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A song for ladies about liars and size!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Based on "I will survive"
by Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid
I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died
But I'd spent so many nights
Just waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong
And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
And you've brought me a French fry
I should have known it was so small
Just a sad pathetic dream
Have known there was no Anaconda
Lurking in those jeans
Go on now go
Walk out the door
Don't you promise me 10 inches
Then turn up with only 4
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't notice it pop out,
Don't you know we're only joking
when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive
I will survive
Cos as long as I have batteries
my sex life's gonna thrive
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex
I will survive
I will survive, hey hey!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hahahaha bravooo"
Just so we are aware, I didn't come up with it lol, I remembered it from ages ago, and people making songs I thought it was perfect for it.
cant take credit as much as I would like to  |
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"hahahaha bravooo
Just so we are aware, I didn't come up with it lol, I remembered it from ages ago, and people making songs I thought it was perfect for it.
cant take credit as much as I would like to "
i think some men actually do that.says they have a 10" and turn up with 5  |
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I'm sure I can think of something you could be doing.)
