Laat nite i was picking up an eldery relative from a easter bingo nite. It was held at some allotmemts that a bunch of oldies have hung on to for years, they have there own little social club attatched too it (that tbh should be knocked down before it falls down)
Anyway im waiting in the little hall way when on the notice board i see
"Dear members,
It has come to our attention a high number of instances of bullying, name calling and vandelism between members and their plots.
The board would like to say that we find this behaviour totally inexcuseable and have decided it is no longer a commitee issue. Any futer incidents should be reported to the police before informing us.
We will not tolerate tbis kind of behaviour. Tenants found damaging other tenants plots or harrassing will loose their plot with no reimbursment of plot fees"
So im reading this with eyes wide open and my jaw nearly hitting the floor, when i look round at all the oap's playing the slowest game of bingo, drinking tea and sucking on peanuts!
Its not just the youth of today everyone.....even the oldies fight over whos marrow is the biggest and whos got more runner beans growing.
Just proper made me chuckle  |
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Personality doesn't change just because years advance, there isn't a magic age at which people suddenly become sweet, elderly ladies and gents with a werthers in their pocket. If you were a belligerent, aggressive bully you will still be one, just older. |
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You would be surprised what goes down on the dog eat dog world of the allotments. Motability scooter drive bys! (Well killer) vandalism the works.
Old people can sometimes be a little touchy over hierarchy I was on e introduced into the cut throat world of Bingo and made the mistake of sitting in an established members regular seat. I thought I was going to get stabbed to death with a bingo dobber
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Don't for the life of you think all old people are nice, they are not.
There is one old lady who drinks in the same pub as me has one of these mobility scooters who's absolute menace and a total bitch.
I was walking on the pavement, suddenly she shot out of an alley like Lewis Hamilton straight into my ankle and it hurt, then had the audacity to tell me to watch where I was going. I told her a few home truths and kicked the thing, she went ballistic and got out and laid into me with her umbrella, I decided to scram, yet she had no trouble chasing after me to lamp me again. |
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"Personality doesn't change just because years advance, there isn't a magic age at which people suddenly become sweet, elderly ladies and gents with a werthers in their pocket. If you were a belligerent, aggressive bully you will still be one, just older."
The onset of dementia can cause aggression. Strokes can also cause changes in personalities. So they may have been sweeter in their earlier days and years. |
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There is so much ageism in the world AND on these forums.
I think this thread IS funny but I would like to point out.
A C*NT is a CU*T not a young CU*T a middle aged C*NT or an old C*NT but simply a CU*T.
Older people are EXACTLY like you. Just born before you.
They dance, laugh, love, lust and hate as much as any other. Intelligence makes some of them very wise but the rest are no more intelligent than they were when young. |
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"Don't for the life of you think all old people are nice, they are not.
There is one old lady who drinks in the same pub as me has one of these mobility scooters who's absolute menace and a total bitch.
I was walking on the pavement, suddenly she shot out of an alley like Lewis Hamilton straight into my ankle and it hurt, then had the audacity to tell me to watch where I was going. I told her a few home truths and kicked the thing, she went ballistic and got out and laid into me with her umbrella, I decided to scram, yet she had no trouble chasing after me to lamp me again."
You sound utterly charming. xx |
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Fact: the older you get, the less fucks you give.
Elderly people are scary because they give zero fucks about what anyone thinks.
Trousers pulled up to their armpits, brolly wielding nutters the lot of them  |
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"Fact: the older you get, the less fucks you give.
Elderly people are scary because they give zero fucks about what anyone thinks.
Trousers pulled up to their armpits, brolly wielding nutters the lot of them "
Get your 'FACTS' right  |
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"Fact: the older you get, the less fucks you give.
Elderly people are scary because they give zero fucks about what anyone thinks.
Trousers pulled up to their armpits, brolly wielding nutters the lot of them
Get your 'FACTS' right "
He doesn't mean FUCK tupper. He means 'be arsed'
He recognises your superior prowess. |
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"There is so much ageism in the world AND on these forums.
I think this thread IS funny but I would like to point out.
A C*NT is a CU*T not a young CU*T a middle aged C*NT or an old C*NT but simply a CU*T.
Older people are EXACTLY like you. Just born before you.
They dance, laugh, love, lust and hate as much as any other. Intelligence makes some of them very wise but the rest are no more intelligent than they were when young. "
Everybody knows as soon as you reach 50 your DNA changes and you mutate into a new species |
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"You would be surprised what goes down on the dog eat dog world of the allotments. Motability scooter drive bys! (Well killer) vandalism the works.
Old people can sometimes be a little touchy over hierarchy I was on e introduced into the cut throat world of Bingo and made the mistake of sitting in an established members regular seat. I thought I was going to get stabbed to death with a bingo dobber
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been there!  lost a bet so had to take ex to gala bingo fri night wow the dirty looks i got off the old women if i looked like i was gonna sit near em drove me to the bar!! |
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"There is so much ageism in the world AND on these forums.
I think this thread IS funny but I would like to point out.
A C*NT is a CU*T not a young CU*T a middle aged C*NT or an old C*NT but simply a CU*T.
Older people are EXACTLY like you. Just born before you.
They dance, laugh, love, lust and hate as much as any other. Intelligence makes some of them very wise but the rest are no more intelligent than they were when young.
Everybody knows as soon as you reach 50 your DNA changes and you mutate into a new species "
Now i understand! thanks doc  |
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