small cock...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Her: your cock is too small.

Him: a camper van is quite large until you park it in the grand canyon.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's quite a difference in size, your cock must be less than 1mm in length for a woman's vagina to seem like the Grand Canyon in comparison.

Hang in there little fella, hang in there.

By *ngieandMrManCouple over a year ago

hereford

There is nothing wrong with the size of my cock that a c*** half the size of yours wouldn't fix

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her: your cock is too small.

Him: a camper van is quite large until you park it in the grand canyon."

Hahahaha

almost pissed myself

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's quite a difference in size, your cock must be less than 1mm in length for a woman's vagina to seem like the Grand Canyon in comparison.

Hang in there little fella, hang in there.