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What snippets of wisdom did your mum give you growing up?
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over a year ago
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"Non,she fucked off when I was a young boy.
Dad taught me
Measure twice cut once.
We are a family of carpenters. "
Oh you wrote and sang some great songs, loved rainy days and Mondays lol
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"Non,she fucked off when I was a young boy.
Dad taught me
Measure twice cut once.
We are a family of carpenters.
Oh you wrote and sang some great songs, loved rainy days and Mondays lol
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"Non,she fucked off when I was a young boy.
Dad taught me
Measure twice cut once.
We are a family of carpenters. "
Haha I said that to my dad yesterday!!! My grandad used to say it all the time but never remembered it himself! |
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"Make sure you learn how to cool as you don't want him going elsewhere for his dinner. I learnt how to cook but they still have gone elsewhere for their dinner on occasions "
She also said don't chase men let them chase you... |
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By *D40Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
One of mom's snippets that has stuck with me was
''Hurry Up'' broke his neck going too fast. Excellent advice.
My interpretation is that i shouldn't be leaving stuff till the last minute and then rush cos it will just go to pot..
She also gave me sex education of ''it's over rated'', she lied on that one 
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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The sanitary towels are in this drawer.
My maternal grandmother was a bit better when my mother called her to say I was planning on living in sin. She told me that living with someone you don't live or who doesn't love you is the sin.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once witnessed my mother try to hammer a nail into a wall (to hang a picture) using a can of hairspray. On that basis I disregarded any words of wisdom she cared to hand out!.... |
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By *eshzMan
over a year ago
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You will never know a person's true character until you live with them for a period of time.
Another one was:
One character of a sexy man, is that they never mistreat a woman.
She's a family lawyer, guess she seen some really bad things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum had a lot of useful, basic medical knowledge. Seems she asked a lot of questions, just like me.
She also had some good philosophical ideas and i've no idea where she got them from, same for conspiracy theories too and she never came off as crazy either. Actually was a very intelligent woman, despite not being educated that way. Fairly good mum to have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning fellow forumites....
What snippets of wisdom did your mum give you growing up?
It doesn't have to be your mum."
Always make your gravy in a liquidizer
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Show off either a bit of cleavage or leg, never both at the same time
For every inch you shorten your skirt above the knee, you drop your IQ 10 points
Those are the only 2 things I can remember right now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum tried to give me advice for my own good such as:
If you're not in by " x" time you're sleeping in the porch.
I used to think that was harsh.
I spent many nights in the porch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum tried to give me advice for my own good such as:
If you're not in by " x" time you're sleeping in the porch.
I used to think that was harsh.
I spent many nights in the porch. "
There's worse cars you can sleep in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mum thought me and my best pal who was female she was mainly talking to her but it was if you have got big tits have them on show and u will get what you want but then she said the same goes for men and big cocks |
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