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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
At the moment I seem to be getting a lot of are you really 6ft....no I'm 5ft 2 but thought you know what I'll put 6ft and buy some stilts for the meet  do you get asked a particular question over and over again?  |
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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago
Gran Canaria |
"Me and hubby want a mff are you interesred? (from couples that are 100+ miles away)
Guess what the answer is!! "
Same as! Or ''We r interested in you being my wife's/girlfriend's 1st bi experience, u girls play while I watch and me and her will fuck while u watch'' Really?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think you can handle me?" If you have to ask that, I don't want to be handling you.
"Do you like *insert ethnic category here* guys?" If you mention your ethnic background, it puts me off... there's no need for it, attraction is based on a person not their skin colour (in my case, at least)!
"[Paraphrased] Why do you need to get to know more about à Guy, than just that he wants sex? This isn't a dating site" Because, if my loins burned every time a guy wanted sex walked past me, I'd never be able to walk again.
Oh my favourite;
"Would you get into a relationship with me and fuck other guys then come home to tell me?" Isn't that already what I'm doing now just without a human add-on?
I'll stop my morning rant there  |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
Had one yesterday question my age surely you are not 50 you look late 30s. Now I am all for a bit of flattery but really if I was going to lie about my age I would not add 10 years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I allways get man asking to meet me fuck kowns y "
This.....then I ask if they have read my profile which CLEARLY says straight.
Their reply is either abusive (=block) or, bizarrely a promise "not to tell anyone". FFS! What difference would that make (= block). |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
I get these on a daily basis
'Your boobs are massive what size are they?'
'Hows use'*
my current favourite is 'can I ask you a question?'
* verbatim - just in case the grammer police are watching |
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Depends what time I'm online. I'm working nights at the minute and spend most of the night online. I had 37 'want to fuck now?' last night. 1 quite impressively from Falkirk.
Usually when I say I'm at work they say I must get a break and they can pull into the car park.
Recently during the day there seems to be a trend of couples where the female wants the guy to meet and fuck me to make sure I'm genuine before she'll meet me.
I'm sure I must have 'mug' tattood on me somewhere! |
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""Do you think you can handle me?" If you have to ask that, I don't want to be handling you.
"Do you like *insert ethnic category here* guys?" If you mention your ethnic background, it puts me off... there's no need for it, attraction is based on a person not their skin colour (in my case, at least)!
"[Paraphrased] Why do you need to get to know more about à Guy, than just that he wants sex? This isn't a dating site" Because, if my loins burned every time a guy wanted sex walked past me, I'd never be able to walk again.
Oh my favourite;
"Would you get into a relationship with me and fuck other guys then come home to tell me?" Isn't that already what I'm doing now just without a human add-on?
I'll stop my morning rant there "
This. Definitely this! |
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Oh my favourite;
"Would you get into a relationship with me and fuck other guys then come home to tell me?" Isn't that already what I'm doing now just without a human add-on?
I'll stop my morning rant there "
I've had that a lot recently too. They get all confused when I say I'd only consider a relationship where we played as equals or not at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my favourite;
"Would you get into a relationship with me and fuck other guys then come home to tell me?" Isn't that already what I'm doing now just without a human add-on?
I'll stop my morning rant there
I've had that a lot recently too. They get all confused when I say I'd only consider a relationship where we played as equals or not at all."
It's funny how equality doesn't cross their minds when they're wrapped up in fantasy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How are you? ( I'm fine,if I wasn't fine I certainly wouldn't be on a swingers site to tell a bunch of strangers about any health problems I may have)
How are you finding the site?(I don't even know what that means or how I'm expected to answer)
Do you meet single guys? (It says on the profile we do)
Does the lady meet alone( stop being a Twat)
My wife has gone off sex and I'm really horny?(Well if your own wife won't shag you there's no way mine is)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I keep getting asked
"please can we have a little water?...when will you let us out of the cellar?....what month is it"?
Stupid shit like that mainly...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mostly asked question is
HI hows you?? Or Do you meet ??
Do men ever read a profile is what i want to know .. maybe i should start that as a new thread .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you? ( I'm fine,if I wasn't fine I certainly wouldn't be on a swingers site to tell a bunch of strangers about any health problems I may have)
How are you finding the site?(I don't even know what that means or how I'm expected to answer)
Do you meet single guys? (It says on the profile we do)
Does the lady meet alone( stop being a Twat)
My wife has gone off sex and I'm really horny?(Well if your own wife won't shag you there's no way mine is)
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Ohh i get some of these too .. hiw do i find this site .. my reply usually is... quite easy i press the fab icon on my phone ..
And the last onte my wife has gone off sex . .. usually i say thats a shame ..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get these on a daily basis
'Your boobs are massive what size are they?'
'Hows use'*
my current favourite is 'can I ask you a question?' my response to those, I you just did. you only get 1, you've used it. or 42, its the answer to everything.
* verbatim - just in case the grammer police are watching "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and hubby want a mff are you interesred? (from couples that are 100+ miles away)
Guess what the answer is!!
Same as! Or ''We r interested in you being my wife's/girlfriend's 1st bi experience, u girls play while I watch and me and her will fuck while u watch'' Really? "
Bloody cheek! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I see you are within 5 miles of me,would you like to meet for coffee?( yes I always bring the wife out to work with me,in case some yoyo sees we are near n feels we have the urge for coffee) |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Why I'm not interested in meeting/chatting to someone and why I don't think I'm their type.
A question usually asked by straight single guys in response to a forum post.
One day they'll work out what the 'A' at the end of my posts stands for a realise they're not my tits in our pics!
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why I'm not interested in meeting/chatting to someone and why I don't think I'm their type.
A question usually asked by straight single guys in response to a forum post.
One day they'll work out what the 'A' at the end of my posts stands for a realise they're not my tits in our pics!
A"
Oh!
I thought it stood for Anthea 
Please ignore my previous 286 Begging messages 
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more"
How's that working for you?  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I keep getting asked
"please can we have a little water?...when will you let us out of the cellar?....what month is it"?
Stupid shit like that mainly......"
I want to laugh but I got a little nervous giggle instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more"
Expecting people to make the running never fails
Gimp |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Why I'm not interested in meeting/chatting to someone and why I don't think I'm their type.
A question usually asked by straight single guys in response to a forum post.
One day they'll work out what the 'A' at the end of my posts stands for a realise they're not my tits in our pics!
A
Oh!
I thought it stood for Anthea
Please ignore my previous 286 Begging messages
Gimp"
And I was gonna say yes to them when I got round to answering! 
Friggin timewaster! 
A |
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By *unkysoulWoman
over a year ago
Mitcham, Surrey |
"How are you? ( I'm fine,if I wasn't fine I certainly wouldn't be on a swingers site to tell a bunch of strangers about any health problems I may have)
How are you finding the site?(I don't even know what that means or how I'm expected to answer)
Do you meet single guys? (It says on the profile we do)
Does the lady meet alone( stop being a Twat)
My wife has gone off sex and I'm really horny?(Well if your own wife won't shag you there's no way mine is)
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Last one is my favourite! Response not question.... |
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more
Expecting people to make the running never fails did I say that...NOPE I contact lots of ppl so kindly wheest up
Gimp"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more
How's that working for you? not too bad thanks"
Lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more
Expecting people to make the running never fails did I say that...NOPE I contact lots of ppl so kindly wheest up
Gimp"
I've never tried Wheesting I must put it on my todo list
Gimp |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more"
Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more
Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it "
No. It is. He said so |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"At 6:58am the other day I got asked if I wanted a social there and then because he was in my area.
No! "
Haha I get that on the way to work...do I want some early morning fun yeah I'll just text my boss and say sorry can't come in I'm off for a random meet with a guy off fab |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more
Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it
No. It is. He said so "
If he says so, it must be true then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or I get asked what is grey peas and bacon and why have I put that as where I am from...my response is work it out ensteien "
I work in coventry and took some to work a few months back. They were saying I cant believe your going to eat that shit. One guy tried some and I converted him lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you really 47, no way are you 47 are you sure you're that age....blah blah blah!
Errrr yeah I think I know how old I am.
Oh and the classic ~ do you mind if I wank over your photos?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more
Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it
No. It is. He said so
If he says so, it must be true then "
Of course...... I so wish I could get the correct tone of voice across for that |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Or I get asked what is grey peas and bacon and why have I put that as where I am from...my response is work it out ensteien
I work in coventry and took some to work a few months back. They were saying I cant believe your going to eat that shit. One guy tried some and I converted him lol."
Never tried it and never will do it looks disgusting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you finding the site? Is my current favourite question .
I always reply " I saved it in my favourites so it's easy to find thank you " "
Lmao.
Though embarrassingly I have asked that question albeit not as an opener. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or I get asked what is grey peas and bacon and why have I put that as where I am from...my response is work it out ensteien
I work in coventry and took some to work a few months back. They were saying I cant believe your going to eat that shit. One guy tried some and I converted him lol.
Never tried it and never will do it looks disgusting "
It does look a bit iffy but it does taste great. Cant believe that you haven't if you live in that area lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you really 47, no way are you 47 are you sure you're that age....blah blah blah!
Errrr yeah I think I know how old I am.
Oh and the classic ~ do you mind if I wank over your photos?
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Same here, Followed by "You do a look a lot younger"
I don't get the classic one though
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How's U?
Wanna chat ?
Wanna Cam ?
How u findin da site /
Fancy some fun ?
Fancy a meet ?
Do you like black men ?
Are you into younger guys ?
How's your day been ?
How's your luck on here ?
What u doin to nite
You getting loads ?
Do you know a woman who ......... ?
You up for it ?
Want your fanny lickin ?
U like big cock ?
U want to come to gangbang ?
Know where any dogging sites are in Liverpool ?
What clubs do you go to ?
Ever had a threesome ?
Don't I know you ?
These are not part of convo's. These are one liner openers from strangers which are supposed to illicit conversation and sex.
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Or I get asked what is grey peas and bacon and why have I put that as where I am from...my response is work it out ensteien
I work in coventry and took some to work a few months back. They were saying I cant believe your going to eat that shit. One guy tried some and I converted him lol.
Never tried it and never will do it looks disgusting
It does look a bit iffy but it does taste great. Cant believe that you haven't if you live in that area lol"
I'm an import to the West Midlands |
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more"
I think people are much more likely to ask if there's something to get them interested first... Your profile is your chance to advertise yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna chat is also in the top ten...of fab greatest hits "
Yeah we get that,you have a quick look at their profile before contemplating a response,and they have gone off line.some chat that would have been |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and the classic ~ do you mind if I wank over your photos?
Lol. This seems to be a weekend favourite. Keep on wanking over me guys "
Hahaha absolutely, crack on i say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and the classic ~ do you mind if I wank over your photos?
Lol. This seems to be a weekend favourite. Keep on wanking over me guys
Hahaha absolutely, crack on i say! "
Love the chomp pic lol |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
I get asked why liverpool? and the usual nonsense of faf, meet in my hotel now... just proving they haven't read my profile.
A few asking if I am real... which I reply no I am a fake and my veris are from my very clever imaginary friends...!
And the unusual one this morning informing me I have selected the wrong body size on my profile... |
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more
Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it "
luckily for me ull not find out |
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"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more
I think people are much more likely to ask if there's something to get them interested first... Your profile is your chance to advertise yourself."
I change my profile n pics regularly but at moment...I can't be arsed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What size are your tits?
Do you like younger guys?
Can I wank over your pics?
And the classic, What are you looking for on here? I respond by saying my 4th husband & I've chosen you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I forgot my most hated.....
No .... not do you take it up the arse.. but the seemingly inoccuous ...
r u ok ?
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Ooooooo my most hated that & 'I'm in your area, wanna meet'
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Someone ask me something.... Please!!
OK
Why is your profile so sparse ?
Cal just basic,thought it be better for ppl to come chat n find out more
Is it working for you? Somehow I doubt it luckily for me ull not find out"
Come on now let's not get catty keep it light hearted |
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Get a lot of guy's who just straight off the bat, not even a hello or anything will just say something along the lines of 'I'd love to suck your beautiful cock and drink all your cum'
Don't really know what they're expecting me to say to that! If it's a woman saying that it's a different matter of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you like younger guys?
No...I prefer 60+ but thought i'd set my age preference at 20-30 to confuse everyone!
X"
Hahahahaha, that made me chuckle. There's nothing like good quality sarcasm as a response. |
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"Get a lot of guy's who just straight off the bat, not even a hello or anything will just say something along the lines of 'I'd love to suck your beautiful cock and drink all your cum'
Don't really know what they're expecting me to say to that! If it's a woman saying that it's a different matter of course"
hubba hubba |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why I'm not interested in meeting/chatting to someone and why I don't think I'm their type.
A question usually asked by straight single guys in response to a forum post.
One day they'll work out what the 'A' at the end of my posts stands for a realise they're not my tits in our pics!
A"
Shit I didn't realise A was a bloke. That's the last time I agree with your posts!
Great tits. |
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"How are you? ( I'm fine,if I wasn't fine I certainly wouldn't be on a swingers site to tell a bunch of strangers about any health problems I may have)
How are you finding the site?(I don't even know what that means or how I'm expected to answer)
My wife has gone off sex and I'm really horny?(Well if your own wife won't shag you there's no way mine is)
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Yep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a lot of guy's who just straight off the bat, not even a hello or anything will just say something along the lines of 'I'd love to suck your beautiful cock and drink all your cum'
Don't really know what they're expecting me to say to that! If it's a woman saying that it's a different matter of course two a day at least!
hubba hubba "
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"Get a lot of guy's who just straight off the bat, not even a hello or anything will just say something along the lines of 'I'd love to suck your beautiful cock and drink all your cum'
Don't really know what they're expecting me to say to that! If it's a woman saying that it's a different matter of course
hubba hubba "
Hubba hubba right back at ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you like younger guys?
No...I prefer 60+ but thought i'd set my age preference at 20-30 to confuse everyone!
X
Hahahahaha, that made me chuckle. There's nothing like good quality sarcasm as a response. "
The lowest form of wit...but I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm always asked if i'm a typical essex girl....hence my little update on my profile and I seem to get asked if i'm fertile quite a lot, drives me crazy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when i see women who are 6ft i often want to message them and ask if they really are tat tall, but i don't coz i did guess they get asked that a lot. plus after that initial question i wouldn't have anything else to talk about so that would be awkward.
it's just unusual so i guess most people can't quite believe it when they see it. i'd love to be tall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're tall, aren't you?" (No shit, Sherlock)
"Why does your profile say Large?" (Because I want it to)
"Who takes your photos?" (Me!)
"Where abouts in Newcastle are you from?" (It's a small city, you want me to tell you which street?!) |
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""You're tall, aren't you?" (No shit, Sherlock)
"Why does your profile say Large?" (Because I want it to)
"Who takes your photos?" (Me!)
"Where abouts in Newcastle are you from?" (It's a small city, you want me to tell you which street?!) "
Must admit a couple of these crossed my mind when I've spoken to you before. Just why does your profile say 'Large' really?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You're tall, aren't you?" (No shit, Sherlock)
"Why does your profile say Large?" (Because I want it to)
"Who takes your photos?" (Me!)
"Where abouts in Newcastle are you from?" (It's a small city, you want me to tell you which street?!)
Must admit a couple of these crossed my mind when I've spoken to you before. Just why does your profile say 'Large' really?! "
^^ see answer in brackets above |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
i get asked "what size is your cock"....
and "why are you so mean"... both in complimentry and abusive mail.....
i didn't know so many people don't like "fluffy".......
p.s i don't think i am mean...... |
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""You're tall, aren't you?" (No shit, Sherlock)
"Why does your profile say Large?" (Because I want it to)
"Who takes your photos?" (Me!)
"Where abouts in Newcastle are you from?" (It's a small city, you want me to tell you which street?!)
Must admit a couple of these crossed my mind when I've spoken to you before. Just why does your profile say 'Large' really?!
^^ see answer in brackets above "
Yeah I know but it still puzzles me! |
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"i get asked "what size is your cock"....
and "why are you so mean"... both in complimentry and abusive mail.....
i didn't know so many people don't like "fluffy".......
p.s i don't think i am mean...... "
I think you and 2wheels are both fluffy and nice. Dread to think what that says about me. |
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Just going through my inbox now...
Get asked a lot if i'm free today, hi how are you or are you ok type of messages, nothing that really stands out or is funny really. Just usual boring stuff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have a shirt on my gallery and i get asked quite a lot where got it by women funny enough.
Last week some twat on here tried using it as his avatar. Knob! |
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"Had one yesterday question my age surely you are not 50 you look late 30s. Now I am all for a bit of flattery but really if I was going to lie about my age I would not add 10 years."
Oh yes I forgot that one.. age ! why on earth would I say I was 65 if I wasnt. They usually give the old flannel . I guess its nice to be flattered as it doesnt happen at home. |
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"I'm always asked if i'm a typical essex girl....hence my little update on my profile and I seem to get asked if i'm fertile quite a lot, drives me crazy!"
fertile!! the mind boggles |
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"How's U?
Wanna chat ?
Wanna Cam ?
How u findin da site /
Fancy some fun ?
Fancy a meet ?
Do you like black men ?
Are you into younger guys ?
How's your day been ?
How's your luck on here ?
What u doin to nite
You getting loads ?
Do you know a woman who ......... ?
You up for it ?
Want your fanny lickin ?
U like big cock ?
U want to come to gangbang ?
Know where any dogging sites are in Liverpool ?
What clubs do you go to ?
Ever had a threesome ?
Don't I know you ?
These are not part of convo's. These are one liner openers from strangers which are supposed to illicit conversation and sex.
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Omg!
Yes i get all of those & the usual braindead
Nice tits!
How big is your iq?
I'm nearby with.work fancy it
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"i get asked "what size is your cock"....
and "why are you so mean"... both in complimentry and abusive mail.....
i didn't know so many people don't like "fluffy".......
p.s i don't think i am mean...... "
Fair question; well, what size is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i get asked "what size is your cock"....
and "why are you so mean"... both in complimentry and abusive mail.....
i didn't know so many people don't like "fluffy".......
p.s i don't think i am mean......
Fair question; well, what size is it? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'Is that actually cum or piss?'
Seriously got asked that once. I like to think I'm the only guy ever to be asked that question!"
well the answer is pretty obvious!! oh my.... |
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Free now?
Wanna suck on this? Cock pics attached
What time can you pick me and a mate up, so we can fuck you? (I love being a taxi service and agreeing to meet unidentified friends)
You horny? Ready to cam now? |
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I have had a few "we don't meet single males but can we get a lift to a club" er....
No you can't as I don't know you, we have never spoken and I'm not a cab.. But also I haven't stated I was heading to a club in the first place. |
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"How's U?
Wanna chat ?
Wanna Cam ?
How u findin da site /
Fancy some fun ?
Fancy a meet ?
Do you like black men ?
Are you into younger guys ?
How's your day been ?
How's your luck on here ?
What u doin to nite
You getting loads ?
Do you know a woman who ......... ?
You up for it ?
Want your fanny lickin ?
U like big cock ?
U want to come to gangbang ?
Know where any dogging sites are in Liverpool ?
What clubs do you go to ?
Ever had a threesome ?
Don't I know you ?
These are not part of convo's. These are one liner openers from strangers which are supposed to illicit conversation and sex.
Omg!
Yes i get all of those & the usual braindead
Nice tits!
How big is your iq?
I'm nearby with.work fancy it
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Hahahaha!
Yep I just logged in to find all of those messages - over and over again, every day
That's why so many of us miss out on some of the good ones because we have lost the will to read after a few of these! |
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All of the above except the 6ft and grey peas and bacon questions. 