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Recruiting now must have a degree in English, Know the mysteries of the universe, must never be wrong. They also need to have a smart arse, pop up in forums undetected to comment the rules of the forum. Oh and look good in a police uniform. Applications posted tobmy inbox. |
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"Recruiting now must have a degree in English, Know the mysteries of the universe, must never be wrong. They also need to have a smart arse, pop up in forums undetected to comment the rules of the forum. Oh and look good in a police uniform. Applications posted tobmy inbox."
Fuck ... I fail at the final hurdle |
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"Recruiting now must have a degree in English, Know the mysteries of the universe, must never be wrong. They also need to have a smart arse, pop up in forums undetected to comment the rules of the forum. Oh and look good in a police uniform. Applications posted tobmy inbox."
If you can compromise in the uniform - I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Recruiting now must have a degree in English, Know the mysteries of the universe, must never be wrong. They also need to have a smart arse, pop up in forums undetected to comment the rules of the forum. Oh and look good in a police uniform. Applications posted to my inbox.
Fuck ... I fail at the final hurdle"
You can do admin. Sexy specs at the ready x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Recruiting now must have a degree in English, Know the mysteries of the universe, must never be wrong. They also need to have a smart arse, pop up in forums undetected to comment the rules of the forum. Oh and look good in a police uniform. Applications posted tobmy inbox.
Fuck ... I fail at the final hurdle"
Haven't you got a stamp ? |
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"Recruiting now must have a degree in English, Know the mysteries of the universe, must never be wrong. They also need to have a smart arse, pop up in forums undetected to comment the rules of the forum. Oh and look good in a police uniform. Applications posted tobmy inbox.
Fuck ... I fail at the final hurdle
Haven't you got a stamp ? "
No I draw the line at flat leather shoes and a jaunty angled fucking bowler hat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Recruiting now must have a degree in English, Know the mysteries of the universe, must never be wrong. They also need to have a smart arse, pop up in forums undetected to comment the rules of the forum. Oh and look good in a police uniform. Applications posted tobmy inbox."
Is this another zero hour contract?
Also must the applicants be married and never go bareback?
Finally will there be cleaning tokens for the uniform? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sign me up, Bitches!
Demoted to admin duties.
Bollocks!  "
Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys. |
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"Sign me up, Bitches!
Demoted to admin duties.
Bollocks! "
You sure you really want me in admin?
"Theiving fucking scumbag witnessed on CCfuckingTV concealing DVD's under his Motherfucking coat. Managers and security persued the cunt who was detained in the fucking staffroom until we fucking arrived.
Bolloxing witness reports taken by my jackass colleague, cunting suspect detained and further fucking investigations are ongoing into previous fucking convictions. Cunt".  |
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"Sign me up, Bitches!
Demoted to admin duties.
Bollocks!
You sure you really want me in admin?
"Theiving fucking scumbag witnessed on CCfuckingTV concealing DVD's under his Motherfucking coat. Managers and security persued the cunt who was detained in the fucking staffroom until we fucking arrived.
Bolloxing witness reports taken by my jackass colleague, cunting suspect detained and further fucking investigations are ongoing into previous fucking convictions. Cunt". "
It's very sweary in the land of cookies |
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"Sign me up, Bitches!
Demoted to admin duties.
Bollocks!
Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys. "
You mean the ones who have been here two weeks, have a profile consisting of 5 words and who have already started 3 previous threads on the same subject without any intention of following any of the constructive advice given?... |
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"Sign me up, Bitches!
Demoted to admin duties.
Bollocks!
Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys.
You mean the ones who have been here two weeks, have a profile consisting of 5 words and who have already started 3 previous threads on the same subject without any intention of following any of the constructive advice given?..."
Yes! Those fucking bastard cunty ones. |
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"Sign me up, Bitches!
Demoted to admin duties.
Bollocks!
You sure you really want me in admin?
"Theiving fucking scumbag witnessed on CCfuckingTV concealing DVD's under his Motherfucking coat. Managers and security persued the cunt who was detained in the fucking staffroom until we fucking arrived.
Bolloxing witness reports taken by my jackass colleague, cunting suspect detained and further fucking investigations are ongoing into previous fucking convictions. Cunt".
It's very sweary in the land of cookies "
It's because the Maryland cookies have been switched for everyday value cookies. Barely any chocolate chips and they're hard as fuck so things are a little tense in this here town.
Cutbacks, y'see. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sign me up, Bitches!
Demoted to admin duties.
Bollocks!
Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys.
You mean the ones who have been here two weeks, have a profile consisting of 5 words and who have already started 3 previous threads on the same subject without any intention of following any of the constructive advice given?..."
No the one where they have well thought out pictures. Articulate profile and do not expect sex on a plate. |
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"Sign me up, Bitches!
Demoted to admin duties.
Bollocks!
Suck it up work hard and you will do well here. Now earn your stripes in the 'Cant get a meet' threads helping single guys.
You mean the ones who have been here two weeks, have a profile consisting of 5 words and who have already started 3 previous threads on the same subject without any intention of following any of the constructive advice given?...
No the one where they have well thought out pictures. Articulate profile and do not expect sex on a plate."
Clearly that's a case of Bitches needing to buck their shit up and open their legs more then.
God, women thinking they have free will and all. |
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