"Why is there tennis balls in guiness cans?..."
Ahhh I remember asking about that a few years ago. I think it's cos the ball goes to the pouring hole and the liquid falls around it in such away to produce minimum head and fizz? |
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"If you had to spend a week on a desert island who would you take? Besides me of course lol
Well Richard Branson of course cos I would get stuck on Necker Island.  "
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"If a car travelling at 76mph hit a train travelling at 192mph how long would it take for you to realise that David Cameron is a cunt?"
The answer to that is easy .... Alex Salmond |
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"What should I have for my snack at about 2am ?
Fat chips, washed and patted dry, rolled in Marmite and cooked in Beef Dripping.
With vinegar.
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Swap Marmite for Bovril and that sounds like a plan  |
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"Why is there tennis balls in guiness cans?...
Ahhh I remember asking about that a few years ago. I think it's cos the ball goes to the pouring hole and the liquid falls around it in such away to produce minimum head and fizz?"
That's right and very observant at this time of day. Do you drink Guinness |
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"Why is there tennis balls in guiness cans?...
Ahhh I remember asking about that a few years ago. I think it's cos the ball goes to the pouring hole and the liquid falls around it in such away to produce minimum head and fizz?
That's right and very observant at this time of day. Do you drink Guinness "
I don't actually lol |
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"Am I really a perv 
You're a fella, course you are!"
Oh yes of course we are, some nice friendly peeve and some nasty ones. Let's hope we are all nice ones hey,, get those beautiful tits out mmmm lol |
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"Am I really a perv
You're a fella, course you are!
Oh yes of course we are, some nice friendly peeve and some nasty ones. Let's hope we are all nice ones hey,, get those beautiful tits out mmmm lol "
Never come across a nasty perv yet! |
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"Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.
Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X
What's the weather going to be today?"
Starting out frosty knickers with a warm front later with a few damp patches  |
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"Would you like your pillows fluffing and a little hug before you finally go bye byes? x x  "
Bye byes, sounds a bit of a final ending im not planning on dying yet chick! Lol
However that is a lovely gesture Thankyou. You can fluff me all you like. Xx |
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"On a phone why is the 0 after the 1 and not BEFORE the 1?....  "
It was an after thought when phones were invented and was a number that was going to be avoided due to getting mixed up with the letter O.
I think |
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"Daddy or chips?"
Ha ha ha I ask my children this all the time, they have no idea it's from an old advert, if they want something they say daddy otherwise it's chips every time |
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"Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.
Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X"
Would you rather be eaten by 10 zombies or 1 werewolf? |
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"On a phone why is the 0 after the 1 and not BEFORE the 1?....
It was an after thought when phones were invented and was a number that was going to be avoided due to getting mixed up with the letter O.
I think"
Lmao! I wasn't expecting a serious answer.
But thanks anyway.  |
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"Daddy or chips?
Ha ha ha I ask my children this all the time, they have no idea it's from an old advert, if they want something they say daddy otherwise it's chips every time"
Oh yeah I remember now lol. Duhhh |
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"Bored. Been in bed with flu. Now can't sleep.
Ask me anything. Nothing too in depth or political please lol. X
Would you rather be eaten by 10 zombies or 1 werewolf? "
Can't stand zombie. Shaun of the dead is a pile of crap.
Werewolf. |
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"On a phone why is the 0 after the 1 and not BEFORE the 1?....
It was an after thought when phones were invented and was a number that was going to be avoided due to getting mixed up with the letter O.
I think
Lmao! I wasn't expecting a serious answer.
But thanks anyway. "
Hehe. I made it up |
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