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By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"A reply from a sexy couple in glasgow saying they were planning to stay in a hotel in llangollen and were looking for a local guide."
that's still possible,now you've just got to find a sexy couple from glasgow.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Gander.
I`ll be long gone by the time you read this. You have been the perfect husband all these years, but is with deep regret I have taken the decision to leave you. I will sign over the house to you, pay the outstanding mortgage, will give you half of my substancial company pension and you can keep the Ferrari.
As you have worked your fingers to the bone for myself and the children over the years I feel its only fair to release you from all future financial commitments to myself.
Farewell my love.
PS. I hope its not too much to ask, but, can I call by once a week for rampant sex (I`ll ensure the time dosn`t clash with football on TV).
Now thats what I call the perfect message.
 
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By *aucy3 OP Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Dear Gander.
I`ll be long gone by the time you read this. You have been the perfect husband all these years, but is with deep regret I have taken the decision to leave you. I will sign over the house to you, pay the outstanding mortgage, will give you half of my substancial company pension and you can keep the Ferrari.
As you have worked your fingers to the bone for myself and the children over the years I feel its only fair to release you from all future financial commitments to myself.
Farewell my love.
PS. I hope its not too much to ask, but, can I call by once a week for rampant sex (I`ll ensure the time dosn`t clash with football on TV).
Now thats what I call the perfect message.
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lol
if she ever reads this,i think you may get a simular message.minus all the giving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi gorgeous! My equally handsome and virile play mate would love to get down and dirty with you in a wild night of mmf fun! Will you suck one of us as the other shags you from behind, and then let us change places please?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi,
I've read your profile and I'd like to meet for a coffee or a drink - should you wish to - at a time that's convenient to you.
Regards
Tim Minchin
Eddie Izzard
Jack Whitehouse and Someone good looking to redress the humour balance.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A reply from a sexy couple in glasgow saying they were planning to stay in a hotel in llangollen and were looking for a local guide."
shoot, we were planning a weekend in llangollen but we are from Medway  |
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