"I think I would make an excellent lesbian 
Unfortunately the fact you have a cock disqualifies you 
Does a strap-on disqualify as well?  "
I wouldnt have thought so
lets watch this space for the OP uploading a pic of him using face paints to make his cock look like one |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"I think I would make an excellent lesbian
Unfortunately the fact you have a cock disqualifies you
Does a strap-on disqualify as well?
I wouldnt have thought so
lets watch this space for the OP uploading a pic of him using face paints to make his cock look like one "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a lesbian !
Noooo, you just haven't met the right guy yet That is what I used to get told when I was dating another woman"
Funny that's what I get told ! It's the dam boobies I'd miss them if I was with a man! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody spellcheck
I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"
Consideringbit happened twice in a row
Have you considered having your spell checker tested for torettes syndrome? "
On an NHS waiting list lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse"
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd make a cracking fella!!!
I bet you would be VWE as well
No just W/E according to the sky remote scale or lynx can scale? "
Probably just the male fab members scale 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian."
Are you a strap on couple? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?"
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral."
I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd make a cracking fella!!!
Been told i fuck like one when using my strap on. im not sure i thats a compliment or not "
My fantasy...being fucked (only by a female) with a strap on lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.
I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me"
Why? Not everyone enjoys every sex act available. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.
I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me
Why? Not everyone enjoys every sex act available. "
Well if I am to be an "fake" lesbian then I need you to be my teacher lol xxx |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"I'd make a cracking fella!!!
Been told i fuck like one when using my strap on. im not sure i thats a compliment or not "
It might be, when compared to a few of the guys I had met from elsewhere in the past |
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.
I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me"
because it goes against what one see's in porn..?? |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.
I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me
because it goes against what one see's in porn..??"
So true; I get more guys asking me about the strap-on than women. And in any case, the one in my photograph is for 'display purposes only'
I have never really used this size in anyone nor would I want her to use it in me; ouch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.
I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me
because it goes against what one see's in porn..??"
No from life itself x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.
I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me
because it goes against what one see's in porn..??
No from life itself x"
Ah right. Been involved in lots of lesbian sex then? That must be pretty unusual for a guy, since most lesbians, you know, aren't into guys... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
yep, stops boring conversation.. "
lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a good look at your profile photos OP. There's a lot of cock pics, i mean A LOT lol but unless it's in your friends only section i can't see a single photo of the chip on your shoulder? So in my opinion you'd make a rubbish lesbian. |
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.
I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me
because it goes against what one see's in porn..??
No from life itself x"
yes of course.. |
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over a year ago
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"I've had a good look at your profile photos OP. There's a lot of cock pics, i mean A LOT lol but unless it's in your friends only section i can't see a single photo of the chip on your shoulder? So in my opinion you'd make a rubbish lesbian."
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Bloody spellcheck
I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"
Consideringbit happened twice in a row
Have you considered having your spell checker tested for torettes syndrome? "
How does 'Tourettes' appear in your spellchecker? |
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"Bloody spellcheck
I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"
Consideringbit happened twice in a row
Have you considered having your spell checker tested for torettes syndrome?
How does 'Tourettes' appear in your spellchecker?"
Dont use mt spell checker thats just my fat finger typing. That and in honesty its one of those words no matter how i spell it, it never looks right to me  |
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"Bloody spellcheck
I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"
Consideringbit happened twice in a row
Have you considered having your spell checker tested for torettes syndrome?
How does 'Tourettes' appear in your spellchecker?
Dont use mt spell checker thats just my fat finger typing. That and in honesty its one of those words no matter how i spell it, it never looks right to me "
Mt instead of my - another perfect example of my fat finger typing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What makes you say that???????
Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse
I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.
Are you a strap on couple?
We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.
I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me
because it goes against what one see's in porn..??
No from life itself x
Ah right. Been involved in lots of lesbian sex then? That must be pretty unusual for a guy, since most lesbians, you know, aren't into guys..."
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a good look at your profile photos OP. There's a lot of cock pics, i mean A LOT lol but unless it's in your friends only section i can't see a single photo of the chip on your shoulder? So in my opinion you'd make a rubbish lesbian.
Lmfao! "
It always make me "lol" when tongue in cheek stuff is taken so seriously by some people lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It always make me "lol" when tongue in cheek stuff is taken so seriously by some people lol"
Perhaps it's a little less "tongue in cheek" and a little more "foot in mouth".....
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"if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.
not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from
Th Archers..?"
close songs of praise |
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"if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.
not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from
Th Archers..?
close songs of praise"
my how things move forward in this modern age..
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"if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.
not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from
Th Archers..?
close songs of praise"
Thats progressive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've made an excellent lesbian on many occasions...
I can even remember all their names and faces...!!!
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how do you make a lesbian ? 
is it some sort of voodoo thing ? |
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"Guy in a niteclub, who interested neither, approached my girlfriend and me
Us: "sorry, we are lesbian"
Guy: "I don't mind. I like lesbians"
Duh"
in some ways that sums up this and similar threads.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guy in a niteclub, who interested neither, approached my girlfriend and me
Us: "sorry, we are lesbian"
Guy: "I don't mind. I like lesbians"
Duh"
Says it all.......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guy in a niteclub, who interested neither, approached my girlfriend and me
Us: "sorry, we are lesbian"
Guy: "I don't mind. I like lesbians"
Duh"
I thought the punchline was.
"I don't care what part of lesbian you are from I just want a dance" |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Guy in a niteclub, who interested neither, approached my girlfriend and me
Us: "sorry, we are lesbian"
Guy: "I don't mind. I like lesbians"
Duh
I thought the punchline was.
"I don't care what part of lesbian you are from I just want a dance""
We think he might have been after more than just a dance but with incompitable 'equipment' |
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