Always nice to see the hot sexy photos people have submitted, but every now and then there's one that just doesn't work...
We've already established the Sky remote/penis comparison is a no no. Are there any others?
I'd say squatting over a mirror, is rarely a good angle for anyone... |
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"Always nice to see the hot sexy photos people have submitted, but every now and then there's one that just doesn't work...
We've already established the Sky remote/penis comparison is a no no. Are there any others?
I'd say squatting over a mirror, is rarely a good angle for anyone..."
Seems very easy no matter what women photograph always seem to get loads of attention and get into the top photos |
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I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.
Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book. |
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"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.
Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book."
Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on? |
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"Men bent over and giving the camera a spread. Just nasty. "
See now I like that one, providing he has a clean bottom, no pubes and none of those horrible stains around the hole. A fresh pink bum hole with willy flopping through his legs is a pose I like! |
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"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.
Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book.
Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on?"
As far away as possible  .
I admire the male form in its entirety clothed and clothed, semi clothed even, but just socks? No. |
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"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.
Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book.
Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on?"
If the socks are on their feet its a no from me. If it's a sock on their cock, that can be amusing |
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"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.
Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book.
Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on?
As far away as possible .
I admire the male form in its entirety clothed and clothed, semi clothed even, but just socks? No. "
Clothed and unclothed.....what is WRONG with me! |
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"The background looking like waynette slobs living room 
Adding to this, everyone loves a milf, but pics where you can see a cot in the background....are a bit off putting "
Lol better than the bab on the floor crawling around or something - the poor mom's probably grabbing two mins of me-time while the tot sleeps.
Trust me, they know if you've left the room, no matter how stealthily |
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By *est-coupleMan
over a year ago
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"I suppose people pose according to who they want to attract.
Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly. Or women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book.
Where do you stand on shots of 'naked' guys....with socks on?"
Utterly awful - just say no xxx |
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If the socks are on their feet its a no from me. If it's a sock on their cock, that can be amusing
Jeez.So, bent over, ass waxed and spread with a sock on their willy?
Kinky! "
The bent over, ass waxed and spread part was added by your imagination not mine |
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If the socks are on their feet its a no from me. If it's a sock on their cock, that can be amusing
Jeez.So, bent over, ass waxed and spread with a sock on their willy?
Kinky!
The bent over, ass waxed and spread part was added by your imagination not mine "
 Got my boobs confused |
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Any face photo where the guy looks slightly wild eyes and psychotic. Why use a photo like that, why?!?!
And the single guys who have profile photos consisting of a not particularly anonymous woman filling 99% of the shot and 1% is of a tiny indeterminable bit of the bloke in question (presumably).
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If the socks are on their feet its a no from me. If it's a sock on their cock, that can be amusing
Jeez.So, bent over, ass waxed and spread with a sock on their willy?
Kinky!
The bent over, ass waxed and spread part was added by your imagination not mine
Got my boobs confused"
It's easily done  |
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Also the patented Fab cock grab chokehold where you grab the base of it and force it back in order to gain an extra inch!
Or the Athletic body type gut suck pose! |
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Men with tongues sticking out, that is just so awful. Also pics of mens shoes, it doesn't work for men. Women showing off slim ankles in high heels which elongates the leg is a sexy image, a man's brogue does not have the same effect! |
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"Men with tongues sticking out, that is just so awful. Also pics of mens shoes, it doesn't work for men. Women showing off slim ankles in high heels which elongates the leg is a sexy image, a man's brogue does not have the same effect! "
Men have pictures on their tongue sticking out on their dating profiles I've even had to put something in my profile about it lol |
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"Woman on her stomach, leg bent, knickers in her stiletto heel....................sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 80's  "
80's or not that is Fooking sexy in my opinion lol |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I have a few of those unliked poses mentioned. I find the clichéd ones amusing to recreate. Anyone who knows me personally will know that having my knickers caught in the heel of my stiletto or lounging around in stripper shoes is so far from my reality it's funny. I also have nude shots up, not because I think they're particularly sexy but because I used to get a lot of messages from guys seeming to think I have a better figure than I actually do and I thought it best to disabuse them of that particular notion. |
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"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole
 I've never had the pleasure 
It's spiffing I tell ya "
Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it |
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"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole
I've never had the pleasure
It's spiffing I tell ya
Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it "
Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round |
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"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole
I've never had the pleasure
It's spiffing I tell ya
Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it
Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round "
It was gonna be stir fired turkey with sweet and sour sauce and noodles then chocolate chip yoghurt and fruit for afters  |
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"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole
I've never had the pleasure
It's spiffing I tell ya
Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it
Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round
It was gonna be stir fired turkey with sweet and sour sauce and noodles then chocolate chip yoghurt and fruit for afters "
Why have you fired the turkey? |
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"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole
I've never had the pleasure
It's spiffing I tell ya
Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it
Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round
It was gonna be stir fired turkey with sweet and sour sauce and noodles then chocolate chip yoghurt and fruit for afters
Why have you fired the turkey? "
lol, how did I know you'd notice that typo
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Socks are my biggest pet peeve whether they are in photos when the guy is naked or someone I'm playing with.
I have a very serious sock rule, you want to play then the socks come off lol |
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"Arse shots when there is bog roll attached to said arsehole
I've never had the pleasure
It's spiffing I tell ya
Christ I don't think I'll bother with my tea. I'm really glad I hadn't started to cook it
Oh what have you got...if it's nice I'm on my way round
It was gonna be stir fired turkey with sweet and sour sauce and noodles then chocolate chip yoghurt and fruit for afters
Why have you fired the turkey?
lol, how did I know you'd notice that typo
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"Men bent over and giving the camera a spread. Just nasty.
See now I like that one, providing he has a clean bottom, no pubes and none of those horrible stains around the hole. A fresh pink bum hole with willy flopping through his legs is a pose I like! "
I'm imagining your inbox is currently full of these pictures now lol |
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"I have a few of those unliked poses mentioned. I find the clichéd ones amusing to recreate. Anyone who knows me personally will know that having my knickers caught in the heel of my stiletto or lounging around in stripper shoes is so far from my reality it's funny. I also have nude shots up, not because I think they're particularly sexy but because I used to get a lot of messages from guys seeming to think I have a better figure than I actually do and I thought it best to disabuse them of that particular notion."
I think you look gorgeous. X
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Poses that have me clicking off straight away are men with their trousers round their knees or ankles or with their cock sticking out of their fly.
Women with a shot inspired by a gynaecologists hand book."
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Men gripping the base of there cock like there trying to break a chickens neck,
Men who have had a wank and have cum running down there cock and fingers, both these just look absolutely horrible, aswell as the sky remote/deodorant tin pictures, and over the toilet pictures. |
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