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I did it myself...... honest
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kate noticed that I've got scratch marks on my arse, and since we haven't had a play meet for about 6 weeks, and it's not something she does, she started to interogate me 
I did them myself, "honest guv". My new years resolution for this year was to stop biting my nails, and so far I've stuck to it and now possess a fine set of talons, lol.
I've been wearing lycra trunks that have made me a little hot and sweaty and itchy
If you've got an itch, you've gotta scratch it
Seems I've scratched it a bit too hard and now I've got tramlines all over my arse.
It's fookin' true guv, I'm tellin' ya  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Lycra trunks??
Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me
We need a pic of those
I wore them at the beach party, so there "
Ahhhh and Id already left by the time you two arrived  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lycra trunks??
Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me
We need a pic of those
I wore them at the beach party, so there "
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However, you did not walk around in them! I can't remember you walked around at all!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lycra trunks??
Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me
We need a pic of those
I wore them at the beach party, so there
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However, you did not walk around in them! I can't remember you walked around at all! "
What you mean I didn't walk around?
Did you see me flying?
I was sitting with Femme and Bigbad for hour or so, so they can verify me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try scratching in front of Kate to recreate the scratch marks, to prove your innocence! 
Or try wearing Kates vibrating glove when you scratch  "
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Thanks for reminding to pack mine for the Skegness social!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What you mean I didn't walk around?
Did you see me flying?
I was sitting with Femme and Bigbad for hour or so, so they can verify me "
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I kept walking pass you and Kate at the top of the stairs that evening! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try scratching in front of Kate to recreate the scratch marks, to prove your innocence!
Or try wearing Kates vibrating glove when you scratch "
Still got your name on the list for some "glovelove" |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Lycra trunks??
Yeah, and Kate bought 'em for me
We need a pic of those
I wore them at the beach party, so there
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However, you did not walk around in them! I can't remember you walked around at all!
What you mean I didn't walk around?
Did you see me flying?
I was sitting with Femme and Bigbad for hour or so, so they can verify me "
Verify you were there or verify ya Lycra?  |
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