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By *lshere77 OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

What do you think the most efficient way of explaining how to use the TV remote to a woman would be without having to draw it for them with crayons?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

Put tape over all of the buttons except the power button, the volume control and the channel up and down button

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By *isexmistressWoman  over a year ago

Prestwich

You and your 2 line profile must just love having no meets and veris ,after a year...!!

Long may it continue and what colour crayons?

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By *lshere77 OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

Colour would depend on which ones she hadn't been chewing.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man  over a year ago

Great Wyrley


"What do you think the most efficient way of explaining how to use the TV remote to a woman would be without having to draw it for them with crayons?"

That's stepping over boundaries imo.

The TV remote is mans land lol

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By *lshere77 OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

I would have to agree....far too technical

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you really cared for her, which your post obviously suggests lol you'd ensure she never watched the shite on tv at all and picked up a book...only if you really care though!

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By *lshere77 OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

I do care......that's why I have been teaching her to read

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What do you think the most efficient way of explaining how to use the TV remote to a woman would be without having to draw it for them with crayons?"

Get someone capable of providing a decent explanation to do it.

There is no such thing as a bad student and all that.

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan  over a year ago

London

Oh this is gonna get interesting....

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Or divorce her and find a woman with more than the one brain cell.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In this house the TV remote is the woman's as I'm at home more than the mr. I know what ever button is for so no crayons here thank you.

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By *lshere77 OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

I agree about there are no bad students. ..but some are brighter than others.

Red button with the yellow P on it is the power.......

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Still, since I'm stressed and hungry I have a few ideas about what I would like to do with a tv remote.

Someone else's tv remote, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or divorce her and find a woman with more than the one brain cell."

Exactly! Til death us do part (oh & the remote thing too!)...I do!

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By *lshere77 OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

Or find a wife who works via remote control?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"I agree about there are no bad students. ..but some are brighter than others.

Red button with the yellow P on it is the power......."

teacher error #1....my remote doesnt have a red button with a yellow p on it!!

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By *lshere77 OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

Thats not the remote. ...thats your rabbit

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Thats not the remote. ...thats your rabbit "

haha dont own one of them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You and your 2 line profile must just love having no meets and veris ,after a year...!!

Long may it continue and what colour crayons? "

Well said ??????

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By *lshere77 OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

Innit easy to get a reaction in here?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I agree about there are no bad students. ..but some are brighter than others.

Red button with the yellow P on it is the power.......

teacher error #1....my remote doesnt have a red button with a yellow p on it!! "

I have several remotes and none have a red button with yellow P on it.

I think we may have found the source of the problem

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Innit easy to get a reaction in here? "

thats the general idea of a thread aint it?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Innit easy to get a reaction in here? "

Depends how bored we are, how much we're avoiding doing what we should be doing and how stressed and hungry we are.

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By *lshere77 OP   Man  over a year ago

Wigan

Well I am fed and watered....but bored and mischievous

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