It amazes me it's always a shock
When people on a swingers sex site loathe photos of a cock
I mean C'mon is it so dreadful to look
When we're cleary not on twitter or Facebook
What do they think is between a man's legs
A garden Hose and a dozen pegs
I often think that when the man turns up
Would they rather he actually had a muff
So in conclusion I confess to thinking it's really rather silly
When grown up women are terrified of a photo of a Willy
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I'm not terrified or loathe them....I just want to see a lot more than that, so I loathe the profiles where it's just cock and nothing else. It doesn't give me any of the information I need to know if I want to meet them. A profile with a range of good pics, which happens to have a couple of cock shots in, works for me  |
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"Man that rap was crap
I could do better
And not even get wetter
When a poo plops in the loo
What even is that?! Seriously? Ha ha.  "
Admittedly not my best ever effort but probably just passable for a Sunday evening.
Now if you wouldn't mind keeping the noise down cos I'm going to bed.
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"I'm not terrified or loathe them....I just want to see a lot more than that, so I loathe the profiles where it's just cock and nothing else. It doesn't give me any of the information I need to know if I want to meet them. A profile with a range of good pics, which happens to have a couple of cock shots in, works for me "
I agree
It's very tongue in cheek
But some females do appear to be cock hating thingies
That's the feedback I get from the 100's of messages I get on a daily basis
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Yes, i like to see a cock or two,
But not only cock will do.
So let's see your torso,
And your face also.
Maybe a nice bum,
And a cock pic with cum.
If you have a weird cock
I will put you on block.
And kind of bored of rhyming now coz it's quite hard to do...the end.
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