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Monty Python's Life of Brian

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I know I shouldn't, being a Catholic and all that, but I have put it on for the first time in ages, and it is as brilliant as the first time I watched it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know I shouldn't, being a Catholic and all that, but I have put it on for the first time in ages, and it is as brilliant as the first time I watched it.

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I can watch that film over and over.love it

biggus dickus looool

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

What did the Romans do for us?

Classic line

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

Big nose

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Magical stuff.

Must be in anyone's top 5 comedy Movies whatever their outlook on religion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peoples front of Judea .....split arses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's no the masiah he's a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stone him!, he's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy. Classic never goes out of date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Who threw that stone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Brian and so is my wife....

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Blessed are the cheese makers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooooh always look on the bright side of life ;0)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Big nose"

Who are you calling Big Nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is making me want to stick it on now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Such a funny film! Total classic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooooh always look on the bright side of life ;0)

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how many of you are singing this in your head right now lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Welease woddewick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blessed are the cheese makers"

It's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know I shouldn't, being a Catholic and all that, but I have put it on for the first time in ages, and it is as brilliant as the first time I watched it.

I can watch that film over and over.love it

biggus dickus looool"

Does it amuse you when I mention the name of my good fwend....Bigus......Dickus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What did the Romans do for us?

Classic line "

Roads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god I've got to watch this again!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the Greek shall inherit the earth"

"The Greek?! What about us!?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brilliant film, J's yet to watch it. Him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me Are you the Judean People's Front

Fuck off We're the People's Front of Judea

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, fuck off!

Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Probably the best thing Monty P did

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"_omans go home "

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

You lucky bastard, you lucky lucky bastard

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

The cleverest comedy ever written

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watched this last night too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The cleverest comedy ever written

Would it get made in todays environment??

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The cleverest comedy ever written

Would it get made in todays environment??"

Probably not..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The cleverest comedy ever written

Would it get made in todays environment??

Probably not..

I'm very glad it did get made! It is a sad day when we lose the ability to laugh at ourselves and take life too seriously.

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

"Hi name is 'Biggus! Dickus!'"

And he's a very naughty boy!

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"The cleverest comedy ever written

Would it get made in todays environment??

Probably not..

I'm very glad it did get made! It is a sad day when we lose the ability to laugh at ourselves and take life too seriously."

Tell that to the Muslims.

As for The Life of Brian. I think it got closer to the truth than the bible, and hysterically funny as well.

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Incontinenta !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Incontinenta !"

.......Buttocks

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By *irceWoman over a year ago

Gloucester

"I know I shouldn't, being a Catholic and all that, but I have put it on for the first time in ages, and it is as brilliant as the first time I watched it.

Only talking about this film 2 days ago...how weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know I shouldn't, being a Catholic and all that, but I have put it on for the first time in ages, and it is as brilliant as the first time I watched it.

Only talking about this film 2 days ago...how weird

On here or elsewhere?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My favourite bit is the middle class Roman handing out crosses.. Crucification,nice, one cross line on the left.

Errr no freedom for me, it was all a big mistake and they said I could go free.... Ooh that's fantastic, well of you go then!.

Nah I'm only kidding crucifixion really!.

It's just a brilliant bit of satire of middle classdom

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My favourite bit is the middle class Roman handing out crosses.. Crucification,nice, one cross line on the left.

Errr no freedom for me, it was all a big mistake and they said I could go free.... Ooh that's fantastic, well of you go then!.

Nah I'm only kidding crucifixion really!.

It's just a brilliant bit of satire of middle classdom

There are so many little gems. Like when Brian is speaking to the crowd outside his window "all you have to do is think for yourself" to a reply in unison "yes, all we have to do is think for ourselves". A brilliant parody of religion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BRIAN: Eh.

clank

JAILER: Eh, heh heh ha. ptoo

BRIAN: Aah! Eh.

JAILER: Eh, heh heh. cough cough cough cough cough

BEN: You lucky bastard.

BRIAN: Who's that?

BEN: You lucky, lucky bastard.

BRIAN: What?

BEN: Proper little jailer's pet, aren't we?

BRIAN: What do you mean?

BEN: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?

BRIAN: Slipped him a few shekels? You saw him spit in my face!

BEN: Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

BRIAN: Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it? They had me in manacles!

BEN: Manacles! Ooh oooh oh oh. My idea of heaven is to be allowed to be put in manacles... just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out o' your arse, sonny.

BRIAN: Oh, lay off me. I've had a hard time!

BEN: You've had a hard time?! I've been here five years! They only hung me the right way up yesterday! So, don't you come 'rou--

BRIAN: All right. All right.

BEN: They must think you're Lord God Almighty.

BRIAN: What will they do to me?

BEN: Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

BRIAN: Crucifixion?!

BEN: Yeah, first offence.

BRIAN: Get away with crucifixion?! It's--

BEN: Best thing the Romans ever did for us.

BRIAN: What?!

BEN: Oh, yeah. If we didn't have crucifixion, this country would be in a right bloody mess.

BRIAN: Guards!

BEN: Nail him up, I say!

BRIAN: Guards!

BEN: Nail some sense into him!

JAILER: cough cough What do you want?

BRIAN: I want you to move me to another cell.

JAILER: Ha! ptoo

BRIAN: Aah!

BEN: Oh, look at that! Bloody favoritism!

JAILER: Shut up, you!

BEN: Sorry!

JAILER: Huhh. cough cough

BEN: Now, take my case. They hung me up here five years ago. Every night, they take me down for twenty minutes, then they hang me up again, which I regard as very fair, in view of what I done, and, if nothing else, it's taught me to respect the Romans, and it's taught me... that you'll never get anywhere in this life, unless you're prepared to do a fair day's work for a fair day's pay!

BRIAN: Oh, shut up!

clank

JAILER: Ehhh.

CENTURION: Pilate wants to see you!

BRIAN: Me?

CENTURION: Come on!

BRIAN: Pilate? What does he want to see me for?

CENTURION: I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

BEN: Oh, ha ha ha haa! Ha haa! Nice one, Centurion. Like it. Like it.

CENTURION: Shut up!

BEN: Right. Right. Terrific race, the Romans. Terrific.

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