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By *tep121Man
over a year ago
manchester |
Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?
Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone getting out of a car parked in a disabled space with a blue badge that was actually disabled and not skipping into the supermarket like most of them do.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing. Seriously.
I just park. Do Whatever I'm doing. Shopping or whatever.
Do it. Put my bags in the boot and drive off.
I honestly couldn't give a fuck whats going on.
I've probably missed a lot though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once saw a woman reverse into a car, drive forward into another , then reverse into a third trying to exit a multistory car parking spot. I was pissing myself laughing so much I forgot to make a note of her number plate for the poor car drivers, whose cars she'd pranged   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I worked on local newspapers we had a story once about people being attacked by a squirrel in a supermarket car park, several times over the space of a warm spell one summer. Apparently it would lie on its back sunning itself, looking for all the world like it wanted its tummy tickled - then when someone reached out a hand it would go for them with all teeth and claws. True story, but feel free to add your own punchlines using the word 'nuts'.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A seagull kidnap a duckling (I assume it met s grizzly end), a rat that looked d*unk and a magpie eating a Greggs pasty (that's possibly the most Newcastle thing that's ever happened). |
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"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?
Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off. "
You must work in the posh part of Middleton |
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By *tep121Man
over a year ago
manchester |
"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?
Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.
You must work in the posh part of Middleton "
Sure do.. I mean.. middleton is soo posh that they dont use the toilets.. its not the modern way now.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?
Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off. "
I always flash my tits after car park fucking to let people know i don't give a shit about being seen on cam.
Weirdest thing i saw was a woman after she had been hit by a car. The guy who was driving was ranting about her jumping in front of the car, her shoes had been knocked right off somehow, and her head was bleeding and he called her an ambulance after i told him to but he was in shock i think and panicking like mad. She wanted to get up and leave but couldn't even get up and kept hitting her head on the floor every time she fell back down, mad day that was. |
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By *tep121Man
over a year ago
manchester |
"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?
Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.
I always flash my tits after car park fucking to let people know i don't give a shit about being seen on cam.
Weirdest thing i saw was a woman after she had been hit by a car. The guy who was driving was ranting about her jumping in front of the car, her shoes had been knocked right off somehow, and her head was bleeding and he called her an ambulance after i told him to but he was in shock i think and panicking like mad. She wanted to get up and leave but couldn't even get up and kept hitting her head on the floor every time she fell back down, mad day that was."
Come down to my place n give me a private show |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.
Come down to my place n give me a private show "
So long as you've cleaned up the poop round there. |
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By *tep121Man
over a year ago
manchester |
"Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.
Come down to my place n give me a private show
So long as you've cleaned up the poop round there. "
Rolling out the red carpet for your arrival  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.
Come down to my place n give me a private show
So long as you've cleaned up the poop round there.
Rolling out the red carpet for your arrival "
Haha, too right.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So sat in my car on my dinner driving instructor tries to reverse Park takes up 2 spaces fml just how in the car too lol
Richard III. ? "
Damn. Someone beat me to it ! |
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By *luetooMan
over a year ago
Bucks & Glasgow |
Last year in a remote Chiltern car park (mountain biking dont you know a number of cars began arriving, various male and female occupants clearly known to each other, then they starting getting white gowns , like monks habits but white out and dressing in them. Looked like KKK other than the fact they were all black? Once all gowned up off they went into the woods I wanted to follow but at the same time was a bit reluctant . Seems it was some ceremony of some kind, but very strange |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?
Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off. "
King Richard the Turd? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?
Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off. "
Was walking past car park at nearby cinema. Saw a couple jump in car, woman lifts up her top, guy leans over and has a quick suck of her nipple, pulls top down and they drove off.
Dunno if he needed some kind of inspiration before driving off.....
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"Seen alsorts at work during night. Had a guy pull up directly under the cctv, climbed over into back seat, had sex with someone, got out of rear passenger door, looked to see if anyone was watching, and drove off. I laughed, everone else laughed at work. I mean the car park was empty and the guy chose the spot right under the cctv.. wtf?
Ive also seen a woman squat under the camera and curled a chocolate log out. Got up n walked off.
King Richard the Turd?"
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"Someone getting out of a car parked in a disabled space with a blue badge that was actually disabled and not skipping into the supermarket like most of them do.
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Yeah. People these days, such 'disability fakers' you a doctor then? Do you get to decide if someone is disabled at a casual glance? |
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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago
sandwell |
Sat in my car (a land rover) and some woman turns into the space next to me and side swipes my car. Whole car shook. She then gets out and just wandered off as if nothing had happened, didnt even check for damage. I just sat there with my mouth open. When I checked, her front passenger wing and bumper were a right mess, my car had a little scratch on the rock slider  |
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