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What's the most disgusting thing you've done?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When my wife and I were dating she lived in student accommodation. One of her housemates kept eating her food and I went round to hers one evening to find her sobbing as the bastard had pinched her sausages from the fridge.

Got him back though, when she moved in with me the day she left we went into this guys room and fucked on his bed for about an hour to get it nice and sweaty. Then I wiped my cock on his pillow.

Anyone else got any dirty but funny stories?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't find the OP funny! That's just me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could ye not have just stole all his food out the fridge on day you left?? or left a rotten fish in his bed pmsl... that too me is funnier

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

i think its fairly tame to be honest lol

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By *ush girlWoman over a year ago

Manchester

I was once sick at work into my bosses draws & I didn't Tell anyone - stunk the place out for days but u didn't like my boss anyway she was a cow to me!!

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By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

I don't do disgusting. I did once ejaculate on someone's car bonnet though. Now I'm much older, I just do naughty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I picked a bogey and ate it, though, I was about 5

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By *uton_coupleCouple over a year ago

luton

when a young schoolboy my friends and i would find a nice soft dog turd and pick it up with a couple of lollysticks

then very carefully would "butter" it into the handle of one of the old red telephone boxes

funny the things you find to amuse yourself when you dont have an x box etc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a landlord who wouldn't give me my bond back saying the carpet had marks so would need replacing. This was rubbish as he had it cleaned after i left and it looked fine. So i put cress seeds on it and watered it and got out quick.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple over a year ago

hereford

As kids we'd find an empty box, load it up with dog shit and leave on a bench at a bus stop or the like. We'd wait and a vantage point and piss ourselves laughing as some chancer would soon sit by it, look left and right and then scurry off with the 'prize find'.

Back then had we been caught we might have got a ticking off... nowadays the bomb squad would hunt you down and shoot you!!!

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