year when a d*unk driver pulled out in front of me when riding my scooter home from work.
Man flu is nothing compared with the pain of that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...But its not the season!!!
...I have sent an email to the W.H.O and they are on the case!
they replied pretty quickly. They want you to know that their thoughts are with your friends and family in these difficult times.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its a well known fact that man flu exists. What presents as a head cold in women then mutates in men as there's more room for the virus to move around. The bigger the man the more dangerous it becomes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok im here. Id say it's the 2nd cuming but I missed the 1st one
Go back to bed. All that typing must have tired you out.
I need a nurse you know any  "
Sure you don't need an undertaker? |
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"Ok im here. Id say it's the 2nd cuming but I missed the 1st one
Go back to bed. All that typing must have tired you out.
I need a nurse you know any
Sure you don't need an undertaker?"
No just stick me in a cardboard box. You no me im not 1 to make a fuss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its a well known fact that man flu exists. What presents as a head cold in women then mutates in men as there's more room for the virus to move around. The bigger the man the more dangerous it becomes"
You mean the empty space between their ears is larger ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meg? Meg? Who the fuck is Meg?
Mistic meg ya thick sod
How it going mate ltns "
It's going fine just been very busy - my brain just isn't in tune.
The problem with crystal balls is you can see yourself coming |
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