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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think I would make an excellent lesbian

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xinLivR8Sp0&spfreload=10

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I think I would make an excellent lesbian

I think you'd be pretty poor really, all the best ones are women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm - you think so, do you...?

Gosh - I never cease to be amazed at the breadth of some men's minds....

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"I think I would make an excellent lesbian

My hairdresser said that to me. In his case, his father was one too and he can see that his son heading that way also

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I think I would make an excellent lesbian

Unfortunately the fact you have a cock disqualifies you

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"I think I would make an excellent lesbian

Unfortunately the fact you have a cock disqualifies you

Does a strap-on disqualify as well?

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I think I would make an excellent lesbian

Unfortunately the fact you have a cock disqualifies you

Does a strap-on disqualify as well?

I wouldnt have thought so

lets watch this space for the OP uploading a pic of him using face paints to make his cock look like one

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"I think I would make an excellent lesbian

Unfortunately the fact you have a cock disqualifies you

Does a strap-on disqualify as well?

I wouldnt have thought so

lets watch this space for the OP uploading a pic of him using face paints to make his cock look like one "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bloody spellcheck

I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Bloody spellcheck

I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"

Consideringbit happened twice in a row

Have you considered having your spell checker tested for torettes syndrome?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a lesbian !

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"I am a lesbian !"

Noooo, you just haven't met the right guy yet

That is what I used to get told when I was dating another woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing to say really...just here searching for a FF couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What makes you say that???????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a lesbian !

Noooo, you just haven't met the right guy yet

That is what I used to get told when I was dating another woman"

Funny that's what I get told ! It's the dam boobies I'd miss them if I was with a man! Lol

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Nothing to say really...just here searching for a FF couple

You will realize when you find one that you are not invited to the party

Guess why not? The clue is in the 'FF'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing to say really...just here searching for a FF couple

You will realize when you find one that you are not invited to the party

Guess why not? The clue is in the 'FF'

Hehehe you must be the brains of the operation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody spellcheck

I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"

Consideringbit happened twice in a row

Have you considered having your spell checker tested for torettes syndrome? "

On an NHS waiting list lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????"

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am a lesbian !"

Is it all its cut out to be? Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wrong bits to be a lesbian dude. what you are is a guy that prefers to give oral, nothing more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not attracted to lesbians. You're off my list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd make a cracking fella!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd make a cracking fella!!!

I bet you would be VWE as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"wrong bits to be a lesbian dude. what you are is a guy that prefers to give oral, nothing more

I do love a good oral session yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not attracted to lesbians. You're off my list "

As if I was ever on your list lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd make a cracking fella!!!

I bet you would be VWE as well

No just W/E

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse"

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd make a cracking fella!!!

I bet you would be VWE as well

No just W/E

"
according to the sky remote scale or lynx can scale?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd make a cracking fella!!!

I bet you would be VWE as well

No just W/E

according to the sky remote scale or lynx can scale?

Probably just the male fab members scale

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian."

Are you a strap on couple?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?"

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"I'd make a cracking fella!!!

Been told i fuck like one when using my strap on. im not sure i thats a compliment or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral."

I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd make a cracking fella!!!

Been told i fuck like one when using my strap on. im not sure i thats a compliment or not "

My fantasy...being fucked (only by a female) with a strap on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.

I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me"

Why? Not everyone enjoys every sex act available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.

I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me

Why? Not everyone enjoys every sex act available. "

Well if I am to be an "fake" lesbian then I need you to be my teacher lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd make a cracking fella!!!

I bet you would be VWE as well

No just W/E

according to the sky remote scale or lynx can scale?

Never!

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"I'd make a cracking fella!!!

Been told i fuck like one when using my strap on. im not sure i thats a compliment or not "

It might be, when compared to a few of the guys I had met from elsewhere in the past

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse"

yep, stops boring conversation..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.

I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me"

because it goes against what one see's in porn..??

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.

I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me

because it goes against what one see's in porn..??"

So true; I get more guys asking me about the strap-on than women. And in any case, the one in my photograph is for 'display purposes only'

I have never really used this size in anyone nor would I want her to use it in me; ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.

I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me

because it goes against what one see's in porn..??"

No from life itself x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.

I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me

because it goes against what one see's in porn..??

No from life itself x"

Ah right. Been involved in lots of lesbian sex then? That must be pretty unusual for a guy, since most lesbians, you know, aren't into guys...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

yep, stops boring conversation..

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a good look at your profile photos OP. There's a lot of cock pics, i mean A LOT lol but unless it's in your friends only section i can't see a single photo of the chip on your shoulder? So in my opinion you'd make a rubbish lesbian.

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

They must have their say

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.

I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me

because it goes against what one see's in porn..??

No from life itself x"

yes of course..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cool thread.

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By *omolfc8Man over a year ago

merseyside

My crush at work is a lesbian she is stunning she always tell me how sexy it look and I think I wish I could turn her she is just perfect !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had a good look at your profile photos OP. There's a lot of cock pics, i mean A LOT lol but unless it's in your friends only section i can't see a single photo of the chip on your shoulder? So in my opinion you'd make a rubbish lesbian."

Lmfao!

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Bloody spellcheck

I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"

Consideringbit happened twice in a row

Have you considered having your spell checker tested for torettes syndrome? "

How does 'Tourettes' appear in your spellchecker?

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Bloody spellcheck

I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"

Consideringbit happened twice in a row

Have you considered having your spell checker tested for torettes syndrome?

How does 'Tourettes' appear in your spellchecker?"

Dont use mt spell checker thats just my fat finger typing. That and in honesty its one of those words no matter how i spell it, it never looks right to me

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Bloody spellcheck

I actually meant I will make an excellent "lasagne"

Consideringbit happened twice in a row

Have you considered having your spell checker tested for torettes syndrome?

How does 'Tourettes' appear in your spellchecker?

Dont use mt spell checker thats just my fat finger typing. That and in honesty its one of those words no matter how i spell it, it never looks right to me

Mt instead of my - another perfect example of my fat finger typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What makes you say that???????

Because I am an oral addict, sometimes more can be achieved through oral than intercourse

I rarely have oral sex with my girlfriend. I'm not sure that would make you a good lesbian.

Are you a strap on couple?

We do a bit of everything, but neither of us particularly enjoy oral.

I am by no means educated on lesbianism lol despite this tongue in cheek post but you admission surprises me

because it goes against what one see's in porn..??

No from life itself x

Ah right. Been involved in lots of lesbian sex then? That must be pretty unusual for a guy, since most lesbians, you know, aren't into guys..."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lmfao!

It always make me "lol" when tongue in cheek stuff is taken so seriously by some people lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It always make me "lol" when tongue in cheek stuff is taken so seriously by some people lol"

Perhaps it's a little less "tongue in cheek" and a little more "foot in mouth".....

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

nottinghamshire

if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.

not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.

not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from"

Will and Grace?

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

nottinghamshire

"if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.

not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from

Will and Grace? "

guess again

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.

not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from"

Th Archers..?

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

nottinghamshire

"if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.

not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from

Th Archers..?"

close songs of praise

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.

not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from

Th Archers..?

close songs of praise"

my how things move forward in this modern age..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't just say it ,do it!!!! I have a meat cleaver and a tube of silicone just get inventive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never been to lesbos LOL

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"if I was a women I would be a lesbian I would be in a hottub with kd lange before you could say moist.

not me its a quote a prize for anyone that knows what its from

Th Archers..?

close songs of praise"

Thats progressive

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

"I think I would make an excellent lesbian

So would I ! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've made an excellent lesbian on many occasions...

I can even remember all their names and faces...!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've made an excellent lesbian on many occasions...

I can even remember all their names and faces...!!!

how do you make a lesbian ?

is it some sort of voodoo thing ?

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

Guy in a niteclub, who interested neither, approached my girlfriend and me

Us: "sorry, we are lesbian"

Guy: "I don't mind. I like lesbians"

Duh

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Guy in a niteclub, who interested neither, approached my girlfriend and me

Us: "sorry, we are lesbian"

Guy: "I don't mind. I like lesbians"

Duh"

in some ways that sums up this and similar threads..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guy in a niteclub, who interested neither, approached my girlfriend and me

Us: "sorry, we are lesbian"

Guy: "I don't mind. I like lesbians"

Duh"

Says it all.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how do you make a lesbian ?

is it some sort of voodoo thing ?

Ask the OP....

..... he obviously thinks that he knows...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be a rubbish lesbian. Been a tourist but just missed men too much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guy in a niteclub, who interested neither, approached my girlfriend and me

Us: "sorry, we are lesbian"

Guy: "I don't mind. I like lesbians"

Duh"

I thought the punchline was.

"I don't care what part of lesbian you are from I just want a dance"

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Guy in a niteclub, who interested neither, approached my girlfriend and me

Us: "sorry, we are lesbian"

Guy: "I don't mind. I like lesbians"

Duh

I thought the punchline was.

"I don't care what part of lesbian you are from I just want a dance""

We think he might have been after more than just a dance but with incompitable 'equipment'

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