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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
A woman buys a parrot from a pet shop. The shopkeeper says it is an excellent talker, but warns her it's last owner ran a Brothel, so she might hear some rather fruity language from it at first.
When she takes it home the Parrot speaks...
"New Home. New Madam.
Hello Madam."
Later her two daughters come home. The parrot says...
"New Home. New Madam. New girls.
Hello girls"
At teatime the husband walks in from work. The parrot says...
"New Home. New Madam. New girls.
Old Customers. Hello Dave...." |
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