1. Buy a leading supermarkets Family Meal for 4 ( £5 including starter and dessert. Three additional desserts are optional )
2. Take large frozen lasagne out of plastic packaging tray.
3. Using 16" woodsaw, cut a 2-3mm groove in the bottom of lasagne.
4. Aligning the groove with the edge of the patio, slam the lasagne down hard.
5. Repeat step 4 only this time keeping fingers clear and not shouting "fucking hell".
6. Cook as per printed instructions.
For Dessert
1. Do NOT whack the frozen Tiramisu down onto a work surface to extract it from its container. It isn't frozen.
2. Scrape what you can find into a bowl and enjoy.
Mstr Chef |
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" 1. Buy a leading supermarkets Family Meal for 4 ( £5 including starter and dessert. Three additional desserts are optional )
2. Take large frozen lasagne out of plastic packaging tray.
3. Using 16" woodsaw, cut a 2-3mm groove in the bottom of lasagne.
4. Aligning the groove with the edge of the patio, slam the lasagne down hard.
5. Repeat step 4 only this time keeping fingers clear and not shouting "fucking hell".
6. Cook as per printed instructions.
For Dessert
1. Do NOT whack the frozen Tiramisu down onto a work surface to extract it from its container. It isn't frozen.
2. Scrape what you can find into a bowl and enjoy.
Mstr Chef "
jamie oliver eat yer heart out ...... |
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Aww mushy! Try something a little easier, for beginners like dial a meal!
Just had a fishfinger sandwich, much easier! Can now get microwaveable fish fingers, its changed my life  |
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Yea me too, i`ve just done toad-in-hole, roasts spud, baked beans for me & mince hotpot & veg for the misses........yes it was all frozen or in a tin but i still had to cook it 
I`ll do a proper fresh meat & veg roast on sunday |
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"Lol, think i'll keep cooking my way"
Its not that I cant cook, I can cook like a demon, when I can be arsed and as i live alone, I get bored with cooking for just me! |
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"Aww mushy! Try something a little easier, for beginners like dial a meal!
Just had a fishfinger sandwich, much easier! Can now get microwaveable fish fingers, its changed my life "
Did ya know you can also get fishless fishcakes for veggies. and quite nice they are too  |
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"Aww mushy! Try something a little easier, for beginners like dial a meal!
Just had a fishfinger sandwich, much easier! Can now get microwaveable fish fingers, its changed my life
Did ya know you can also get fishless fishcakes for veggies. and quite nice they are too "
OK, how do you get something tasting fishy, without fish? lol |
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"Aww mushy! Try something a little easier, for beginners like dial a meal!
Just had a fishfinger sandwich, much easier! Can now get microwaveable fish fingers, its changed my life "
omg your a girl after my own heart regards your love of fishfinger sandwiches are you a salad cream on top kinda girl as well ? mind you i am concerned re them making microwaveable ones as been using that method for ten plus years now with normal ones !! lol |
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"Cooking for one is soooo hard - and boring. Advice : Cook bigger portions and freeze or invite friends round "
I love to cook so invite me mates round for a big slap up roast dinner.
and or freeze meals.... |
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"Cooking for one is soooo hard - and boring. Advice : Cook bigger portions and freeze or invite friends round
I love to cook so invite me mates round for a big slap up roast dinner.
and or freeze meals.... "
you keep wetting my appetite... with those roast dinners... hmmmm how far is it |
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