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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, I just thought I would drop you a line as I'm passing through and you are within a mile of me.
It would be great to chat and get to know you. I pass by quite frequently and I imagine we could have a lot of fun Xxx
I hope to hear from you soon.
p.s. You look beautiful when you are sleeping.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Find a really old bit of fluff. Generally any bird above 40'will do.
Tell her she's really beautiful and you really mean it and your not just after a shag and she's different and she's got lovely eyes.
Then
Fuck her right in the pussy |
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"Hi, I just thought I would drop you a line as I'm passing through and you are within a mile of me.
It would be great to chat and get to know you. I pass by quite frequently and I imagine we could have a lot of fun Xxx
I hope to hear from you soon.
p.s. You look beautiful when you are sleeping. "
As I'm reading this I'm thinking... That's sweet of you and then I get to the last line and... I'm laughing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males??? "
Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???
Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine.
You reckon?? "
Don't test it out just to see if I'm right, just trust me. |
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"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???
Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine.
You reckon??
Don't test it out just to see if I'm right, just trust me."
Just so I'm clear... You reckon that I'll end up with court injunctions against me from all the males I send that message to? |
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Would be interesting for a few guys to copy/paste a few of their opening messages here - real ones - to see if they offer the op any good ideas.
Obviously a message that reflects the sender, rather than one that someone else has written, is the only way to get it working in your favour, as most of us like to have a feel for you as a person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???
Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine.
You reckon??
Don't test it out just to see if I'm right, just trust me.
Just so I'm clear... You reckon that I'll end up with court injunctions against me from all the males I send that message to? "
Nooo... YOU will end up taking out injunctions on THEM.
Capiche? |
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Hi gorgeous,
I was blinded by your beauty so I need your number for insurance purposes.
Love your pics. Your lady garden looks wonderful. You're so pretty I'd actually eat your poo.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't in love with you. Love ur shape, bottle. Your personality is on point.
I have a special fetish for curvy women and wow.. If you don't mind me being ideologically opposed to fat acceptance, I think we can get along well. I'd love to cross you off my bucket list.
I'd love to show you around my house.. Take you to the kitchen and allow you to prepare dinner for me then we can make sweet sweet love before my wife comes home.
And for the weekends that she's away, I think you should lick my toes and then at night you can put your pillow half way down the bed so it's level with my cock.
Or maybe we could meet in a dark alleyway and you find out a little under a month later that you've missed your period. I've been looking for a fertile female to impregnate for a while now.
Please get back to me as I'd like to make your hot pussy squirt like a fire hydrant.
If you don't want to meet me, then will you chat on the phone with me while I wank over your pictures?
Here is a pic of my cock. I hope it's big enough for you.
Lots of love from
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"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males???
Half a dozen court injunctions I would imagine.
You reckon??
Don't test it out just to see if I'm right, just trust me.
Just so I'm clear... You reckon that I'll end up with court injunctions against me from all the males I send that message to?
Nooo... YOU will end up taking out injunctions on THEM.
Capiche?"
Ooops... Best not try that then had I lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whats the best way to get replies on here?? whats the best opening lines?? anyone got any tips?? "
I've got your dog. £2,000. Wrapped in brown paper. 9pm. Behind the bus station. I'll be the bear. Don't be late. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder what response I would get if I sent a message with 'I so wanna fuck you right now!'to half a dozen random males??? "
lol you will get a yes from all |
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I bet that you look good on the dancefloor.
You're fit and you know it.
Wanna play hide the penis?
You remind me of my mates mum and she's fit....... Innit
I hope you like tapes and CDs because I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts
All guaranteed to get the girls frothing at the Fadge. |
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"Hi gorgeous,
I was blinded by your beauty so I need your number for insurance purposes.
Love your pics. Your lady garden looks wonderful. You're so pretty I'd actually eat your poo.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't in love with you. Love ur shape, bottle. Your personality is on point.
I have a special fetish for curvy women and wow.. If you don't mind me being ideologically opposed to fat acceptance, I think we can get along well. I'd love to cross you off my bucket list.
I'd love to show you around my house.. Take you to the kitchen and allow you to prepare dinner for me then we can make sweet sweet love before my wife comes home.
And for the weekends that she's away, I think you should lick my toes and then at night you can put your pillow half way down the bed so it's level with my cock.
Or maybe we could meet in a dark alleyway and you find out a little under a month later that you've missed your period. I've been looking for a fertile female to impregnate for a while now.
Please get back to me as I'd like to make your hot pussy squirt like a fire hydrant.
If you don't want to meet me, then will you chat on the phone with me while I wank over your pictures?
Here is a pic of my cock. I hope it's big enough for you.
Lots of love from
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I don't know whether to laugh or be really concerned  |
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"How about a simple 'my cock, your arse?'
Obviously sign off with kisses. A girl likes to be wooed."
Ooooo good advice!! I shall try this one too and see what response I get in the name of research............ |
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"How about a simple 'my cock, your arse?'
Obviously sign off with kisses. A girl likes to be wooed.
Ooooo good advice!! I shall try this one too and see what response I get in the name of research............"
I've been misled..........this won't work surprisingly lolololol
Maybe in a month or two when the dust has settled lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a really old bit of fluff. Generally any bird above 40'will do.
Tell her she's really beautiful and you really mean it and your not just after a shag and she's different and she's got lovely eyes.
Then
Fuck her right in the pussy"
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
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"I had the usual earlier: hi, how are you
and a blinder: fancy a fuck in my lorry?
hence my profile status "
Didn't work on you either.  Was tempted but he didn't offer me a yorkie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had the usual earlier: hi, how are you
and a blinder: fancy a fuck in my lorry?
hence my profile status
Didn't work on you either. Was tempted but he didn't offer me a yorkie. "
No it didnt. Maybe if hed offered me the raisin yorkie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have sent cheeky as hell messages before and got a response....surprisingly.
It's how you say it, I think is what makes the difference."
You have co ordinates for your location. That's funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I were you id just send hi how are you and have good pictures or whatever..... If they like you they'll reply dont waste your time writing up an essay with the likelihood of it being deleted t |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh yeah and dont be afraid to send cheeky messages you should slightly take the piss but dont push it some women seem to reply to cheeky short messages than the long essays that look like cover letters... Suprisingly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hows's yer bum for love bites? 
ahhhhh!!! I remember some guy saying that to me in the cathouse night club in glasgow years back!! pmsl!!...x
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*snigger!* now that would be funny!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hows's yer bum for love bites?
ahhhhh!!! I remember some guy saying that to me in the cathouse night club in glasgow years back!! pmsl!!...x
*snigger!* now that would be funny!! "
Fair dos....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like some cake? I have cake.
This works ^^^^^^^  "
Cake? Where? Give. Me. The. Cake. NOW!
What flavour though? Fuck it, I don't care. Just want cake. |
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