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over a year ago
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Go the whole hog and buy one of the miniature model planes ( may i recommend a 747) you can also buy whilst flying.
Stick yer dick next to it, take and post a photo. And wait.
"Ooooohh look Mavis, look at the Jumbo on that."
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You could be into something there...
Taxi!!! Yep, take me to Big Ben please mate, park just up the road for me i'll need to get some images from distance    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You could be into something there...
Taxi!!! Yep, take me to Big Ben please mate, park just up the road for me i'll need to get some images from distance "
Or Pisa if you've not remembered to take yer viagra this morning. |
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"You could be into something there...
Taxi!!! Yep, take me to Big Ben please mate, park just up the road for me i'll need to get some images from distance
Or Pisa if you've not remembered to take yer viagra this morning. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Go the whole hog and buy one of the miniature model planes ( may i recommend a 747) you can also buy whilst flying.
Stick yer dick next to it, take and post a photo. And wait.
"Ooooohh look Mavis, look at the Jumbo on that."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of
"Near..............Far away..........""
Of course, similar to understanding sarcas..................m.
Anyway, it would still be pretty impressive having an image of my cock standing up in the mix with the London skyline...Postcard material that is! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of
"Near..............Far away.........."
Of course, similar to understanding sarcas..................m.
Anyway, it would still be pretty impressive having an image of my cock standing up in the mix with the London skyline...Postcard material that is! "
You've got a cross torso-face. |
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"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of
"Near..............Far away.........."
Of course, similar to understanding sarcas..................m.
Anyway, it would still be pretty impressive having an image of my cock standing up in the mix with the London skyline...Postcard material that is!
You've got a cross torso-face. "
That's because it ain't been fed! Just can't get the staff these days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Coincidentally just had a brief chat with a couple. Was all going swimmingly until they asked how big I was. I was honest and they just stopped messaging. Dont think photoshop is going to help!!!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I would imagine most people would understand the principle of
"Near..............Far away.........."
Of course, similar to understanding sarcas..................m.
Anyway, it would still be pretty impressive having an image of my cock standing up in the mix with the London skyline...Postcard material that is!
You've got a cross torso-face.
That's because it ain't been fed! Just can't get the staff these days "
Tell me about it, dahling.
My torso-face looks like this  and this  combined. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Coincidentally just had a brief chat with a couple. Was all going swimmingly until they asked how big I was. I was honest and they just stopped messaging.
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Perhaps she fainted?  |
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"Coincidentally just had a brief chat with a couple. Was all going swimmingly until they asked how big I was. I was honest and they just stopped messaging.
Perhaps she fainted? "
Well obviously  |
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