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Sometimes a woman just NEEDS a man to....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"......sort out my central heating!  "
ah...you too.
add to that chop down a 18ft hedge, replace the rotting wood around the 15ft window in my hall, replace my ceilings, replace all the plaster on my walls, re-wire, replace the seals on my windows, re-roof the kitchen, replace the boiler, rip out and replace my doorframes and doors, including the front double doors and that's before the cosmetic stuff.....oh, and apparently some of my support beams have dry rot too.
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.and i need the attic insulated...after i've put up a partition wall between me and my neighbour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So but as a pro feminist you dont need a man to do anything :p"
who's a feminist?! would gladly be chained to the sink in exchange for a man doing all that!
in a lifetime i couldnt do all that!
....off to bake a cake.... |
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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"If you sit on my face _ezebel I'll do whatever you want  haha"
If you can manage to lift these paving stones with MY fat arse sitting on your face I'll do whatever YOU want, cos by gawd youd deserve it |
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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Well i have to say i like watching you women grafting in the garden, humping paving slabs and the like around, getting a sweat on, chipping nails.........where's mi deckchair  "
Can I get you a beer darling? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Well i have to say i like watching you women grafting in the garden, humping paving slabs and the like around, getting a sweat on, chipping nails.........where's mi deckchair
Can I get you a beer darling?"
Ohhhh yes! And with a straw |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well if female chickens can spontaneously change sex, then give it a few years and the scientists will have it sorted for girls to do it, then we won't need men at all...
I Will still want them though  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Well if female chickens can spontaneously change sex, then give it a few years and the scientists will have it sorted for girls to do it, then we won't need men at all...
I Will still want them though "
So if you put a load of chickens on a desert island one will grow a cock then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well if female chickens can spontaneously change sex, then give it a few years and the scientists will have it sorted for girls to do it, then we won't need men at all...
I Will still want them though
So if you put a load of chickens on a desert island one will grow a cock then? "
Erm sort of yeah! Was watching 'The Private Lives Of Farm Animals' on BBC2 a few weeks ago and they had rescued battery hens that had laid eggs for two years and then , well, become cocks! With a cocks comb and everything!! It was bizzare! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So but as a pro feminist you dont need a man to do anything :p"
Tut on the bitter little pixies. Feminists are not misnadrists....
Those with the muscle should help out by using it cos they sure as fuck don't have the brains to share. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well if female chickens can spontaneously change sex, then give it a few years and the scientists will have it sorted for girls to do it, then we won't need men at all...
I Will still want them though
So if you put a load of chickens on a desert island one will grow a cock then?
Erm sort of yeah! Was watching 'The Private Lives Of Farm Animals' on BBC2 a few weeks ago and they had rescued battery hens that had laid eggs for two years and then , well, become cocks! With a cocks comb and everything!! It was bizzare!"
As said in Jurassic Park "Life finds a way" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"itch her back where she cant get too ,, lol x
Find the corner of a brick wall, works every time"
when i am in bed ,,,, i can get to sleep easy if i have my back iched or rubbed its heven ,, xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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be sincere, honest and have some integrity
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"be sincere, honest and have some integrity
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pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though "
maybe should have left it at the washing of the hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though maybe should have left it at the washing of the hair "
think you could be right, i`ll go & hide now then lol
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though maybe should have left it at the washing of the hair
think you could be right, i`ll go & hide now then lol
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what colour did you paint the toenails? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As some of us dont have hair to wash, i do occassionally wash the misses`s for her. Oh & I have also cut & painted here toe nails too....... Wondering now if I should of admitted it now though maybe should have left it at the washing of the hair
think you could be right, i`ll go & hide now then lol
what colour did you paint the toenails? "
Dark red/burgundy colour |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
near kings lynn |
I miss a damn good cuddle,snuggling up in bed with a man and a damn good back scrub.
Mind you I did get to snuggle up last night in bed with a very sexy man which was lovely. Didnt get a back scrub this time tho lol. Mind you did get other things instead;-))))) |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
near kings lynn |
"...To reverse the car into 'awkward' spaces"
You will be surprised how many times I have had to park a mans car in my tight car port as he couldnt do it.
Mind you met a guy who was able to park his truck in it and leave me space to get out the passenger side lol |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
Lol @ pro feminist.
Had an argument with my sister one day who argued men were weak and what a man can do a woman could do better, we agreed to disagree and went to get the shopping.
On the way we had a puncture (her car) so I got out, stood by the traffis side and waving the traffic clear. Puzzled my sister asked what I was doing "making the space safe sis" I replied. "What on earth for?" She asked "so you can change the wheel".
"And why should I do that and not you?" She said angrily. "Like you said..." I responded "... what a man can do, a woman can do better". We haven't spoken since. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Na lol xx
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1574402/Women-and-gay-men-are-worst-drivers.html"
One paper against ALL the car insurance companies? No contest! They all think women are better drivers hence its cheaper for a woman to insure a car than a man! |
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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Lol @ pro feminist.
Had an argument with my sister one day who argued men were weak and what a man can do a woman could do better, we agreed to disagree and went to get the shopping.
On the way we had a puncture (her car) so I got out, stood by the traffis side and waving the traffic clear. Puzzled my sister asked what I was doing "making the space safe sis" I replied. "What on earth for?" She asked "so you can change the wheel".
"And why should I do that and not you?" She said angrily. "Like you said..." I responded "... what a man can do, a woman can do better". We haven't spoken since."
I have no problem changing a tyre and have done on several occasions - what I CANT do is lift the bleedin' paving stones in my garden  |
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"Na lol xx
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1574402/Women-and-gay-men-are-worst-drivers.html
One paper against ALL the car insurance companies? No contest! They all think women are better drivers hence its cheaper for a woman to insure a car than a man!"
Nope, wrong!
Women have more accidents, but at much lower speeds, which means the repairs are much cheaper. |
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