An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.
He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.
Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.
Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.
‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow
‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.
‘We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.’
Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.
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By *ridmusCouple
over a year ago
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"An Argentinian man died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis, police believe.
He had also painted a mouth onto it with lipstick, and given it a wig, before having sex.
Police found the rotting corpse of Jose Alberto, 58, lying next to his ‘lover’.
Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.
‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow
‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.
‘We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.’
Alberto was described as a ‘loner’ by neighbours.
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lmfao nearly wet myself lol |
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"A prosecutor? Who are they prosecuting?
The scarecrow?
The scarecrow is in intesive care...somebody's got to pay!!  "
I think they said blond wig, not tou-pee |
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Are we sure he wasn't a single guy on fab? His story sounds familiar to me. Driven by the desperation of not being able to find a meet he decided to make a 'woman' out of old clothes and straw. I think we've all done that haven't we?
Haven't we?... |
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Can I just say that even though some of these comments are humorous. If this is a true story is it right to poke fun at the expense of the deceased?
Double standards on here at times since some of us were made to feel awful for using similar lines of humour on the super glued fanny thread. I know that was different due to it being a story of abuse however its still mocking a person whichever way you dress it up.
Just wanted to make a point and not start a riot so as you were. |
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"Can I just say that even though some of these comments are humorous. If this is a true story is it right to poke fun at the expense of the deceased?
Double standards on here at times since some of us were made to feel awful for using similar lines of humour on the super glued fanny thread. I know that was different due to it being a story of abuse however its still mocking a person whichever way you dress it up.
Just wanted to make a point and not start a riot so as you were."
Super glued fanny?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I just say that even though some of these comments are humorous. If this is a true story is it right to poke fun at the expense of the deceased?
Double standards on here at times since some of us were made to feel awful for using similar lines of humour on the super glued fanny thread. I know that was different due to it being a story of abuse however its still mocking a person whichever way you dress it up.
Just wanted to make a point and not start a riot so as you were.
Super glued fanny?? "
There was a thread the other day about a guy that super glued his alleged cheating wife's fanny. I stupidly didn't read the article prior to commenting which did make me feel awful in hindsight. |
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