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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago
birmingham |
I am a school caretaker, and yesterday I was having a big clear-out off the boiler house, been meaning to do it for ages, and it was starting to smell so I expected their might be a dead rat or two in there, actually found five rats and one was really rotten must have been in there for ages, I hate messing with dead things, but all part of the job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Other peoples lack of planning... Its their deadline, not mine.
People who do not flush more than once... 
They must have rotten homes...
Just chuck empty bog roll tubes on the floor... |
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I'm on call security/welfare for first year uni students. Always fun having one little shit that calls at 5am and always purposely forgets to take their flat keys out and needs help. We get to give out fines for repeat offenders, but it doesn't mean that I get my sleep back when I've got lectures to go to myself the next day.
But then sometimes I literally get to save people's lives after giving CPR and that's rewarding... After the trauma has burned off.
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Bureaucracy - it's taken me 6 months to get a quote for approximately £10k worth of work to close some error traps on the Oracle database I look after...bugger of it is, I've got most of the skills to do it myself but because we sub contract much of our IT through ATOS and then onto a 3rd party software house it has to go via a Demand route...next battle is finding the money to pay for the quote cos my system got missed off the Lifetime Plan...a billion quid a year to run our site and I have to fight for £10k  |
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Dealing with the general public.
Being opposite a food shop that consistently smelt of burnt sausages and incinerated toast (this was particularly unbearable when I was pregnant).
Dealing with the general public.
The assistant manager having a heart attack if there was more than one person in the queue.
Dealing with the general public.
People asking if you can "go and check the stockroom anyway, just incase" after you've told them that everything is on the shop floor and there is nothing back there -it's my fucking department and I emptied out the final boxes this morning, myself. I'm not wasting my time going back there to stare at an empty wall and pretending to look through imaginary boxes.
Did I mention dealing with the general public?
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead people.
It's not the fact they've died, I got used to that long ago. It's the mountain of paperwork that generally results in their passing.
That may seem cold to many of you but that's just me I'm afraid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My actual job is great but the paperwork and certification is shit plus the fact I work with some retard jobsworth cunts dont help lol all in a days work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dealing with the general public.
Chasing after robbing thieving bastards.
Getting gobbed off at by kids who are being arses.
Oh I love my job. NOT. "
The joys of working in retail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 month deadlines for something we all know takes at least 3.
The woman i work with who has the "I'm so nice I'm an angel" front but is actually the "I'll stab you in the back the moment you give me a chance" kinda Twat.
The rest of my job is pretty awesome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The HR department ((all HR departments?).
Self important, overpaid, underskilled wages clerks with an inflated opinion of their worth in the workplace!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reading post mortem reports on babies. Thankfully, they're few and far between.
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I used to have to do that in my last job. Luckily I've moved over to the slightly nicer side of paediatrics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I work in a prison so for me personally its being a little bit more aware than the average person of crimes that are commited by people who just come across as normal down to earth men. Don't like breathing the same air as paedophiles though I don't work on that wing luckily. I've had poo thrown at me, been peed on, threatened, been in the middle of fights that have broken out and been scared that one of them could have had a weapon.
Previous job was a crime, trauma and bio hazardous waste engineer. A cleaner basically. If there's ever a bad car accident but the car can be repaired and there's blood in it we would clean it before it went away for repair, if there was human blood or poo or vomit or needle paraphernalia in a public place we would clear it. If in a prison someone had shit all over their cell we would be called to clean it. If a body had been undiscovered for a few days we would clean the house. If there's been a murder or suicide or any eventually that would leave blood, body tissue or brain matter in a public place we would clean it. Deaths from heights, train tracks, RTA's anything, we would clean it. Also pest infestation but I didn't do that side of things.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sitting next to a smoker
After his returned to desk after popping out for a fag
If that's the only thing you can think of then your job must be wonderful. "
Not the only thing but the most regular thing. On the hour every hour.
Noticed your a smoker. Enough said
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sitting next to a smoker
After his returned to desk after popping out for a fag
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Yep they should be made to brush their teeth and mouthwash and walk through a pit of sheepdip on the way back it.....lets face it though years ago they just did not give a fuck and poisoned you with their filth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Telling people they are going to die, closely followed by the paperwork and politics I jump through to get them home
Lots of job satisfaction too though
S x. |
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"Reading post mortem reports on babies. Thankfully, they're few and far between.
Oh God, I don't even want to imagine...
Having lost a baby who also had a post mortem, you have no idea! "
We very nearly lost our son. He came very close and sat on that fine line for quite a while. That was bad enough so, yeah, my thoughts go out to you. 3 xXx |
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"Dealing with the general public.
Chasing after robbing thieving bastards.
Getting gobbed off at by kids who are being arses.
Oh I love my job. NOT.
The joys of working in retail."
I thought s/he was a police officer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am the boss. 
Fucktard! 
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Shut up Obi.
Wanker!
Behave the pair of you
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Nobheads
Japanese cars are for boy racers! 
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You did not just go there !! |
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"Dealing with the general public.
Chasing after robbing thieving bastards.
Getting gobbed off at by kids who are being arses.
Oh I love my job. NOT.
The joys of working in retail.
I thought s/he was a police officer!"
No. Lowly security guard. Wouldn't last long in the police. I'd be too trigger happy with the taser. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its a walk in the park compared to some of you, but the thing that irritates me is when agency staff fail to carry out the simple task of cleaning after themselves and it takes me a day to go round and do it for them. Gah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seeing pictures/reading testimony/ visiting sites after armed conflict, syrai, gaza, iraq etc.
My job is very rewarding, but getting to the end product is very harrowing, especially Syria. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My boss.
He's relatively new and I've had no issues with him tilt his week - but he's just revealed himself to me (and the entire team) to be a grade A fucktard.
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I hear you there! And fucktard lol not heard that great word in a while  |
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"Sitting next to a smoker
After his returned to desk after popping out for a fag
If that's the only thing you can think of then your job must be wonderful.
Not the only thing but the most regular thing. On the hour every hour.
Noticed your a smoker. Enough said
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That smell has, on occasion, caused me to vomit so I'm with you all the way on that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who think Fracking is dangerous and causes earthquakes make it a little testing sometimes and dodging the odd protestor. But the money makes it worth it. |
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The smelly,fat ugly fucker who insists on getting as close to me as they can on the train in the morning...
Also one of the senior members of staff..he's lazy,and shit as fuck,and I cant wait for him to finally get the sack. |
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"Dealing with the general public.
Being opposite a food shop that consistently smelt of burnt sausages and incinerated toast (this was particularly unbearable when I was pregnant).
Dealing with the general public.
The assistant manager having a heart attack if there was more than one person in the queue.
Dealing with the general public.
People asking if you can "go and check the stockroom anyway, just incase" after you've told them that everything is on the shop floor and there is nothing back there -it's my fucking department and I emptied out the final boxes this morning, myself. I'm not wasting my time going back there to stare at an empty wall and pretending to look through imaginary boxes.
Did I mention dealing with the general public?
- Amy. x"
I feel your pain. I too would say, dealing with the general public! Lol |
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"Sitting next to a smoker
After his returned to desk after popping out for a fag
Yep they should be made to brush their teeth and mouthwash and walk through a pit of sheepdip on the way back it.....lets face it though years ago they just did not give a fuck and poisoned you with their filth "
A) stfu and b) I'll swap jobs with you and you can have my delightful customers who stink of stale and fresh animal piss ANY DAY. Or how about the tossers who bring in a chicken that's gone green? I smoke fags for a bit of fresh air. |
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I'm a smoker. Before I return to my desk/work space I wash my hands and mouth and I always carry mints. I hate the smell too, so am paranoid about people smelling stale cigs from me. I also don't smoke in the house, so my clothes don't stink either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love my job as it's my own business but I hate traffic jams especially on motorways. But it's all part and parcel of the job. Plus it gives me time to browse fab and meet and chat to people up and down the country |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stripping a lovely 1920's French armchair and finding a live woodworm problem...or on one occasion a dead rodent that had been nesting in a victorian chesterfield {shudders} |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
My fucktard of a new boss that forgot to mention the 7m pound P&l hit that screwed up our tax reporting that inhad prepared all quater for, for it to turn in to a bloody mess today
Anyway tbh he is usually good but he forgot to mention it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going into houses that are complete shit holes.
Repairing stuff that I know will be destroyed within a week.
Evictions.
Houses that people have died in, that smell stays in your nose for day's.
Flea bites
Abusive tenants
Drugs, needles.
Ex offenders, druggies, mental health issues, battered wives.
All in a day's work.
So think is your job really that bad compared to the shitte I have to deal with daily. |
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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago
Nether regions of the back of beyond |
People with a lack of personal hygiene, they stink my bus out lol
There's a couple who without a word of a lie have been wearing the same unwashed clothes for at least 4 yrs ..... makes me want to chuck up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I worked in a secondary school listening to the students stories of why they had to leave their countries. Having one girl beg to live with me because she hated her foster carer and breaking down after every counselling session. Giving them wet wipes to clean the grime off their hands and necks because their parents didn't care that they came to school dirty. Giving them my lunch because they didn't eat breakfast and had no lunch money. Listening to teachers talk about them in a nasty way because they couldn't be bothered to find out why they behaved how they did. I learnt a lot about narrow mindedness at that place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having to cover for:
Firemen on strike
Security companies that can't deliver (Olympics)
Fuel tanker drivers
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I was thankful for the security companies failings at the Olympics. They built a barracks for the services called in to cover right on my doorstep. Quite a few of them were on Fab,what a great summer that was |
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Abuse from annoyed workers, due to being told they are doing things wrong.
Doing an in depth report, then have it torn apart by someone who is helping you get it right. Necessary but I don't have to like it. |
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Dealing with weird people (as a model)
Most people are great,but the weird ones can be REALLY out there.
Luckily enough ,as a naturally inclined Domme I dont take shit from anybody but some of the horror stories I hear from other models make me cringe!
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Doing things which are well above my pay grade, because i'm capable and because if I didn't do them no other fucker would! Applying for a job 2 grades higher next week. Might actually end up doing the appropriate tasks for my pay grade if I get it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having to end sick creatures that you have looked after sucks.
Getting to them after they have died, bloated and eyeless is also fairly shit. "
I hope you're not a doctor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Going into houses that are complete shit holes.
Repairing stuff that I know will be destroyed within a week.
Evictions.
Houses that people have died in, that smell stays in your nose for day's.
Flea bites
Abusive tenants
Drugs, needles.
Ex offenders, druggies, mental health issues, battered wives.
All in a day's work.
So think is your job really that bad compared to the shitte I have to deal with daily. "
What do you do? You shouldn't have to be picking up needle paraphernalia there's companies that do that and horders cleans. As for the smell of dead bodies in a house, try a 2 week old or more undiscovered body of a dog owner, dog has eaten the genitals of it's owner and other soft tissue parts and shit them out all over the house, body is taken and dog gets destroyed but the body fat, blood, body tissue has been absorbed into the walls carpet and floorboards underneath, a rouge fly in the house which turn into thousands of maggots, I used to clean all that shit up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Live tv debates.
The House of Commons stuff I can deal with but I am shiteing myself for tonight. "
Gonna be a good one tonight, good night of tv and question time to finish it off!
Whatever you do sounds exciting but not going to pry! Good luck whatever it is you're doing! |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"Having to end sick creatures that you have looked after sucks.
Getting to them after they have died, bloated and eyeless is also fairly shit.
I hope you're not a doctor. "
Haha no!
I think they are on better money than me |
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