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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks
Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?"
lol now thats funny
but why do they also use deodrant cans , or even cans of lager lol wierd |
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"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks
Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?
lol now thats funny
but why do they also use deodrant cans , or even cans of lager lol wierd "
Well deodorant cans to hid the smell and lager cans cos they've d*unk it to pluck up courage lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And why do they like to slap it against your bum lol xxx
What the remote or the cock?"
Ahhhhh! so that's why the tv keeps turning over .... I thought it was hard! right next time I'll reach back and squeeze! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1) Don't knock it, until you know the story behind the name. One of honour, bravery, love and romance. And fish.
2)It's the nearest major town to me. If I put it more accurate it wouldn't make hard to pinpoint me
3) We have highspeed interwebs. We're now upto 10ppm. (pigeons per minute) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tut tut, don't they know the best way to measure it is by using a pint glass  "
The best way to measure it, is a full and thorough examination.
Visually, manually, orally, physically. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1) Don't knock it, until you know the story behind the name. One of honour, bravery, love and romance. And fish.
2)It's the nearest major town to me. If I put it more accurate it wouldn't make hard to pinpoint me
3) We have highspeed interwebs. We're now upto 10ppm. (pigeons per minute)"
mmmmm pin points |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can but try.....
But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking "
Dammit, where is your self control?
Ok go on then........loses all self control lol |
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over a year ago
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"I can but try.....
But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking
Dammit, where is your self control?
Ok go on then........loses all self control lol"
One sniff of a doughnut and you've lost it!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can but try.....
But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking
Dammit, where is your self control?
Ok go on then........loses all self control lol
One sniff of a doughnut and you've lost it!! lol "
everyone has a weakness you know lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can but try.....
But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking
That 24 hour Tescos does donuts, don’t they?
;-)
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Yeh but if you come back with the mini ones I ain't measuring lol |
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"I can but try.....
But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking
That 24 hour Tescos does donuts, don’t they?
;-)
Yeh but if you come back with the mini ones I ain't measuring lol"
Still beats mini cans.
LOL
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can but try.....
But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking
That 24 hour Tescos does donuts, don’t they?
;-)
Yeh but if you come back with the mini ones I ain't measuring lol
Still beats mini cans.
LOL
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That is very true lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"I can but try.....
But I don't think ill be able to help myself from licking
That 24 hour Tescos does donuts, don’t they?
;-)
Yeh but if you come back with the mini ones I ain't measuring lol
Still beats mini cans.
LOL
That is very true lol"
Never did see the point in them myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just change things alittle i can get a whole doughnut in my mouth and eat it with out licking my lips, crap i know but great part trick. ill shut up now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks
Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?"
Cause id spill me larger if i used my glass lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks
Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?
Cause id spill me larger if i used my glass lol xx
Posh eh, uses a glass!"
Yep lol (mug really) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do guys use a sky remote to measure there cocks
Most women don't get to use it so how do we know how big it is?"
lol, so true, my hubby says "who has the dick? so who has the remote?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not surprised he's spilling his pint if he has his larger in his other hand
Mmmmm typos dont you just love em lol x
Well suppose it could have been a bitt'er"
Thats more like it lol xx |
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