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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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nom nom nom everyday over bar of soap tasting ones.
Thought I would share this usless information of my personnel preferance with you.
carry on with your lifes as you please.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference  "
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM |
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM"
Why?! Yuck! but then I'm straight so I wouldn't want to do that anyway and can't honestly understand why men like doing it  |
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM"
Jesus, this guy sounds like the fanny loving equivalent of the Cookie Monster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM
Jesus, this guy sounds like the fanny loving equivalent of the Cookie Monster "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a meet once with a user no longer registered!
Anyway, whilst moving down her naval with gentle kisses, an odour began to make itself known. This puzzled me greatly because it smelt like feet .... I moved down further and the smell grew stronger  Now I had showered before the meet and was wearing flipflops, she had just literally walked out the shower ....... Now whilst I was to face, er pussy. The smell was quite pungent ........ But I was starving so soldiered on! "
Ooh, that's horrible. I mean, who wears flipflops for sex! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a meet once with a user no longer registered!
Anyway, whilst moving down her naval with gentle kisses, an odour began to make itself known. This puzzled me greatly because it smelt like feet .... I moved down further and the smell grew stronger Now I had showered before the meet and was wearing flipflops, she had just literally walked out the shower ....... Now whilst I was to face, er pussy. The smell was quite pungent ........ But I was starving so soldiered on!
Ooh, that's horrible. I mean, who wears flipflops for sex! "
I was thinkig that too. Crocs are the new flip flops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No no no no NO!
Smelly pussy would make me heave, each to their own but a day's old pussy is a definite NO for me.
Perfect excuse to get her in the shower with you though
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yukkk
I'm super over cautious about being clean.. a guy I met was begging me not to wash before the meet.. so I'd smell natural as he thought it was washing away the goodness but nope..I cannot do it..fresh out of the shower and im ready to be eaten |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yukkk
I'm super over cautious about being clean.. a guy I met was begging me not to wash before the meet.. so I'd smell natural as he thought it was washing away the goodness but nope..I cannot do it..fresh out of the shower and im ready to be eaten"
Me too, I like to be squeaky clean. It annoys hubby because he likes it rough and ready. Preferably hairy and a day old, lol, I on the other hand like to be smooth and freshly clean. My vagina, my way or the highway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Firstly just no sweaty day old minge is not something I'd be going down on,
Secondly what sort of grown man uses nom nom nom?
Thirdly if you like it why are you using a bar of soap? |
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"Yukkk
I'm super over cautious about being clean.. a guy I met was begging me not to wash before the meet.. so I'd smell natural as he thought it was washing away the goodness but nope..I cannot do it..fresh out of the shower and im ready to be eaten"
Exactly; I'm fairly confident that virtually all of the female members of FS would baulk at the idea of putting smegma coated cock anywhere near their mouth.
There's a line between the odour of arousal and that of being unwashed.
On another note, who uses 48 hour anti-perspirant?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My OH and 2 of my closest playmates would much rather enjoy the natural smell and taste of me
Their idea of heaven is after a gym session when I'm all freshly sweaty
Also who doesn't love the smell of sex? Especially if you have have been fucking all night and then all wake up and carry on in the morning,I think its super horny and love how I smell after being fucked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hence the fact soooo many men like to buy worn knickers. What floats their boat.
I like a man to smell nice.but i also like the smell of d when hes been training too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nom nom nom.... this word irritates the life out of me... just saying
People who say "just saying" annoy the life out of me... Just saying "
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"Hence the fact soooo many men like to buy worn knickers. What floats their boat.
I like a man to smell nice.but i also like the smell of d when hes been training too.
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Hmmm, on someone you know and are into sweat can be very arousing, full of pheromones I guess!  |
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"Hence the fact soooo many men like to buy worn knickers. What floats their boat.
I like a man to smell nice.but i also like the smell of d when hes been training too.
Hmmm, on someone you know and are into sweat can be very arousing, full of pheromones I guess! "
Dunno where that smiley came from.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well don't smell and if it did I would go to docs as I know you can get tablets for this fish smell. So if you have one go see Doc I say as not normal . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nom nom nom, just saying!"
All we need now is for someone to start banging out words like chillax . .. just gonna chillax here and eat minge..nom nom nom...just saying..
Makes me cringe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM
Jesus, this guy sounds like the fanny loving equivalent of the Cookie Monster "
best answer ive seen well funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM
Jesus, this guy sounds like the fanny loving equivalent of the Cookie Monster "
@this bloody monger nom nom nom!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM
Jesus, this guy sounds like the fanny loving equivalent of the Cookie Monster
@this bloody minger!! nom nom nom!!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hence the fact soooo many men like to buy worn knickers. What floats their boat.
I like a man to smell nice.but i also like the smell of d when hes been training too.
Hmmm, on someone you know and are into sweat can be very arousing, full of pheromones I guess! "
Exacty that. I wouldnt like it on anyone els |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This thread has made me laugh! Do people still buy bars of soap ?
We all have a unique smell so I understand those saying that they find a guy after a workout smells dead sexy! |
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"This thread has made me laugh! Do people still buy bars of soap ?
We all have a unique smell so I understand those saying that they find a guy after a workout smells dead sexy! "
They reckon smell plays a huge role in attraction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boak! Have a courtesy wash in the sink with a cloth/flannel at the very very least ya mingin cows! 
Nae excuse for that!"
I read that in a Scottish accent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the smell of coal tar soap so much I want to lick the bar. You shouldn't put soap inside your vagina ever. Even relaxing in a Radox bath can be bad for you,but if my vagina smelt like sweaty feet I would assume I have a fungal infection and go to the doctors. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boak! Have a courtesy wash in the sink with a cloth/flannel at the very very least ya mingin cows!
Nae excuse for that!
I read that in a Scottish accent! "
Yesh I can shomtimesh shound like Sean Connery.....I bet you have a shweet pusshy Missh Moneypenny!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just think it depends on how individuals give more attention to their level of personal hygiene.
Once had a fwb and just couldn't stand the rather offensive smell that oozes out once clothes are off and fun with her was just limited to kisses and cuddles as she was insecure and got no self confidence, i just had to think of a better way to help her do more for her personal hygiene rather than hurt her self confidence and things changed and we were able to include sex as part of our fun.
Unlike before that i get switched off automatically by the bad odour oozing from her volta region    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just think it depends on how individuals give more attention to their level of personal hygiene.
Once had a fwb and just couldn't stand the rather offensive smell that oozes out once clothes are off and fun with her was just limited to kisses and cuddles as she was insecure and got no self confidence, i just had to think of a better way to help her do more for her personal hygiene rather than hurt her self confidence and things changed and we were able to include sex as part of our fun.
Unlike before that i get switched off automatically by the bad odour oozing from her volta region "
What was the bad odour and how did you help her get rid of it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just think it depends on how individuals give more attention to their level of personal hygiene.
Once had a fwb and just couldn't stand the rather offensive smell that oozes out once clothes are off and fun with her was just limited to kisses and cuddles as she was insecure and got no self confidence, i just had to think of a better way to help her do more for her personal hygiene rather than hurt her self confidence and things changed and we were able to include sex as part of our fun.
Unlike before that i get switched off automatically by the bad odour oozing from her volta region "
Your like a sexual Samaritan .... I'm afraid Im not so charitable. No excuse for bad hygiene. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a woman i do worry about the wiffy loulou issue so i do use a ph balanced lady wash n lady wipes (non perfumed) as i like to feel clean down there and always have wipes available in play situation if i am with another lady should she wish to freshen up before fun
A womans natural musk is to me a sensual thing n delicious but if its a pissy wiffer then its a no no for me as personal hygiene is high on my list n certain wiffs can mean un treated infections or vaginal flora issues are there so its a noooooo thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a meet once with a user no longer registered!
Anyway, whilst moving down her naval with gentle kisses, an odour began to make itself known. This puzzled me greatly because it smelt like feet .... I moved down further and the smell grew stronger Now I had showered before the meet and was wearing flipflops, she had just literally walked out the shower ....... Now whilst I was to face, er pussy. The smell was quite pungent ........ But I was starving so soldiered on! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As a woman i do worry about the wiffy loulou issue so i do use a ph balanced lady wash n lady wipes (non perfumed) as i like to feel clean down there and always have wipes available in play situation if i am with another lady should she wish to freshen up before fun
A womans natural musk is to me a sensual thing n delicious but if its a pissy wiffer then its a no no for me as personal hygiene is high on my list n certain wiffs can mean un treated infections or vaginal flora issues are there so its a noooooo thank you "
@ pissy wiffer .... Totally agree with this though pissy wiffer made my day haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't even open a bag of scampi fries without thinking fishy fanny's "
I have a friend who works in sexual health,she won't eat scampi fries as they remind her of work |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't even open a bag of scampi fries without thinking fishy fanny's
I have a friend who works in sexual health,she won't eat scampi fries as they remind her of work "
They're a seriously rank snack!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't even open a bag of scampi fries without thinking fishy fanny's
I have a friend who works in sexual health,she won't eat scampi fries as they remind her of work
They're a seriously rank snack!!"
I wanna know who's on the taste panel when they're doing product development!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't even open a bag of scampi fries without thinking fishy fanny's
I have a friend who works in sexual health,she won't eat scampi fries as they remind her of work
They're a seriously rank snack!!
I wanna know who's on the taste panel when they're doing product development!! "
Ewwwwwwwww |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't even open a bag of scampi fries without thinking fishy fanny's
I have a friend who works in sexual health,she won't eat scampi fries as they remind her of work
They're a seriously rank snack!!
I wanna know who's on the taste panel when they're doing product development!! "
The OP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM"
Sexist much? You sound like a catch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't even open a bag of scampi fries without thinking fishy fanny's
I have a friend who works in sexual health,she won't eat scampi fries as they remind her of work
They're a seriously rank snack!!
I wanna know who's on the taste panel when they're doing product development!! "
Ewwwwwwwww
lmfao n ewwwwwwwww fuuny thing is a poor girl in my old local has for ever been known as scampi knickers after a guy came in the bar askin oi sniff me finger n the whole bar saying lay off the scampi fries mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend of mine who is a couple of years older than me called me up saying she had a really bad smell coming from her bits and it wouldn't go even after she washed and inserted shower gel up there. Once I finished laughing I explained that sticking shower gel up there was the problem, I sent her off to the shop to get some bio active stuff ( can't remember proper name but it's not yogurt ) and a couple of days later she was fine.
Still makes me giggle thinking about it bless her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM"
that's just Nasty |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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Also who doesn't love the smell of sex? Especially if you have have been fucking all night and then all wake up and carry on in the morning,I think its super horny and love how I smell after being fucked "
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM"
This abuse of 'nom' from a 47 year old adult is making me cringe.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went down on a women that me and hubby met a while ago! Shes not on the site anymore but she didnt smell very pleasent! dont understand why some people think its acceptable to not have a shower before a meet! It put me off women for abit......for all of 10 minutes hahhaha xox |
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"Hence the fact soooo many men like to buy worn knickers. What floats their boat.
I like a man to smell nice.but i also like the smell of d when hes been training too.
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I've got friends that sell them on ebay  x |
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"nom nom nom everyday over bar of soap tasting ones.
Thought I would share this usless information of my personnel preferance with you.
carry on with your lifes as you please.
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You do know its not what you say its how you say it that counts! Eloquence would help your cause. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM
Jesus, this guy sounds like the fanny loving equivalent of the Cookie Monster "
Omg I though it was only me that had that image when someone says nom nom |
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After a bottle of brandy, i pulled a lady in a white dress, whisked her outside, pulled up her dress and threw up on. Her fanny, she said i wrecked her night, dont think it smelt, i was just wrecked |
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"After a bottle of brandy, i pulled a lady in a white dress, whisked her outside, pulled up her dress and threw up on. Her fanny, she said i wrecked her night, dont think it smelt, i was just wrecked"
and some more |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"After a bottle of brandy, i pulled a lady in a white dress, whisked her outside, pulled up her dress and threw up on. Her fanny, she said i wrecked her night, dont think it smelt, i was just wrecked"
That's a really bad way to start your wedding night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After a bottle of brandy, i pulled a lady in a white dress, whisked her outside, pulled up her dress and threw up on. Her fanny, she said i wrecked her night, dont think it smelt, i was just wrecked"
Haha I dont know why I find this funny.. Legend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you mean natural or just smelly,I think there is a difference
Natural is sooooooo nom nom nom
The end of an hard sweaty day of cooking cleaning ironing and of course your 9-5 job in between is NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM
Jesus, this guy sounds like the fanny loving equivalent of the Cookie Monster
Omg I though it was only me that had that image when someone says nom nom "
I'm thinking Pacman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I spewed all over her pussy, i spewed in her knickers, i think she didnt move because she was in shock! I should be ashamed of myself but was too wrecked to care, "
still laughing!!! read it twice and im writing this with tears of laughter!!! oh to be a fly on the wall that night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a fine line between a nice natural scented pussy, and tasting like you are licking a bar of Dove...
I really dislike the taste of soap when I eat or drink. However I also wouldn't eat from a dirty plate. Somewhere in the middle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I spewed all over her pussy, i spewed in her knickers, i think she didnt move because she was in shock! I should be ashamed of myself but was too wrecked to care, "
Oh. My. God. Haha that just made me feel really ill. |
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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago
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I've had lovers that love it a day old after loads of sex, to ones who will only eat freshly washed pussy.
Each guy to his own... For meets Id always be fresh so it doesn't matter but for long term lovers I prefer the dirty kind of guy.. Just keeps things more interesting and if they love it, Im not going to complain who doesn't love a dirty fuck every now and then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i always thought the smell of a females fanny was natures way to attract the male..? it don't seem normal to me for a man not to like the scent of a womans fanny.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i always thought the smell of a females fanny was natures way to attract the male..? it don't seem normal to me for a man not to like the scent of a womans fanny.. "
Unless of course, it smells like you've shoved three cod up there, three weeks previously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I adore a really pissy,sweaty smelling fanny,an ex of mine used to get home late from work and i couldnt wait to get down on her after a day in tights,i think the guy who worked with her in the office was shagging her too so maybe the gorgeous aroma and great taste was also due to him cumming inside her! |
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"I can't even open a bag of scampi fries without thinking fishy fanny's
I have a friend who works in sexual health,she won't eat scampi fries as they remind her of work
They're a seriously rank snack!!
I wanna know who's on the taste panel when they're doing product development!! "
Six blind lesbians. |
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