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50 ways to feed your lover

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In the style of a Paul Simon song can we think of 50 ways to feed your lover ( as the title suggests)? As OP i'll start with :

You want cheese, Louise?

A joint of beef, Keith?

Over to you folks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a curry Murray?

A steak kate?

Some pie guy?

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By *orthen soul manMan over a year ago

aberdeen

Sausage Sally

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Chickpea lee?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

You gotta go veggie Reggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sausage Sally "

You're not familar with Paul Simon then?

Gnaw on some duck, Chuck

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Big slice of pizza for lisa

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Have a slice of ham Sam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go eat a cake Jake

Swallow the abalone Tony

Tuck into shepherds pie Guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Pass the cheddar McGregor

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

Slice up the quail Gayle

Gobble the flan Stan

You need to eat cod Rod

Just get yourself brie

Fillet the hake Jake

Please un-can the spam Pam

Eat more than one pea Lea

And fatten up with ghee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Slice up the quail Gayle

Gobble the flan Stan

You need to eat cod Rod

Just get yourself brie

Fillet the hake Jake

Please un-can the spam Pam

Eat more than one pea Lea

And fatten up with ghee"

I knew you would have some great ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finish your cannelloni / macaroni / minestrone / rigatoni / pepperoni Mahoney

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

Brie Valerie

Wine Avaline

Lamb shank on the bone Joan

Pork Mork

Stew Andrew

Mascapone Antigonne

Watercress Bess

Gingerbread Fred

Parkin Martin

Spam Sam

Corn Bjorn

Ryvita Margarita

Ministroni Al Caponeee

Turmeric Nick

Lettuce Dennis

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By *afadaoMan over a year ago

Staines

"Lettuce Dennis"

Is he Russ Abbot's mate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crack open the jam Pam

Lick a spoon of spread Ted

Fill your gut with pie Di

And don't forget the peas

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