FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > No married men.
No married men.
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
"
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
You will spot him if he accidentally calls you by his wife's name
Is paranoid about you leaving a mark on him such as a scratch on his back so will only fuck with his jumper left on |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
"
You forgot can't accommodate  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
You forgot can't accommodate "
Oh yes, those 'can't accommodate' bastards are all married for sure |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've just added it to my profile.
Made me giggle for more reasons that one.
What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"
No that's fine so long as they haven't got one of those wife's who decide they need to talk to you on the phone first  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
You forgot can't accommodate
Oh yes, those 'can't accommodate' bastards are all married for sure "
That'll be me then  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me
I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band
I don't clock watch
I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions
How would I give myself away?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me
I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band
I don't clock watch
I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions
How would I give myself away? "
Ermmm your profile? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me
I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band
I don't clock watch
I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions
How would I give myself away? "
Uhmmmmmm she's behiiiiiiiindddd youuuuuuuuuu ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me
I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band
I don't clock watch
I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions
How would I give myself away?
Ermmm your profile?"
What? you mean you read profiles |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me
I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band
I don't clock watch
I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions
How would I give myself away?
Uhmmmmmm she's behiiiiiiiindddd youuuuuuuuuu !"
Fuck, am I really that thick |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead. 
Clues for MARRIED MEN-
Wants to be 'discrete'
Can't accom
Won't meet in a public place
Crap shags
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.
Clues for MARRIED MEN-
Wants to be 'discrete'
Can't accom
Won't meet in a public place
Crap shags
"
Yes. Thank you for your praise. I earned it with the scary shouty letters. They wouldn't dare now. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Stands you up
can't communicate except at certain times
phone usually off (has two phones)
Clock watches
feels guilty
can only meet during his lunch break and thinks his car is "accommodation"
None of which applies to those of us with permission. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.
Clues for MARRIED MEN-
Wants to be 'discrete'
Can't accom
Won't meet in a public place
Crap shags
"
Won't spend to much money on a meet. Comes out the housekeeping.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.
Clues for MARRIED MEN-
Wants to be 'discrete'
Can't accom
Won't meet in a public place
Crap shags
"
You'd only realise I'm a crap shag after I've done it though |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Won't spend to much money on a meet. Comes out the housekeeping.
I get loads of pocket money "
Yer missus is behind you so I reckon she has sussed Yer |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Won't spend to much money on a meet. Comes out the housekeeping.
I get loads of pocket money Yer missus is behind you so I reckon she has sussed Yer "
That's a slight oversight on my part. When I put the real plan together I'll amend our profile |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ubsterMan
over a year ago
truro |
"Omg.... ticking all those _oxes... my bad...man with partner without permission... no band though not married. .. fucking with jumper on definate...
Bit hot in August"
My accommodation has got air conditioning. .x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....
I shop and buy my own clothes
well done Jack "
Cheers mate, the Claude Greengrass look has never failed me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.
Clues for MARRIED MEN-
Wants to be 'discrete'
Can't accom
Won't meet in a public place
Crap shags
You'd only realise I'm a crap shag after I've done it though"
I'd risk it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"OP, I'm very impressed you have it in capitals. I was going to suggest that but you're one step ahead.
Clues for MARRIED MEN-
Wants to be 'discrete'
Can't accom
Won't meet in a public place
Crap shags
You'd only realise I'm a crap shag after I've done it though
I'd risk it. "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....
I shop and buy my own clothes
You're gay? "
I said clothes not curtains |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....
I shop and buy my own clothes
You're gay?
behave! He didnt' say he shopped for cushions. "
Aww thank you Gran
You're on my "to do list" if you take me off your "no chance" list |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....
I shop and buy my own clothes
You're gay?
I said clothes not curtains"
Phew! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I suspect they most likely prefer to be discreet rather than discrete. But the give away for me is that they are very easy in female company because they spend most of their time with another female  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....
I shop and buy my own clothes
You're gay?
I said clothes not curtains"
he is straight, gays have drapes, not fucking curtains |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....
I shop and buy my own clothes
You're gay?
I said clothes not curtains
he is straight, gays have drapes, not fucking curtains"
LOL xxxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....
I shop and buy my own clothes
You're gay?
I said clothes not curtains
he is straight, gays have drapes, not fucking curtains"
Do curtains fuck?? I wouldn't know the wife gets them |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"They lift the toilet seat when they go for a piss "
And leave it up ! Pfffftt
They ask you not to wear perfume in case it gets on their clothes.
Panic if you wear bright red lipstick and accidentally get some on their shirt - now who would think of doing such a thing ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"you ask where they bought that nice shirt they are wearing and there is a stunned silence....
I shop and buy my own clothes
You're gay?
I said clothes not curtains
he is straight, gays have drapes, not fucking curtains"
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question
Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"
hehehe |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ay_666Man
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question
Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"
hehehe"
Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question
Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"
hehehe
Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile "
ahhh, but thats still a level of comfort with the other person... you know how they will take that response. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ay_666Man
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question
Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"
hehehe
Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile
ahhh, but thats still a level of comfort with the other person... you know how they will take that response."
That's true but isn't the aim to make them comfortable ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question
Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"
hehehe
Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile
ahhh, but thats still a level of comfort with the other person... you know how they will take that response.
That's true but isn't the aim to make them comfortable ? "
Possibly, but its a level of knowing someone that likely would give you away as being married on a meet (if you were the kind to hide it) its not a response I would accept from someone I had just met... lol mind you not a question I would ask a random either...
 are we overthinking this now? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ay_666Man
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"Ask the "does my arse look big in this?" question
Genuine single guys will look like a rabbit in the headlights of an oncoming artic lorry... a married guy will smoothly say "of course not love, whats for dinner?"
hehehe
Or in my case I might turn round and say yes love it does but you know how much I love a big arse and then smile
ahhh, but thats still a level of comfort with the other person... you know how they will take that response.
That's true but isn't the aim to make them comfortable ?
Possibly, but its a level of knowing someone that likely would give you away as being married on a meet (if you were the kind to hide it) its not a response I would accept from someone I had just met... lol mind you not a question I would ask a random either...
are we overthinking this now? "
I think we might be lol and true it would require a knowledge of knowing someone so possibly not going to happen on a casual meet with randoms lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
They know all the school holidays - married with kids.
Know the words to Let it go- one child is a girl.
Know the names of Minecraft characters -one child is a boy.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ay_666Man
over a year ago
Ilkeston |
"They know all the school holidays - married with kids.
Know the words to Let it go- one child is a girl.
Know the names of Minecraft characters -one child is a boy.
"
I disagree with that I know the words to let it go because my Mrs loves Disney and idina menzel lol I mean we went to Disney world on honeymoon |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've just added it to my profile.
Made me giggle for more reasons that one.
What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"
There'll be a dent in his finger where his wedding ring normally stays and hell have a mark on his forehead from constantly being under the thumb.
Apart from that, he may call you by his wifes name on occasions |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I've got 2 phones, one for work, one for me
I've never worn a wedding ring so no white band
I don't clock watch
I don't wear a suit and tie except for formal occasions
How would I give myself away?
Uhmmmmmm she's behiiiiiiiindddd youuuuuuuuuu !"
Lol!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Basically if you don't want to meet a married man then simply look and move on! But believe me there's a hell of a lot of married woman also and people who say they are single. But that apart its a Swingers site so people that have an interest in sex are on here weather their married or not! Do you think your going to find the love of your life on here! Wake up and smell the coffee. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Basically if you don't want to meet a married man then simply look and move on! But believe me there's a hell of a lot of married woman also and people who say they are single. But that apart its a Swingers site so people that have an interest in sex are on here weather their married or not! Do you think your going to find the love of your life on here! Wake up and smell the coffee. "
They misread everything. Feel guilty, become overly defensive and make up things about other people to shift attention. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"I've just added it to my profile.
Made me giggle for more reasons that one.
What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"
Look out for the shifty-eyed clock-watchers |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *omtdhMan
over a year ago
IOM |
Don't worry. Try FabSingles - it's sort of in the name. There should be no married, boyfriends/girlfriends or otherwise dreary attached men/women for you to worry about. It's not rocket science.
Fab are brilliant they offer this other site free as well, apparently. I wouldn't know as I'm married and stick to this adult only swingers site, again its in the name. lol   |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Don't worry. Try FabSingles - it's sort of in the name. There should be no married, boyfriends/girlfriends or otherwise dreary attached men/women for you to worry about. It's not rocket science.
Fab are brilliant they offer this other site free as well, apparently. I wouldn't know as I'm married and stick to this adult only swingers site, again its in the name. lol "
No one is worrying.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Basically if you don't want to meet a married man then simply look and move on! But believe me there's a hell of a lot of married woman also and people who say they are single. But that apart its a Swingers site so people that have an interest in sex are on here weather their married or not! Do you think your going to find the love of your life on here! Wake up and smell the coffee.
They misread everything. Feel guilty, become overly defensive and make up things about other people to shift attention. "
Say it like it is Granny |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Basically if you don't want to meet a married man then simply look and move on! But believe me there's a hell of a lot of married woman also and people who say they are single. But that apart its a Swingers site so people that have an interest in sex are on here weather their married or not! Do you think your going to find the love of your life on here! Wake up and smell the coffee. "
^And that is exactly how to spot a cheating man on the forum! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Don't worry. Try FabSingles - it's sort of in the name. There should be no married, boyfriends/girlfriends or otherwise dreary attached men/women for you to worry about. It's not rocket science.
Fab are brilliant they offer this other site free as well, apparently. I wouldn't know as I'm married and stick to this adult only swingers site, again its in the name. lol "
Absolutely. After all, nobody would ever lie about being single just to get a shag... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Don't worry. Try FabSingles - it's sort of in the name. There should be no married, boyfriends/girlfriends or otherwise dreary attached men/women for you to worry about. It's not rocket science.
Fab are brilliant they offer this other site free as well, apparently. I wouldn't know as I'm married and stick to this adult only swingers site, again its in the name. lol
Absolutely. After all, nobody would ever lie about being single just to get a shag... "
i have |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Only ever met one married guy off fab for a coffee .... And though he was hot, he totally put me off by the whole watching over his shoulder and jumping when his phone went. I just thought go home and fuck your wife son.
If they are married that is their private life. When I meet a guy he needs to switch into "it's all about L mode" or it's not happening.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"No one's Cheating their SWINGING What don't people understand lol Can you say you know Everything or tell Everything to a person your meeting No!"
Let me guess. You're married and your wife doesn't know you're on here. But yes, you're meeting on a swinging site so that's definitely swinging. Absolutely not cheating, no, no definitely not that.
Ah I love this site sometimes! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oxesMan
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"I've just added it to my profile.
Made me giggle for more reasons that one.
What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"
Are there man many people here I have only met and know of one? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
Lol love it x
"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Why is it only the married men who get touchy "
I often wonder that.
To be fair, it's only some of the married men.
Perhaps if the ratios of men to women were more equal, more women would get touchy.
Then again, I don't know what the ratio of M:F is on the fora so that theory could be total bunk.
I'm over-tired and over-thinking. Don't mind me. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I've just added it to my profile.
Made me giggle for more reasons that one.
What are the tell tale signs ? How will I spot one if he sneaks in .....?"
They generally look depressed and brow beaten. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Granny, look at their pictures - the bathroom is a giveaway.
"
Not only their bathroom. Take a good look at any of their rooms, the female touch can be staring you right in the face. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
You forgot can't accommodate "
is that not in the car accommodate. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oxesMan
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
You forgot can't accommodate is that not in the car accommodate. "
Damn if i knew the car counted as avvomidation i would have taken my droving test earlier.lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
You forgot can't accommodate "
Erm I'm single but due to living arrangements I can not accommodate, I live with My brother and his family ( a financial need nothing more)
I'd love to have a woman or women back to my place but would have a hell of a time explaining why so many different women are coming and going, so please don't knock the SINGLE guy who can't accommodate, like you ladies who are single, we guy's do have genuine reasons not to accommodate too
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
You forgot can't accommodate
Erm I'm single but due to living arrangements I can not accommodate, I live with My brother and his family ( a financial need nothing more)
I'd love to have a woman or women back to my place but would have a hell of a time explaining why so many different women are coming and going, so please don't knock the SINGLE guy who can't accommodate, like you ladies who are single, we guy's do have genuine reasons not to accommodate too
"
Psssst! This thread isn't serious. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Married men and bareback.
Two threads that are regularly discussed.
I'm surprised nobody has thought of a way to combine the two.
Now that would be worth discussing!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Married men and bareback.
Two threads that are regularly discussed.
I'm surprised nobody has thought of a way to combine the two.
Now that would be worth discussing! "
Oh they have, I have seen threads go this way....obviously all married men bareback and are therefore not just cheaters but MURDERERS. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"They should all be burned at the stake
By jove I think you may have just solved the fuel crisis! "
Could they not be given out as part of the pensioners winter fuel allowance? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"According to the laws of Fab they're not worth meeting because they clock watch, shower incessantly, can't use their phone, will only meet between 9am and 4pm, only fuck for a maximum of 10 minutes and will be followed within minutes by a throng of wronged women and wailing babies ready to name you in divorce papers.
You forgot can't accommodate
Erm I'm single but due to living arrangements I can not accommodate, I live with My brother and his family ( a financial need nothing more)
I'd love to have a woman or women back to my place but would have a hell of a time explaining why so many different women are coming and going, so please don't knock the SINGLE guy who can't accommodate, like you ladies who are single, we guy's do have genuine reasons not to accommodate too
Psssst! This thread isn't serious."
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"ironed boxers.......
This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!"
I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.
I've never actually worked out exactly what its for. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"ironed boxers.......
This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!
I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.
I've never actually worked out exactly what its for. "
I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"ironed boxers.......
This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!
I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.
I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.
I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either. "
My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?
Its a scam I tell ya. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"ironed boxers.......
This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!
I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.
I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.
I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either.
My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?
Its a scam I tell ya. "
I don't iron boxers either, do I even qualify as a wife? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"ironed boxers.......
This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!
I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.
I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.
I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either.
My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?
Its a scam I tell ya.
I don't iron boxers either, do I even qualify as a wife?"
To be honest the idea of somebody ironing boxers is so neurotic I'd have no idea what to make of somebody who did...
I know this doesn't answer your question... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"ironed boxers.......
This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!
I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.
I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.
I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either.
My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?
Its a scam I tell ya.
I don't iron boxers either, do I even qualify as a wife?
To be honest the idea of somebody ironing boxers is so neurotic I'd have no idea what to make of somebody who did...
I know this doesn't answer your question..."
I concur. But I don't really believe in ironing anyway. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
Hereford |
"ironed boxers.......
This is it !!! And they smell of lenor!
I can confirm (as a separated man) that the fabric softener was the first thing to go.
I've never actually worked out exactly what its for.
I can confirm (as a married woman) that I don't like fabric softener either.
My ex uses bucketloads of the stuff....as if the washing powder doesn't make it smell clean enough?
Its a scam I tell ya.
I don't iron boxers either, do I even qualify as a wife?
To be honest the idea of somebody ironing boxers is so neurotic I'd have no idea what to make of somebody who did...
I know this doesn't answer your question...
I concur. But I don't really believe in ironing anyway."
I like you. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Im maybe very naughty and hung out to dry but I prefere married men. Im here to have fun not for a relationship. Married men theres no doubts thats just what its all about fun fun fun. I have met a couple of single guys but really feel they are on the wrong site and better suited to a dating agency. We have a couples profile and bith myself and hubby have single profiles. He most certainly has permission to go off and play. I never clock watch so he doesn't have to. Come home when ever he likes. But the stick he has for being married and the flat no's because he's married I think are daft. Surely married is only a problem if your hoping for a relationship. Xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
My female swinging friends tell me the problem with cheating married men is that they are unreliable. They don't turn up (wife didn't go out as planned) or can only meet at odd times such as daytime when thry hope to slip out of work. They often feel guilt and watch the clock.
as for me....I just text the wife to say I have met up with the lady at the appointed location and have fun |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
Gimp