It'll go nicely with the cheese and biscuits I'm munching on whilst playing poker, listening to some cool tunes via YouTube and puffing on my new e-pipe.

Ta muchly.

*can you chuck in some luck for the poker too - I'm about $2.26 down so far!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tonight is gin and slimline tonic, lemon peel and a stick of lemon grass. Lots of ice. Delicious.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Surprise me!

I used to go to a club where you'd give the barman a fiver and pray that it wouldn't make you sick. My prayers were rarely answered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bottle of alcoholic ginger beer please. I've a right craving for one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A slippery nipple please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cocktail please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rum and please. Morgan's spiced, no ice. Oh and make it a double.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baileys please .. With lots of ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A nice bottle of Shiraz please!

It'll go nicely with the cheese and biscuits I'm munching on whilst playing poker, listening to some cool tunes via YouTube and puffing on my new e-pipe.

Ta muchly.

*can you chuck in some luck for the poker too - I'm about $2.26 down so far!

"
Good choice sir. Shiraz is our favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cocktail please x"
I'll make you a kissing twist. Your own personal cocktail. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Surprise me!

I used to go to a club where you'd give the barman a fiver and pray that it wouldn't make you sick. My prayers were rarely answered "
Fuck that is brave !

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By *ouble CCouple over a year ago

Gran Canaria

Miss C- Vodka and Lemonade

Mr C- Red Bull. Cheers. Thanks. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good job I own this bar or I'd be skint ! Mr L is taking music requests.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good job I own this bar or I'd be skint ! Mr L is taking music requests. "

Uptown funk please

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have a pint of the usual please

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A nice bottle of Shiraz please!

It'll go nicely with the cheese and biscuits I'm munching on whilst playing poker, listening to some cool tunes via YouTube and puffing on my new e-pipe.

Ta muchly.

*can you chuck in some luck for the poker too - I'm about $2.26 down so far!

Good choice sir. Shiraz is our favourite.

Try and get hold of a bottle of Grant Burge Old Vine Shiraz - it's delicious!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A nice bottle of Shiraz please!

It'll go nicely with the cheese and biscuits I'm munching on whilst playing poker, listening to some cool tunes via YouTube and puffing on my new e-pipe.

Ta muchly.

*can you chuck in some luck for the poker too - I'm about $2.26 down so far!

Good choice sir. Shiraz is our favourite.

Try and get hold of a bottle of Grant Burge Old Vine Shiraz - it's delicious!!

A"
Ooh will do. Thanks for the tip. Cheers x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good job I own this bar or I'd be skint ! Mr L is taking music requests.

Uptown funk please "
Coming right up ma lady xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Disaronno and fresh lime over ice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cocktail please x I'll make you a kissing twist. Your own personal cocktail. X"
oh thank.you sounds lovely x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Surprise me!

I used to go to a club where you'd give the barman a fiver and pray that it wouldn't make you sick. My prayers were rarely answered

Fuck that is brave !"

Had a really nice one once.. But I asked for another one and he promised it was the same and it wasn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good job I own this bar or I'd be skint ! Mr L is taking music requests.

Uptown funk please Coming right up ma lady xx"

I hope you two are doing the dance moves with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lime & soda please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

JD and , loads of ice please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good job I own this bar or I'd be skint ! Mr L is taking music requests.

Uptown funk please Coming right up ma lady xx

I hope you two are doing the dance moves with me

"
Of course ! Shaping up to be a good night in here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good job I own this bar or I'd be skint ! Mr L is taking music requests.

Uptown funk please Coming right up ma lady xx

I hope you two are doing the dance moves with me

Of course ! Shaping up to be a good night in here.

Indeed.. What tune is next?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good job I own this bar or I'd be skint ! Mr L is taking music requests. "

Mirror man please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good job I own this bar or I'd be skint ! Mr L is taking music requests.

Uptown funk please Coming right up ma lady xx

I hope you two are doing the dance moves with me

Of course ! Shaping up to be a good night in here.

Indeed.. What tune is next? "

Give me everything.. by Neyo and pitball

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who wants to reserve a slowy for later ?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*Taps fingers on bar waiting for pint....

At least I got served in the Horny Lion

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Taps fingers on bar waiting for pint....

At least I got served in the Horny Lion

"
Sorry sir have a chaser on the house x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants to reserve a slowy for later ?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who wants to reserve a slowy for later ?"

"Just kissed my baby" Chris Duarte

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think we'll have a lock in

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"*Taps fingers on bar waiting for pint....

At least I got served in the Horny Lion

Sorry sir have a chaser on the house x"

Ta very muchly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a pint for me. I am easily pleased

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

A pint of stout would be great, it's meant to put hairs on the chest right

oh and a packet of ready salted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Merlot, large! Thanks

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I really fancy a shandy. Or a pint of a decent IPA.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The largest glass you can find of Sauvignon Blanc please!!

And can I have some salty snacks on the side?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of lager for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Salty snacks and nuts are on the bar. Free for all. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Salty snacks and nuts are on the bar. Free for all. X"

Thanks my lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The largest glass you can find of Sauvignon Blanc please!!

And can I have some salty snacks on the side?

"
Here, take the bottle. X

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

Vodka and and go easy on the x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The largest glass you can find of Sauvignon Blanc please!!

And can I have some salty snacks on the side?

Here, take the bottle. X"

You're my kind of bartender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Merlot, large! Thanks

Posh Git

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooo salty nuts for me too please

and another gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The largest glass you can find of Sauvignon Blanc please!!

And can I have some salty snacks on the side?

Here, take the bottle. X

You're my kind of bartender

Safety first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Merlot, large! Thanks

Posh Git

If you think Merlot is posh, we have a problem

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Lime n soda with ice and a slice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm sending topless waiters/waitresses around with complementary shots. Bottoms up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sending topless waiters/waitresses around with complementary shots. Bottoms up

Only topless!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Merlot, large! Thanks

Posh Git

Yes, sorry fella, I'm getting bored of the snakebites!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sending topless waiters/waitresses around with complementary shots. Bottoms up

If he's hot I'm not sharing...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sending topless waiters/waitresses around with complementary shots. Bottoms up

Wayhay, line em up..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Merlot, large! Thanks

Posh Git

Yes, sorry fella, I'm getting bored of the snakebites!"

In that case

"Barman!! Depth Charges please!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sending topless waiters/waitresses around with complementary shots. Bottoms up

Mmmm whats on offer? May I swallow it under his apron?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I cant be arsed tending bar anymore. I need to dance. Just serve yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I cant be arsed tending bar anymore. I need to dance. Just serve yourselves.

Partaaaaay!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Water or juices, love to keep my idea clear ^_^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Water or juices, love to keep my idea clear ^_^ "

Oooo I have your juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Water or juices, love to keep my idea clear ^_^

Oooo I have your juice

"
4 some ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Water or juices, love to keep my idea clear ^_^

Oooo I have your juice

4 some ?

I may need to do some extra squeezing to ensure I have enough... But should be do-able

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Water or juices, love to keep my idea clear ^_^

Oooo I have your juice

4 some ?

I may need to do some extra squeezing to ensure I have enough... But should be do-able

"
I can help with squeezing . Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Its getting a bit rowdy in here. Turn the music up. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Water or juices, love to keep my idea clear ^_^

Oooo I have your juice

4 some ?

I may need to do some extra squeezing to ensure I have enough... But should be do-able

I can help with squeezing . Xx"

Ooooo thank you! How generous! I like to give it a firm rub before I squeeze. It always seems to release more juice that way

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

"Water or juices, love to keep my idea clear ^_^

Oooo I have your juice

4 some ?

I may need to do some extra squeezing to ensure I have enough... But should be do-able

I can help with squeezing . Xx

Ooooo thank you! How generous! I like to give it a firm rub before I squeeze. It always seems to release more juice that way

Careful! It could squirt everywhere after you've rolled it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Water or juices, love to keep my idea clear ^_^

Oooo I have your juice

4 some ?

I may need to do some extra squeezing to ensure I have enough... But should be do-able

I can help with squeezing . Xx

Ooooo thank you! How generous! I like to give it a firm rub before I squeeze. It always seems to release more juice that way

Careful! It could squirt everywhere after you've rolled it though

"
Any good catchers in ?

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

I'm an advertisers wet dream - I have been bingewatching "Justified" of late.

Now I'm sitting here drinking Jim Beam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Disaronno please neat over ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Disaronno please neat over ice

"
Shaken or stirred mam ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Disaronno please neat over ice

Shaken or stirred mam ?"

Just chuck a maraschino cherry in that'll do nicely thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What happened ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large g&t please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large g&t please x"
Groove is in the heart is dedicated to you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm pissed even if nobody else is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I missed that hot part... yes please anytime anywhere Im all yours ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gin and Tonic please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well hello you two. I have to frisk late arrivals...that ok ?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Can I get a couple of jägerbombs please? I'm getting a bit sleepy and they're always a shock to the system

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call me old fashioned but ill just have a pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Call me old fashioned but ill just have a pint"
You're old fashioned. Here's your pint

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

Hi um. Can I have a hot chocolate please

I'm feeling old, and I am determind not to be posting on the can't sleep thread tonight .

Suitably worn out with family visitors having just left x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well hello you two. I have to frisk late arrivals...that ok ?"

Okay. All I ask is that you warm your hands first.

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi um. Can I have a hot chocolate please

I'm feeling old, and I am determind not to be posting on the can't sleep thread tonight .

Suitably worn out with family visitors having just left x "
Here is a blanket with a free Welsh cwtch. Would you like cream and marsh mallows ? X

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

"Hi um. Can I have a hot chocolate please

I'm feeling old, and I am determind not to be posting on the can't sleep thread tonight .

Suitably worn out with family visitors having just left x Here is a blanket with a free Welsh cwtch. Would you like cream and marsh mallows ? X"

Umm lovely soft blanket, um no thanks I'll have it straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well hello you two. I have to frisk late arrivals...that ok ?

Okay. All I ask is that you warm your hands first.

...

"
Can you warm them for me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hi um. Can I have a hot chocolate please

I'm feeling old, and I am determind not to be posting on the can't sleep thread tonight .

Suitably worn out with family visitors having just left x Here is a blanket with a free Welsh cwtch. Would you like cream and marsh mallows ? X

Umm lovely soft blanket, um no thanks I'll have it straight

"
Hardcore... I like your style

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pint of John Smiths best please. Anonymous smooth and hits the right spot just like me! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A pint of John Smiths best please. Anonymous smooth and hits the right spot just like me! Haha"
Smooth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

White wine please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Call me old fashioned but ill just have a pint You're old fashioned. Here's your pint

"
cheers ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Returns from the cellar with tousled hair. Straightens skirt. Last orders ding ding

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