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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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there's lots of ideas on how to break the ice before the act of intercourse...but what about those moments after? when you're not sure what to say?
to start:
that was almost the best sex i've ever had
that was....nice
did you book a taxi to take you back?
(all sure to start a conversation)
any more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How was it for you? (That is if you want to know)
Would you like to try again some other time (If it was not that fab but not that bad either)
You must have done this before (when clearly he/she has not)
Has it ever worked for you? (as it did not for me)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A woman did ask if i was the first woman i'd shagged.
did you not say "go fuck yourself"??
No way. too polite. But i'd watch her."
shall i give you a few more moments to address your error, or was it meant like that?
if so, does that make you the first woman posing as a single male....how's that going for ya?! |
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A woman did ask if i was the first woman i'd shagged.
did you not say "go fuck yourself"??
No way. too polite. But i'd watch her.
shall i give you a few more moments to address your error, or was it meant like that?
if so, does that make you the first woman posing as a single male....how's that going for ya?!"
I'm finally with you. I see the problem.
Terrible, i get less meets than when i were a single bloke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there's lots of ideas on how to break the ice before the act of intercourse...but what about those moments after? when you're not sure what to say?
to start:
that was almost the best sex i've ever had
that was....nice
did you book a taxi to take you back?
(all sure to start a conversation)
any more?"
Roll off, fart, scratch my balls and fall asleep. Usually a killer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"there's lots of ideas on how to break the ice before the act of intercourse...but what about those moments after? when you're not sure what to say?
to start:
that was almost the best sex i've ever had
that was....nice
did you book a taxi to take you back?
(all sure to start a conversation)
any more?
Roll off, fart, scratch my balls and fall asleep. Usually a killer "
you referring to the fart?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there's lots of ideas on how to break the ice before the act of intercourse...but what about those moments after? when you're not sure what to say?
to start:
that was almost the best sex i've ever had
that was....nice
did you book a taxi to take you back?
(all sure to start a conversation)
any more?
Roll off, fart, scratch my balls and fall asleep. Usually a killer
you referring to the fart?
No a killer for another invite
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Would you like me to teach you a few secret techniques to making a woman happy? Oh you would…. well these are special techniques very similar to those used in martial arts training. Firstly you need to paint this fence…. that’s it up and down strokes….. you carry on with that and I’ll go and get the car wax. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Would you like me to teach you a few secret techniques to making a woman happy? Oh you would…. well these are special techniques very similar to those used in martial arts training. Firstly you need to paint this fence…. that’s it up and down strokes….. you carry on with that and I’ll go and get the car wax."
hahahaha ahhh Daniel San |
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"That was 'nice'.
hahaha, how did you get this far without reading the op?!
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Doh! LOL I actually read it but in my hung over state by the time I had gotten to the bottom I just about remembered the title of the thread.
OK how about
'Did you know you have 369 ceiling tiles, I think I must have miscounted as that's an odd number.' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"That was 'nice'.
hahaha, how did you get this far without reading the op?!
Doh! LOL I actually read it but in my hung over state by the time I had gotten to the bottom I just about remembered the title of the thread.
OK how about
'Did you know you have 369 ceiling tiles, I think I must have miscounted as that's an odd number.'"
my sister did that to an ex! they had been together 7 years and she said "It's the only way I could think of getting rid of him" |
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"That was 'nice'.
hahaha, how did you get this far without reading the op?!
Doh! LOL I actually read it but in my hung over state by the time I had gotten to the bottom I just about remembered the title of the thread.
OK how about
'Did you know you have 369 ceiling tiles, I think I must have miscounted as that's an odd number.'
my sister did that to an ex! they had been together 7 years and she said "It's the only way I could think of getting rid of him" "
LMAO Eeeeeevil  I like her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"getting rid of him/her" - makes it sound like little more than putting out the trash. Isn't a relationship worth more than that, even at the end and both parties know it's over? I hope nobody ever thought that about me in the past.  |
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Do you mind if I ask you something…… do you use the same provider for both your gas and electricity? Most households can save up to 25% off of their energy bill by switching to our simple combined user tariff. It will just take a few moments of your time to complete a transfer application and there will be no need for any alteration to your current meters, so no engineers need to call….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mind if I ask you something…… do you use the same provider for both your gas and electricity? Most households can save up to 25% off of their energy bill by switching to our simple combined user tariff. It will just take a few moments of your time to complete a transfer application and there will be no need for any alteration to your current meters, so no engineers need to call….."
Mind yer own business yer nosey cow. |
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Satan’s child will be born from the seed of man and I shall be the barer of the son of Lucifer. Darkness shall rise and our outcast Lord shall take his rightful place as the ruler of mankind.... did I not mention that on the phone earlier? |
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"Satan’s child will be born from the seed of man and I shall be the barer of the son of Lucifer. Darkness shall rise and our outcast Lord shall take his rightful place as the ruler of mankind.... did I not mention that on the phone earlier?"
Why is this not in you profile? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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you're profile should be re-assessed by trading standards
i must really like you, i picked the scabs of specially, usually i don't bother.
wow, i didn't even have to buy you dinner.
christ, you're no oil painting in the morning
pass me my vibrator, i need to finish of what you started
just so i'm clear, this doesn't constitute a date?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""My uncle always said fat birds shag the best cos they don't know when they're gonna get it again... he was fookin right, y'know! 10/10 girl!" "
OI!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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that was so emotional, it just keeps getting better and better, the things you let me do to you...i've never done them with any other woman, i swear, you're the only one for me, you make me come alive...so much so that i hate to do this to you...*pulls out toggle, deflates* |
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How was it for me?.... Well do you remember when they made the film 'Lost in Space' and the trailer looked really exciting, fast moving and full of energy... then when you watched the film you kinda felt.... |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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"Would you like to see my scrapbook.... I've been using it to plan my perfect wedding. What size top hat do you wear?"
Sore point that one.. When i was single, mr new, i went on a date and when we went back for a glass of wine to hers she had a scrApbook of my Facebook page and postings i had made on work forums... |
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Let’s play a word game. You have to think of as many words as you can beginning with a letter of your choice. I’ll go first. P.
Pitiable
Pathetic
Puny
Poor
Performance
Premature
Pungent pants
Piggy-pong penis
Piss-off
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you like to see my scrapbook.... I've been using it to plan my perfect wedding. What size top hat do you wear?
Sore point that one.. When i was single, mr new, i went on a date and when we went back for a glass of wine to hers she had a scrApbook of my Facebook page and postings i had made on work forums..."
Fookin' 'ell! I bet you were out of there faster speedy gonzalez on amphetamine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let’s play a word game. You have to think of as many words as you can beginning with a letter of your choice. I’ll go first. P.
Pitiable
Pathetic
Puny
Poor
Performance
Premature
Pungent pants
Piggy-pong penis
Piss-off
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put it politely please why dontcha!  |
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