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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!  "
ooooooooooh fankoo Laine...does it make ya tongue tingle? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some! "
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy "
Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy "
Im gonna want me a segment of that...pleaassee  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy
Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week! "
Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheeky fooker!
Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!
Have you got lasagne??? "
I make the best lasagne, I use red wine- sometimes it even gets in the lasagne as well  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy
Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!
Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite "
Okay licks no bites and sharies?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Cheeky fooker!
Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!
Have you got lasagne???
I make the best lasagne, I use red wine- sometimes it even gets in the lasagne as well "
Oooo sounds good! Much better than sausage |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy
Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!
Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite
Okay licks no bites and sharies?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. "
I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cheeky fooker!
Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!
Have you got lasagne???
I make the best lasagne, I use red wine- sometimes it even gets in the lasagne as well
Oooo sounds good! Much better than sausage "
Oh I dunno, quite partial to that too |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Cheeky fooker!
Just cos I didn't offer you any of ma homemade lasagne, earlier!
Have you got lasagne???
I make the best lasagne, I use red wine- sometimes it even gets in the lasagne as well
Oooo sounds good! Much better than sausage
Oh I dunno, quite partial to that too"
Im in London this week so grabbing what i can. I looked for an Italian place tonight but only got a place doing pie or banners n mash. I donno how they survive down here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy
Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!
Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite
Okay licks no bites and sharies?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later! "
** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. ** |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy
Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!
Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite
Okay licks no bites and sharies?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later! "
** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. ** |
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"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy
Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!
Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite
Okay licks no bites and sharies?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later!
** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. ** "
yeah i heard you get violent eating them chocolate oranges |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy
Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!
Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite
Okay licks no bites and sharies?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later!
** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. ** "
Vinnie would nick your orange! How many slices left now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's mine I tell you...not terry's mine.... wouldn't you rather enjoy the space dust effect in a different way?.... femme can have some!
Charmin a whole one and you give her a bit!
I might make my own! A huge huge one made out of femmes two biggest mixing bowls,(one inverted) 100x400 galaxy bars and 24 gross packets of popin candy
Blimey, if femme gave you a bj after eating some of that she'd blow your nuts into next week!
Im not sharing it with her! I will insert a broom stick in it and make a huge lollypop but you can have a lick if you promise not to bite
Okay licks no bites and sharies?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
I haven't made mine yet. I am currently trying to order a few boxes of chocolate on line and then see if i can sneak up to her in doors and pinch her bowls later!
** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. **
yeah i heard you get violent eating them chocolate oranges "
Only if anyone attempts to eat some of it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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** sits back with chocolate orange, Vinnie Jones on channel five and settles down to watch the gratuitous violence commence. **
Vinnie would nick your orange! How many slices left now? "
I'd share it with him..... eventually.
Still over half left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".......My chocolate orange with space dust popping candy in it.... fabby! "
How do you crack yours open? (Serious question - I know it sounds daft but still...) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crafty idea.
Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece."
I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Crafty idea.
Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece.
I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice? "
Keep it cool in the fridge, then when you take it out unwrap leaving just the foil in place and a hard rap of the top or bottom of it on a worktop should loosen the segments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crafty idea.
Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece.
I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice?
Keep it cool in the fridge, then when you take it out unwrap leaving just the foil in place and a hard rap of the top or bottom of it on a worktop should loosen the segments."
Mission nearly accomplished without too much collateral damage |
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Crafty idea.
Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece.
I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice?
Keep it cool in the fridge, then when you take it out unwrap leaving just the foil in place and a hard rap of the top or bottom of it on a worktop should loosen the segments.
Mission nearly accomplished without too much collateral damage "
Open and shhhhhhhhhhhhhare |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Crafty idea.
Should i tell all the girlies about my new job at Terry's of York? And the perks. Nah, they'd only want a piece.
I STILL dont know how to open mine in a ladylike manner.... any advice?
Keep it cool in the fridge, then when you take it out unwrap leaving just the foil in place and a hard rap of the top or bottom of it on a worktop should loosen the segments.
Mission nearly accomplished without too much collateral damage
Open and shhhhhhhhhhhhhare "
I could not possibly on this special occasion |
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