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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A weeble wobble, knock me down, still come back up...
Kinda like what the OP said"
I've been a Weeble but I seem to be surviving things that even Weebles would struggle with.
Weebles are good people.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Cock roaches don't have things thrown at them.
They get stamped on.  "
I stamped on one and then it scuttled off. It was the biggest one I had ever seen, thankfully on the other side of the Atlantic and not over here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been a Weeble but I seem to be surviving things that even Weebles would struggle with.
Weebles are good people.
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OP, that sounds like some serious shit... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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the last few months i feel like the most hated teacher in the school at a summer fair - kids throwing soggy sponges at me all the time - so many things going tits up but hanging in there (dripping wet like  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a plastic bag caught in the tide. No substance,dragged wherever the waves take me,slowly disintegrating."
Whoa! So deep I actually drowned trying to come up for air. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a plastic bag caught in the tide. No substance,dragged wherever the waves take me,slowly disintegrating.
Whoa! So deep I actually drowned trying to come up for air. "
I can be deep sometimes,I'm not all tits and giggles  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm a plastic bag caught in the tide. No substance,dragged wherever the waves take me,slowly disintegrating."
A deep, poetic plastic bag though. I suspect you may be the sort that takes centuries to biodegrade and instead of drifting with the tide you need to be a pampered bag for life (mine never seem to make it to the shop with me but they do get to travel). |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"the last few months i feel like the most hated teacher in the school at a summer fair - kids throwing soggy sponges at me all the time - so many things going tits up but hanging in there (dripping wet like )"
The school fair will end and you will get a chance to dry out. The kids always remember the teacher they throw the sponges at as a good egg.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a top predator, feeding mainly on fish, waterbirds, amphibians and crustaceans.
Otterly adorable  "
Did you know otters partake in brutal rapes of baby seals which usual drown in the process or die of the wounds then often continue raping the corpse for several more days till they get bored.
.....just saying  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm a top predator, feeding mainly on fish, waterbirds, amphibians and crustaceans.
Otterly adorable
Did you know otters partake in brutal rapes of baby seals which usual drown in the process or die of the wounds then often continue raping the corpse for several more days till they get bored.
.....just saying "
I didn't. I won't look at an otter in the same way again.
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"I am a salmon struggling to swim against the flow, jumping weirs to reach his ultimate goal and final resting place, going out with a bang
Well I am a Pisces 
How's your jumping?"
If you let me jump your bones you'll find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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am deffo a kitten
attention n affection when i want it stroke me right n i purr n purr rub me fur the wrong way n i will scratch ya eyes out n shit in ya favorite shoes lol
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"am deffo a kitten
attention n affection when i want it stroke me right n i purr n purr rub me fur the wrong way n i will scratch ya eyes out n shit in ya favorite shoes lol
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Like it |
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