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"Can you pretend to be my sister?,that was a no go obviously." Sorry but I find that funny ? | |||
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"Can you pretend to be my sister?,that was a no go obviously. Sorry but I find that funny ?" Still a no for me | |||
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"I had message off a couple and kid not the male wanted me to fuck him and then empty contents of condom up the womans pussy to get her pregnant I said why not let me go direct to source. Bear in mind condom would be used plus I had snip ??" I had one similar but wanted me to cum in a condom then empty it on their face. Surely a direct hit would have been better but turns on they had a rubber/latex fetish | |||
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"Mine involved a slurry pit and briefcase full of cash lol. Not sure if it was a joke first message and i took it the wrong way but i declined anyway." He asked me later. I got covered in mud and it wasn't a briefcase. It was a carrier bag full of copper! Not doing THAT again! | |||
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"Couk I pretend to be his mother! x" I've had a few young ones wanting to call me daddy during sex I'm 30 FFS | |||
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"We've had 2 different couples want to bring their kids to a social meet " Oh just let mummy talk about cock for a bit, you go over there and busy yourself | |||
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"Mine involved a slurry pit and briefcase full of cash lol. Not sure if it was a joke first message and i took it the wrong way but i declined anyway. He asked me later. I got covered in mud and it wasn't a briefcase. It was a carrier bag full of copper! Not doing THAT again!" Really? Not sure if you're joking... | |||
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"Yep... Shave all over and bring vodka and doritos... I thought, what the fuck she gonna do with the doritos!!! (I was nieve back then)..." Ha, did I miss something too? | |||
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"Mine involved a slurry pit and briefcase full of cash lol. Not sure if it was a joke first message and i took it the wrong way but i declined anyway. He asked me later. I got covered in mud and it wasn't a briefcase. It was a carrier bag full of copper! Not doing THAT again! Really? Not sure if you're joking..." Okay....it wasn't FULL of copper. But that's the last time I get used as a fruit machine again. | |||
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"Mine involved a slurry pit and briefcase full of cash lol. Not sure if it was a joke first message and i took it the wrong way but i declined anyway. He asked me later. I got covered in mud and it wasn't a briefcase. It was a carrier bag full of copper! Not doing THAT again! Really? Not sure if you're joking... Okay....it wasn't FULL of copper. But that's the last time I get used as a fruit machine again." Lol, i know you're kidding. Bad that i'm not sure if it's a joke or not sometimes, no matter how weird or silly something sounds. | |||
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"Couk I pretend to be his mother! x" Lol iv had one of those guy yuk | |||
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"My strangest involves a middle aged guy and his sons school uniform " I've had one like that from lets just say an 'experienced' lady who wanted to take me shopping to buy one and to then fuck her wearing it in a park. I was only 20/21 at the time - actually went through with it, who'd have thought I could squeeze into an aged 13 pair of school shorts from woolworths | |||
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"My strangest involves a middle aged guy and his sons school uniform I've had one like that from lets just say an 'experienced' lady who wanted to take me shopping to buy one and to then fuck her wearing it in a park. I was only 20/21 at the time - actually went through with it, who'd have thought I could squeeze into an aged 13 pair of school shorts from woolworths " Lol really | |||
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"My strangest involves a middle aged guy and his sons school uniform I've had one like that from lets just say an 'experienced' lady who wanted to take me shopping to buy one and to then fuck her wearing it in a park. I was only 20/21 at the time - actually went through with it, who'd have thought I could squeeze into an aged 13 pair of school shorts from woolworths Lol really " Yes really! She was a hot milf, I was game for whatever... Usual sex was just normal but now and again she would come out with kinks like when she bought me a firemans outfit. All turned sour when her hubby found out (I wasn't aware she was married) and he went all blackpool Mafia on my ass | |||
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"Can I come over with my son and leave him in the lounge while we go upstairs?" OK, but bring his PS2 and he will have to walk the dog after a bit, bargain? | |||
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"Having just had what I think is the most bizarre request for a meet (I declined fast) Just wondered if anybody else had anything crazy asked of them. I just had somebody ask if I could turn up with an un-washed smelly dick, or even not wash it for a day or two Sorry but I'm a water baby and could never have sex feeling dirty " I think you're lying | |||
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"Couk I pretend to be his mother! x I've had a few young ones wanting to call me daddy during sex I'm 30 FFS" send em to daddy | |||
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"Ok I must be a freak but I like the mummy/son role-play " what is it that it does for you | |||
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"Having just had what I think is the most bizarre request for a meet (I declined fast) Just wondered if anybody else had anything crazy asked of them. I just had somebody ask if I could turn up with an un-washed smelly dick, or even not wash it for a day or two Sorry but I'm a water baby and could never have sex feeling dirty I think you're lying" the thought of her wanting to kiss just made me heave! tongues too? barf barf | |||
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"Once got asked by a guy if he could sniff my farts " did he get to stay longer if he guessed what you ate day before? | |||
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"a lady asked if she could tie me up and pee allover my face" Is that strange | |||
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"That moment when you wished you never opened a thread. " what did you expect mate lol | |||
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"a lady asked if she could tie me up and pee allover my face" No way would I let her tie me up! | |||
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"I had a couple mail me asking if I wanted to suck his cock... Thats about the strangest" You have lead a sheltered life | |||
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"a lady asked if she could tie me up and pee allover my face Is that strange " not if you can join me in southampton lol | |||
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"I had a couple mail me asking if I wanted to suck his cock... Thats about the strangest You have lead a sheltered life " I beg to differ | |||
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"Having just had what I think is the most bizarre request for a meet (I declined fast) Just wondered if anybody else had anything crazy asked of them. I just had somebody ask if I could turn up with an un-washed smelly dick, or even not wash it for a day or two Sorry but I'm a water baby and could never have sex feeling dirty I think you're lying" Profile: smellydicklover *heaves* | |||
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"Once got asked by a guy if he could sniff my farts did he get to stay longer if he guessed what you ate day before? " I didn't reply, damn near broke my phone hitting the block button though !!! | |||
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"Having just had what I think is the most bizarre request for a meet (I declined fast) Just wondered if anybody else had anything crazy asked of them. I just had somebody ask if I could turn up with an un-washed smelly dick, or even not wash it for a day or two Sorry but I'm a water baby and could never have sex feeling dirty I think you're lying Profile: smellydicklover *heaves*" | |||
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"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... " Hang on.....there was a guy on here whodid that for a lady....even posted the pics when.he did it! Wonder if its the same lady? | |||
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"Go round to a couples house,watch his girlfriend through window n wank into pair of her knickers! Now just suppose id been daft enough to do that n it was some unknowing lady's house?????? Explain that to the cops!" Haha, yes! Likely the couple he wanks over | |||
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"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... " that's fckn hot!!! hope you did! | |||
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"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... " Sounds like a waste of a cream egg | |||
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"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... that's fckn hot!!! hope you did! " It has been done before....with pics as proof! | |||
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"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... Sounds like a waste of a cream egg " "How'd you eat yours" Not with cum in it | |||
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"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cuminside a cream egg so she could eat it....... " Gives a whole new meaning of how do you eat yours | |||
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"a lady asked if she could tie me up and pee allover my face Is that strange " I've been curious about water sports myself to be fair, just never tried it lol | |||
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"Ask me to bloody shave !!! " The perverts | |||
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"I had a couple mail me asking if I wanted to suck his cock... Thats about the strangest" Oh I've had this a ton of times from couples. I even have it stamped on my profile that I'm 100% straight. A lot of the couples that mail me..its like the whole thing is his idea. Sometimes. I'm straight. | |||
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"I had a guy actually fart while I was rimming him At least you lot go asked first " Lol eeeewwww | |||
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"Not on here but met a guy that wanted me to wear a mohair jumper. I didn't do it" Is mohair a fashion faux-pas? | |||
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"I had a guy actually fart while I was rimming him At least you lot go asked first " Hope you washed your face after! | |||
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"We've had 2 different couples want to bring their kids to a social meet " I met a guy off here, who had said in his message he was the sitter for his two year old as the mother worked,he may have to bring him to our social. Im, like, yeah ok, thinking hes joking. He wasnt, he did bring toddler and I spent the short time it took to drink coffee, watching the kid as he kept running around and the coffee shop door was open. | |||
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"We've had 2 different couples want to bring their kids to a social meet I met a guy off here, who had said in his message he was the sitter for his two year old as the mother worked,he may have to bring him to our social. Im, like, yeah ok, thinking hes joking. He wasnt, he did bring toddler and I spent the short time it took to drink coffee, watching the kid as he kept running around and the coffee shop door was open. " Iv had the same but it was his child | |||
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"A few years back after having my twins amd breast feeding, I had a guy ask me if he could dress in a diaper and have me feed him. I know its a very real fetish but considering I saw breast feeding as a special bonding moment between me and my children It was a bit too wierd for me. " Few years ago, I was meeting a single guy and single woman I knew well, we'd recently chatted about adult babies and all said it was a bit weird for us...we were staying in an hotel prior to going clubbing and I was in the loo doing my best to make meself presentable and when I came out, our gentleman friend was lying on the bed with a hotel towel doing service as a nappy and him attempting to gurgle...needless to say, we all fell about laughing | |||
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"I had a guy actually fart while I was rimming him At least you lot go asked first " Lol you kinda asked for it for going down south | |||
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"I had a guy actually fart while I was rimming him At least you lot go asked first Hope you washed your face after! " Its OK there were no splash back | |||
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"We've had 2 different couples want to bring their kids to a social meet I met a guy off here, who had said in his message he was the sitter for his two year old as the mother worked,he may have to bring him to our social. Im, like, yeah ok, thinking hes joking. He wasnt, he did bring toddler and I spent the short time it took to drink coffee, watching the kid as he kept running around and the coffee shop door was open. Iv had the same but it was his child " yeah this was his child too. his gf had no idea he was on here either. | |||
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"Mine wasn't a dirty request just strange, al lady wanted me to cum inside a cream egg so she could eat it....... " How very Seasonal! | |||
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