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Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?
How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?
How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff? |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?
How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?
How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?"
I'll tell but only after you tell us how many you can stick up your ass  |
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over a year ago
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"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?
How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?
How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?"
1 finger! 2 at a push! |
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"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?
How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?
How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?
I'll tell but only after you tell us how many you can stick up your ass "
One Sky remote but only up to the middle row of numbers  |
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"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?
How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?
How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?
1 finger! 2 at a push! "
Is that a serious answer I hear? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?
How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?
How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?
1 finger! 2 at a push! "
phew,my cock will fit then!  |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?
How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?
How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?
I'll tell but only after you tell us how many you can stick up your ass
One Sky remote but only up to the middle row of numbers "
An entire Apple TV (no, not that kind of TV) remote; Sky is soooo 20th century  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....
 PMSL "
If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time |
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"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....
PMSL
If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time "
You wish you could fit them all up your fanny at the same time or at least in your bedroom |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"They've found debris from missing planes and ships in mine - the Bermuda Mingeangle.  "
I'm in the market for one on ebay, but I've yet to find one of suitably epic proportions. For some reason when I type huge cunt on ebay all I get are autographed pictures of Katie Hopkins coming up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....
PMSL
If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time
You wish you could fit them all up your fanny at the same time or at least in your bedroom "
That's a regular fantasy of mine |
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one thing that annoys me
"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"
- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...
I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture
so dumb |
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"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....
PMSL
If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time
You wish you could fit them all up your fanny at the same time or at least in your bedroom
That's a regular fantasy of mine "
I get the feeling you're not joking about that  |
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"one thing that annoys me
"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"
- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...
I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture
so dumb"
Yes indeed. That's one of those stupid immature myths that gets bandied about. Some women can take more in their pussies than others though. That's a fact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there are a few that I would need to send a canary in first.....
PMSL
If you're talking about the Norwich team, I can fit them all up my fanny at the same time
You wish you could fit them all up your fanny at the same time or at least in your bedroom
That's a regular fantasy of mine
I get the feeling you're not joking about that "
Joking? I'm deadly serious. I just ignore the injunctions they have against me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in
This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety  "
muffled shout from big muff
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...and not liking getting poked by cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in
This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety
Is he still there???"
I don't remember him leaving and I had no vari
Anyone got any caving gear to go look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got fisted by a 5'5" tall guy and he fell in
This is why I only meet men over 6'tall now.....for their own safety "
I tie a rope around their waists just in case. I've offered mine as a 3rd Channel Tunnel,I heard they were looking for another  |
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"one thing that annoys me
"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"
- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...
I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture
so dumb
Yes indeed. That's one of those stupid immature myths that gets bandied about. Some women can take more in their pussies than others though. That's a fact."
yes..but that's how they are born! nothing to do with how many men they've fucked! |
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"one thing that annoys me
"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"
- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...
I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture
so dumb"
Ive always thought this too |
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"one thing that annoys me
"you fuck so many men you must have a huge fanny"
- obviously a girl fucking a boyfriend/husband 3 times a day is the same if not more sexually active than any girl fucking 3 different men per week...
I'm pretty sure the fanny doesn't get bigger with every cock. Besides, the boyfriend could have a huge cock...I get a mixture
so dumb
Yes indeed. That's one of those stupid immature myths that gets bandied about. Some women can take more in their pussies than others though. That's a fact.
yes..but that's how they are born! nothing to do with how many men they've fucked!"
Exactly. Totally agree. It's just genetics. It doesn't really matter how much a pussy get's stretched out it soon goes back to it's original natural state. |
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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago
Nether regions of the back of beyond |
"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?
How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?
How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?"
3 double deckers, a bendy bus and a couple of trams |
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I find lots of men believe if you have several kids you must have a big fanny. I regularly get comments about throwing a hot dog up a tunnel.
My usual reply is,maybe for yours but a regular size finds it a snug fit lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They've found debris from missing planes and ships in mine - the Bermuda Mingeangle.
I'm in the market for one on ebay, but I've yet to find one of suitably epic proportions. For some reason when I type huge cunt on ebay all I get are autographed pictures of Katie Hopkins coming up "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine used to be massive, i could fist myself about 10 years ago. Now it has shrivelled up into something tiny, i estimate in another ten years it may have healed over completely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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ecided I would do a party trick of the flying ping pong ball however... I first attempted with a ping pong ball and it was hoovered up by my hole... I decided okay I'm a little lose I'll attempt with a tennis ball that disappeared too never came out... Determined to do this bloody trick I got a grapefruit and... Gave my vjayjay a squeeze to see if it would fly out! Nope just made freshly squeezed grapefruit juice... Currently rattling around is two other balls |
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"ecided I would do a party trick of the flying ping pong ball however... I first attempted with a ping pong ball and it was hoovered up by my hole... I decided okay I'm a little lose I'll attempt with a tennis ball that disappeared too never came out... Determined to do this bloody trick I got a grapefruit and... Gave my vjayjay a squeeze to see if it would fly out! Nope just made freshly squeezed grapefruit juice... Currently rattling around is two other balls "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They've found debris from missing planes and ships in mine - the Bermuda Mingeangle.
I'm in the market for one on ebay, but I've yet to find one of suitably epic proportions. For some reason when I type huge cunt on ebay all I get are autographed pictures of Katie Hopkins coming up "
Love it!!
My fanny's so big it has it's own postcode! Handy coz then you'll you know 'you have arrived at your destination!' who's next??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok bored and sick of all the biggest cock threads. So who's got the biggest minge then?
How much of a Sky remote / Lynx can can you fit inside your love tunnel?
How many fingers / hands can you squeeze up your chuff?"
Every time I see this thread it makes me smile |
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